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Craig Pearson
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Writing, editing, and commissioning words for Epic Games Store's newsfeed. Legally obliged to tell you I'm a contractor. BFF to cats. From Glasgow, but in Dundee.

https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/news

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Stray cat that we feed regularly is unwell and has discovered that he likes blankets
November 19, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I do love an excited (non-English) commentary team. "Shoot! SHOOT!"

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November 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
November 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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"don't unpack yer suitcase, Paddington" - Labour
November 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I h__e _ost my v_ice :/
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Colin of Radiohead going full Mr Bean is delightful.

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A moment for Colin Greenwood 🙌
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November 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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spread Samir Zitouni’s name far and wide
November 4, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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When you email issues to Obsidian Entertainment (the video game company) their AI support hallucinates and tells you to email Obsidian (the note-taking company) instead.

If the reward function is to reduce the number of touches in a support ticket, this is one way to do it.
November 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I had this sort of Monday.
a man in a hooded jacket holds a plate in front of a first aid station
Alt: a man in a hooded jacket holds a plate in front of a first aid station
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November 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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The Amazing World Of Tomorrow
November 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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*Soulja boy is up to some nonsense with emulation-based video game hardware*

Me: Haha Soulja Boy, what a lovable scamp

*Palmer Luckey is up to some nonsense with emulation-based video game hardware*

Me: I'm so depressed I want to stop making video games
November 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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My most popular cartoon by a long chalk is also oddly niche, in that it mostly appeals to a generation who remember the song it refers to and enjoy the nostalgia for their youth. I can draw one for you if you like.

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October 25, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.
October 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
In which Marco Pierre White makes Pizza the Hutt.

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Marco Pierre White's Mushroom Christmas Tree - BBC Maestro
YouTube video by BBC Maestro
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October 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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September 28, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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Who do we think it is? Margot Robbie? Eddie Redmayne? Character actor Kevin Eldon?
September 25, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I will now present you all... art: www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZoS...
Thom Yorke - Gasolina (Original Mashup)
YouTube video by Riccardo Muffato
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September 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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is this in the new Borderlands game, I haven't played it
tfw i come on here to tell everyone i have a new, obscure soccer history deep dive coming soon
September 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Tried to water the baby asparagus but the spout was blocked so I tried to shove the blockage down into the can but the thing inside shoved back.

Computer…enhance.

#garden #gardening #oopsfrog
September 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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September 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Both me and the angry poodle who attacks bikes, and was let off his leash, got off very lucky yesterday.

I'm a bit banged up. Scrapes and bruises, but it could have been worse. My helmet is done, and my gloves are ripped and bloody.

My ebike is very heavy, the dog is lucky I pulled the brakes.
September 18, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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On this page, you can opt out your Linkedin content to be used for AI training.

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September 18, 2025 at 9:43 AM