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Craig Pearson
@craigpearson.bsky.social
Writing, editing, and commissioning words for Epic Games Store's newsfeed. Legally obliged to tell you I'm a contractor. BFF to cats. From Glasgow, but in Dundee.

https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/news

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November 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Still looking to raise a few hundred quid so I can afford to get these drains blasted again. Was rough without our glorious plumbingTM going again but this here weather has screwed us over and then some.

Thanks for the help so far.
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Labour policy: Helping families who've been utterly hammered by greedy energy companies? ❌️

Helping thieving AI companies who profit off everyone else amd continually target creative industries? ✅️

If I describe the rage I just felt reading this, I would be banned from this site.
November 20, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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named my son Sue in the hopes of imbuing him with a sort of gentle, nurturing femininity and it fucking backfired Big Time
November 24, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Pretend we're back in the office for a moment (it's only been 15 years... ) @tonyellis69.bsky.social
@pentadact.com
- you should read There Is No Antimemetics Division www.penguin.co.uk/books/469498...
There Is No Antimemetics Division
An antimeme is an entity with self-censoring properties. Some are benign; but others, less so… These entities can feed on your most cherished memories, the things that make you you – and you’ll never...
www.penguin.co.uk
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Stray cat that we feed regularly is unwell and has discovered that he likes blankets
November 19, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I do love an excited (non-English) commentary team. "Shoot! SHOOT!"

www.reddit.com/r/Scotland/c...
From the Scotland community on Reddit: Let's see that one again!
Explore this post and more from the Scotland community
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November 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
November 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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"don't unpack yer suitcase, Paddington" - Labour
November 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I h__e _ost my v_ice :/
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Colin of Radiohead going full Mr Bean is delightful.

www.reddit.com/r/radiohead/...
A moment for Colin Greenwood 🙌
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November 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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spread Samir Zitouni’s name far and wide
November 4, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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When you email issues to Obsidian Entertainment (the video game company) their AI support hallucinates and tells you to email Obsidian (the note-taking company) instead.

If the reward function is to reduce the number of touches in a support ticket, this is one way to do it.
November 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I had this sort of Monday.
a man in a hooded jacket holds a plate in front of a first aid station
Alt: a man in a hooded jacket holds a plate in front of a first aid station
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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The Amazing World Of Tomorrow
November 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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*Soulja boy is up to some nonsense with emulation-based video game hardware*

Me: Haha Soulja Boy, what a lovable scamp

*Palmer Luckey is up to some nonsense with emulation-based video game hardware*

Me: I'm so depressed I want to stop making video games
November 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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My most popular cartoon by a long chalk is also oddly niche, in that it mostly appeals to a generation who remember the song it refers to and enjoy the nostalgia for their youth. I can draw one for you if you like.

www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...
October 25, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.
October 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
In which Marco Pierre White makes Pizza the Hutt.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNCx...
Marco Pierre White's Mushroom Christmas Tree - BBC Maestro
YouTube video by BBC Maestro
www.youtube.com
October 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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September 28, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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Who do we think it is? Margot Robbie? Eddie Redmayne? Character actor Kevin Eldon?
September 25, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I will now present you all... art: www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZoS...
Thom Yorke - Gasolina (Original Mashup)
YouTube video by Riccardo Muffato
www.youtube.com
September 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM