Spooky SM Reine 👻
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NYT bestseller. Booksky Starfleet officer. Urban fantasy books here: http://smreine.com/ Blog: https://egreg.io/ Geekiary: https://thegeekiary.com/author/smreine repd by Jessica Alvarez at Bookends
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I've got a new standalone book in this world coming out next month!

✨ golden retriever lord
✨ unhinged ancient assassin
✨ secret cross-dressing
✨ dying elf empire
✨ half dungeon crawl, half court intrigue

PREORDER: books2read.com/b/3RM21v
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I like the gold cover better. It's more book-appropriate. But people seem to OVERWHELMINGLY prefer the blue cover, which is an adequate fit. It's graphically so strong. Way easier to see the details. But...lovely gold cover with huge elk :')
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I thought I'd be shrinking this book on edit, but it's gone from 85k to 86k now. It's one of THOSE edits.

Hey, which cover do you like better: blue or gold?
A cover for The Liar's Throne by SM Reine. It is icy blue with a crown sitting on a chest. A cover for The Liar's Throne by SM Reine. It is gold-toned with a waterfall and giant elk in the background.
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I keep getting this impulse to go to town on my hardback copy of Uzumaki with colored pencils, but I’m bad at coloring and certain I’d regret it.
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Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately
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I still remember my childhood phone number from the 90s!
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How’s your project coming along?
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Ding ding! Good eye, that is correct :)
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me as a teens/20s guy: omg you're too young to do all this stuff to your body, you'd be so pretty without it

me as a 30s: omg you're too old to do all this stuff to your body, you old hag. how dare you traumatize your children with your face
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like i did not ask for opinions. thanks. but also, 1) my body mods are nobody's business but mine, 2) moms are allowed to have mods too, and 3) imagine being so shameless about having nasty opinions. people need to keep those embarrassing thoughts locked down. yikes.
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i neverrrr have posts go viral on FB, but i do still post on there for friends/readers who haven't left. a post about my new vertical labret piercing - and how my 10yo doesn't like it - randomly went viral. 241 comments when i finally noticed and closed it.

y'all, people are WEIRD about piercings.
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NOOOOOO anything but professional sports 😭😭🤣🤣
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How many skulls do you see in this photo of my backyard? There is more than zero and less than five.
A backyard stream surrounded by rocks and long pampas grass.
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Rok 2014 był praktycznie innym stuleciem
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YOU WOULDN’T DOWNLOAD A CAR
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My kids told me my hair looks like 2014 YouTuber

I am roasted
White guy with long hair that is blonde above the eyes and blue below.
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There’s really no story here. It just made me happy.
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Many days I walk past this little farm with a couple horses and goats and livestock guardian dogs. The goats are tall, like antelope sized, but very cute. I think they’re starting to recognize me because one of them came out to say hello even in the rain. I tossed an apple off a nearby tree to her.
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I really wish various litmag submission tracker websites had actual granular subgenre separation for fantasy

They're like "it can be dark/absurd/mainstream" and i'm like, but what about Magical Realism vs Tolkienesque vs Arthuriana vs Contemporary vs...

These mags do not want all of the above.
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Personally, I think that horniness and sex-positivity was part of Star Trek long before Berman tried to turn it into gross heteronormativity, and that horniness among the youth often helps them challenge old beliefs and learn more about themselves. But I do wonder how the show plays it.
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Short review of the Starfleet Academy trailer now that I’ve finally watched it. This will make me look like a prude, but we don’t need to sex up Star Trek. I should have counted, but we got at least 3-4 glimpses of making out, sex, or innuendo. I get that it’s young people, but if that is what they
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I've got a new standalone book in this world coming out next month!

✨ golden retriever lord
✨ unhinged ancient assassin
✨ secret cross-dressing
✨ dying elf empire
✨ half dungeon crawl, half court intrigue

PREORDER: books2read.com/b/3RM21v
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I walked my dog 5.5 miles in cool but bright sun today and he is VERY asleep. I think that’s a good idea. I should follow suit.
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In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

Launch day wrongly pricematched
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In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
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Is this in CMYK?
impavid.us
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
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Doggett’s job is PINING and he’s master level at it
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That’s a really nice stack of books you’ve got there