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Chilly SM Reine ❄️
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Call me Sara! NYT bestseller. Booksky Starfleet officer.
Urban fantasy books here: http://smreine.com/
Blog: https://egreg.io/
First reader @ The Colored Lens
repd by Jessica Alvarez at Bookends
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💙📘 NEW BOOK 📘💙

She was supposed to kill him. He's falling in love.

⚔️ stabby ancient lady
⚔️ the foolish lord who loves her
⚔️ and a cross-dressing body guard
⚔️ bisexual CHAOS

THE LIAR'S THRONE is available now! books2read.com/theliarsthrone
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Bald eagles 🦅
Dolphins 🐬
Horses 🐴
Seals 🦭
Bears 🐻
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Coyote
Elk
Wild turkey
Porcupine
Roadrunner
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

platypus
kangaroos (red & grey)
echidna
emu
black swan
November 29, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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I've been putting out fires (internal and external) all week long, and things are in shambles but if you can help here's a thread.

When I am not catching babies, I am telling stories. This is where you can find my in print solo work (I'm also in a few anthologies).
Find books by Winifred Burton at your favorite digital store!
Books by Winifred Burton
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November 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I'm rewatching You've Got Mail for the umpteenthmillion time even though I also kind of hate it
November 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
i had the kind of nap where it felt like i died and i woke up reborn, confused, disoriented, naked, and screaming*

(*only slightly exaggerated)
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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💙📘 NEW BOOK 📘💙

She was supposed to kill him. He's falling in love.

⚔️ stabby ancient lady
⚔️ the foolish lord who loves her
⚔️ and a cross-dressing body guard
⚔️ bisexual CHAOS

THE LIAR'S THRONE is available now! books2read.com/theliarsthrone
November 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I hope my fellow Americans had a nice feast day, for those who celebrate.

I have hated the idea of Thanksgiving for about twenty years, but I love the feast rituals, the familiar turkey smells, the focused time with immediate family. It's nice being all together.
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
i usually have a cover for WIPs i'm working on long before i hit ~45k words, but i made one for this finally

(not the cover i'm gonna use when it's published it's just for attaching to posts when i talk about working on it)
November 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Only queer sports are real, so next year America will finally have its first professional baseball league. ⚾️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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this kid is going places. "english folklore" has the same syllables and stress pattern as "motherfucker", not to mention "folk" does the same labial-dental-fricative-to-velar-plosive thing that "fuck" does, and "lore" neatly takes the place of "-er."
My 7 year old just reached for a piece of pizza fresh out of the oven and exclaimed, in the same tone as an adult swearing…

“English folklore, that’s hot!”

I choked laughing ENGLISH FOLKLORE AS A SWEAR? WHO ARE YOU?!?
November 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Ready for shipment
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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The caption on my kid's iPad art project is almost unbelievably powerful
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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This novella is fabulous!! Grab it while it’s a bargain today and then you’ll have a fun reward waiting when the turkey coma hits. :)
For a limited time, you can grab my award-winning novella, TIKKA CHANCE ON ME, for just $0.99! Trucker and Pinky are a cheap date! But, sorry, you'll have to procure your own samosas.

Buy links: books2read.com/u/mKKrNv
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
We don’t normally watch this kind of stuff, but we sat down to watch this and it made us angry. lol. They bothsides the issue. It’s infuriating.
according to this Oprah bit, 1/3 of Americans have gone no-contact with family www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK7E...

I am in the 1/3rd. It's not meant to be punitive, but rather protecting my mental health. I don't like it. I wish it were different. But the only behavior I can control is mine, yk?
Oprah Explores the Rising Trend of Going No Contact with Your Family
YouTube video by Oprah
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
according to this Oprah bit, 1/3 of Americans have gone no-contact with family www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK7E...

I am in the 1/3rd. It's not meant to be punitive, but rather protecting my mental health. I don't like it. I wish it were different. But the only behavior I can control is mine, yk?
Oprah Explores the Rising Trend of Going No Contact with Your Family
YouTube video by Oprah
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
If Tron: Ares were popular, I'd probably hate it

But since Tron: Ares was mostly hated, disliked, or ignored, I feel like I have to defend it for its virtues (everything that isn't Jared Leto)
November 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
kinda silly, but i often look at politics and think "you can tell these fuckers never played simcity"

and it's really nice to know we have someone who DID play simcity
I’ve played a lot of simcity but I didn’t know you could go pro
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
November 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I feel like I need to play Tony Hawk teaching Riker and Troi how to skateboard on the holodeck
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.

Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I cheered myself up by piercing my ear again today. I'm trying to make my left ear basically one big chunk of metal. This was my first proper cartilege piercing, and the force it took to pierce surprised me. Looks cute as hell though!
November 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
i got very downvoted in the skyrim subreddit for suggesting people use mods to kill the children in the game

and like, look

my irl personality is kindergarten teacher

my video game personality is murder goblin

sometimes you gotta get rid of annoying npcs and sometimes they're children
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
guess who literally just tried to take a hit from her inhaler

while the cap was still on it
November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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PICK YOUR LIFE'S ROMANTASY TITLE:

A (your favorite weather) of (the species of your first pet) and (the closest object to your right)

My romantasy title is A RAINSTORM OF CATS AND PRINTERS
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
am i really an irredeemable failure in all metrics, or is it very dark and cold and i'm depressed?
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
PICK YOUR LIFE'S ROMANTASY TITLE:

A (your favorite weather) of (the species of your first pet) and (the closest object to your right)

My romantasy title is A RAINSTORM OF CATS AND PRINTERS
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM