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Craig
@craigforth.bsky.social
· Jun 29
google maps broke and created some kind of unholy chicago singularity
all things go all things go
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All 9 minutes of Dance Yrself Clean and it’s going to be on speakers that shake my floor.
what's the first song you're gonna blast when It Happens
February 10, 2026 at 2:08 AM
All 9 minutes of Dance Yrself Clean and it’s going to be on speakers that shake my floor.
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“I don’t think the robots are taking over. I think the men who play with toys have taken over. And if we don’t take the toys out of their hands, we’re fools.” — Ray Bradbury
February 10, 2026 at 1:46 AM
“I don’t think the robots are taking over. I think the men who play with toys have taken over. And if we don’t take the toys out of their hands, we’re fools.” — Ray Bradbury
look at his wee mouth!
February 9, 2026 at 1:52 PM
look at his wee mouth!
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Bad Bunny did a good job, but failed to call Drake a pedophile.
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Bad Bunny did a good job, but failed to call Drake a pedophile.
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(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
February 8, 2026 at 7:19 PM
(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
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people who say that all creative endeavor can be replaced with AI probably need to reckon with the fact that all televised sports events with human athletes could easily be replicated by high-definition computer-animated simulations….and yet we don’t do this and no one seems to want to.
February 8, 2026 at 7:26 PM
people who say that all creative endeavor can be replaced with AI probably need to reckon with the fact that all televised sports events with human athletes could easily be replicated by high-definition computer-animated simulations….and yet we don’t do this and no one seems to want to.
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Never Forget
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Never Forget
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Redirecting...
bit.ly
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong
Physics of a direct hit from an RPG type projectile
February 7, 2026 at 1:53 AM
this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong
instagram is functionally useless now, so i guess this can go here
February 6, 2026 at 3:45 PM
instagram is functionally useless now, so i guess this can go here
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*boyd crowder greeting a man pushing a massive anthropomorphic great white shark up the road in a baby carriage* why yorgos lanthimos, as i live and breathe!
October 26, 2023 at 4:07 PM
*boyd crowder greeting a man pushing a massive anthropomorphic great white shark up the road in a baby carriage* why yorgos lanthimos, as i live and breathe!
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america boldly answering the question "what if nazi germany and vichy france were the same country"
February 5, 2026 at 3:09 AM
america boldly answering the question "what if nazi germany and vichy france were the same country"
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worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
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Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests
February 4, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests
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jesus christ that's foreboding
February 2, 2026 at 7:42 PM
jesus christ that's foreboding
got me septum fixed and oh god
i’ve smelled things you people wouldn’t believe
i’ve smelled things you people wouldn’t believe
February 2, 2026 at 11:35 PM
got me septum fixed and oh god
i’ve smelled things you people wouldn’t believe
i’ve smelled things you people wouldn’t believe
looks like an early 20th century painting. like algernon newton or some such.
February 2, 2026 at 4:09 AM
looks like an early 20th century painting. like algernon newton or some such.
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I heard they saw you at the power plant
February 1, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I heard they saw you at the power plant
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kids, not to get too divisive here but i don’t want a bunch of degenerates running every aspect of life on this planet
January 31, 2026 at 4:15 PM
kids, not to get too divisive here but i don’t want a bunch of degenerates running every aspect of life on this planet
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From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Date: 1554 Second Age
Subject: Re: Master Ring (Forged in secret)???
lmfao u totally shoulkd
To: [email protected]
Date: 1554 Second Age
Subject: Re: Master Ring (Forged in secret)???
lmfao u totally shoulkd
January 31, 2026 at 3:34 PM
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Date: 1554 Second Age
Subject: Re: Master Ring (Forged in secret)???
lmfao u totally shoulkd
To: [email protected]
Date: 1554 Second Age
Subject: Re: Master Ring (Forged in secret)???
lmfao u totally shoulkd