Craig Schaefer
@craigschaeferbooks.com
Writes books, mostly about magic and outlaws. Making my nest in Providence. My latest, Firebreak, is available now. (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FCSJWJTR)
You GET IT. You're who I was writing this for.
November 15, 2025 at 5:05 AM
You GET IT. You're who I was writing this for.
My greatest badge of honor, as a writer, will be how many dudes went out of their way to tell me NESSA IS UNLIKABLE. Like yeah, my man, she does not give a single fuck that you don't like her, she's not here for you.
November 15, 2025 at 5:04 AM
My greatest badge of honor, as a writer, will be how many dudes went out of their way to tell me NESSA IS UNLIKABLE. Like yeah, my man, she does not give a single fuck that you don't like her, she's not here for you.
This just...I'm sorry, kinda floored and overwhelmed, in a good way. You rock, so fucking happy you're enjoying the stories.
November 15, 2025 at 4:44 AM
This just...I'm sorry, kinda floored and overwhelmed, in a good way. You rock, so fucking happy you're enjoying the stories.
Means everything to me, thank you.
November 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Means everything to me, thank you.
So true on all counts. It'll be interesting to see how angry the reflexive backlash is.
November 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
So true on all counts. It'll be interesting to see how angry the reflexive backlash is.
I've said this before, but it's on par with "The left gets their orders from George Soros!" I don't know a single leftist who could pick Soros out of a lineup, let alone thinks about him or cares about him
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I've said this before, but it's on par with "The left gets their orders from George Soros!" I don't know a single leftist who could pick Soros out of a lineup, let alone thinks about him or cares about him
I have fond memories of Chicago turning into Bug Spirit City.
November 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I have fond memories of Chicago turning into Bug Spirit City.
Nah, I'll just chuck him in the trash with the other lying nazis, thanks.
November 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Nah, I'll just chuck him in the trash with the other lying nazis, thanks.
I am a very cool and hip person and reports that my Friday nights are actually "quite sad really" are massively blown out of proportion
November 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I am a very cool and hip person and reports that my Friday nights are actually "quite sad really" are massively blown out of proportion
"Sweetie, if you don't buy more, Jeff Bezos is going to send me to Amazon Hell! You don't want your sweet grandma to go to Amazon Hell, right?"
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
"Sweetie, if you don't buy more, Jeff Bezos is going to send me to Amazon Hell! You don't want your sweet grandma to go to Amazon Hell, right?"
I'd do anything for love, but I absolutely would not under any circumstances do that
November 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I'd do anything for love, but I absolutely would not under any circumstances do that
They're very concerned that being attracted to women is gay.
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
They're very concerned that being attracted to women is gay.
Can confirm, did not know I was a sicko until my friends got me into watching AEW. Now? Sicko for life.
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Can confirm, did not know I was a sicko until my friends got me into watching AEW. Now? Sicko for life.
Hmm. We need to test this. What if I said I'd shoot Charlie Kirk in Reno just to-- oops, too late
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Hmm. We need to test this. What if I said I'd shoot Charlie Kirk in Reno just to-- oops, too late
It blows my mind that conservatives are still convinced that leftists worship George Soros, when I don't know a single person who thinks about him at all or could even pick him out of a lineup.
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
It blows my mind that conservatives are still convinced that leftists worship George Soros, when I don't know a single person who thinks about him at all or could even pick him out of a lineup.
IIRC she also insisted at the same time that Jesus was white which...is an absolutely baffling lack of geographical knowledge.
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
IIRC she also insisted at the same time that Jesus was white which...is an absolutely baffling lack of geographical knowledge.
Of all the fucking dystopias we could have ended up in, we got Robocop. As a kid, I hoped for Neuromancer. I would have been fine with Blade Runner.
But no, we got fucking Robocop.
But no, we got fucking Robocop.
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Of all the fucking dystopias we could have ended up in, we got Robocop. As a kid, I hoped for Neuromancer. I would have been fine with Blade Runner.
But no, we got fucking Robocop.
But no, we got fucking Robocop.