Count Jim Moriarty
@countmoriarty.bsky.social
Twit. Lols and righteous indignation.
Driver training coaching person
Nonsense fan
Driver training coaching person
Nonsense fan
Is this like an initiation rite into bluesky?
Audi GT 2.0 86 plate
Audi GT 2.2 88 plate
BMW 316 estate auto
Ford Focus 2003
Citroën C3 '21 plate
Audi GT 2.0 86 plate
Audi GT 2.2 88 plate
BMW 316 estate auto
Ford Focus 2003
Citroën C3 '21 plate
This is more like it.
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Rover mini x2 aka Keni 💚
Toyota Yaris x2
Astra estate...written off 💔
Volvo V40...head gasket went on a 4yo car ..twat 💔
Octavia estate...my work horse ❤️🤣
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Rover mini x2 aka Keni 💚
Toyota Yaris x2
Astra estate...written off 💔
Volvo V40...head gasket went on a 4yo car ..twat 💔
Octavia estate...my work horse ❤️🤣
Beetle
VW golf driver
Subaru Impreza WRX estate.
Honda FRV
Toyota Rav 4.
VW golf driver
Subaru Impreza WRX estate.
Honda FRV
Toyota Rav 4.
November 29, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Is this like an initiation rite into bluesky?
Audi GT 2.0 86 plate
Audi GT 2.2 88 plate
BMW 316 estate auto
Ford Focus 2003
Citroën C3 '21 plate
Audi GT 2.0 86 plate
Audi GT 2.2 88 plate
BMW 316 estate auto
Ford Focus 2003
Citroën C3 '21 plate
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[blind date]
WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.
FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.
FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
[blind date]
WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.
FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.
FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
This is actually totally great
Safety inspector: I found two major issues with your Death Star. For one thing, there are no railings.
Grand Moff Tarkin: We believe railings would detract from the austerity of our bottomless chasms.
Safety inspector: That brings us to my second issue.
Grand Moff Tarkin: We believe railings would detract from the austerity of our bottomless chasms.
Safety inspector: That brings us to my second issue.
November 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This is actually totally great
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Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene
RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*
A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”
Person watching on tv: well if they say so
RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*
A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”
Person watching on tv: well if they say so
September 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene
RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*
A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”
Person watching on tv: well if they say so
RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*
A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”
Person watching on tv: well if they say so
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Every band should break up.
November 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Every band should break up.
Novelty sex gibbon
November 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Novelty sex gibbon
Starting to have doubts about yaks
November 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Starting to have doubts about yaks
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Twitter is dying and Bluesky has only four people on it who actually post. Where did everyone go? The far right are surging and everyone is just hiding. Hard to believe really. Maybe if you hide it will go away?
November 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Twitter is dying and Bluesky has only four people on it who actually post. Where did everyone go? The far right are surging and everyone is just hiding. Hard to believe really. Maybe if you hide it will go away?
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Well... this looks kinda important!
Walking just 3000-5000 steps/day can delay Alzheimer’s-related decline by around3 years, and 5000-7500 steps/day by up to 7 years — even if early disease markers are present.
Every step counts.
www.newscientist.com/article/2502...
Walking just 3000-5000 steps/day can delay Alzheimer’s-related decline by around3 years, and 5000-7500 steps/day by up to 7 years — even if early disease markers are present.
Every step counts.
www.newscientist.com/article/2502...
Walking 3000 steps a day seems to slow Alzheimer's-related decline
Alzheimer's-related cognitive decline could be slowed by taking as few as 3000 steps a day, possibly due to the effects of regular exercise on brain health
www.newscientist.com
November 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Well... this looks kinda important!
Walking just 3000-5000 steps/day can delay Alzheimer’s-related decline by around3 years, and 5000-7500 steps/day by up to 7 years — even if early disease markers are present.
Every step counts.
www.newscientist.com/article/2502...
Walking just 3000-5000 steps/day can delay Alzheimer’s-related decline by around3 years, and 5000-7500 steps/day by up to 7 years — even if early disease markers are present.
Every step counts.
www.newscientist.com/article/2502...
When are they going to develop the button to turn off retweets on a user which has been so vital on Twitter for those people that clog your feed up with 20+ retweets in an hour.
November 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
When are they going to develop the button to turn off retweets on a user which has been so vital on Twitter for those people that clog your feed up with 20+ retweets in an hour.
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Overshooting 1.5°C wasn't 'inevitable.'
We've been pushed by fossil fuel giants & governments that pander to them.
Every delay, every oil field, every broken promise made this crisis worse.
Keir Starmer, will you promise to leave Rosebank undeveloped?
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
We've been pushed by fossil fuel giants & governments that pander to them.
Every delay, every oil field, every broken promise made this crisis worse.
Keir Starmer, will you promise to leave Rosebank undeveloped?
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
‘Change course now’: humanity has missed 1.5C climate target, says UN head
Exclusive: ‘Devastating consequences’ now inevitable but emissions cuts still vital, says António Guterres in sole interview before Cop30
www.theguardian.com
October 28, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Overshooting 1.5°C wasn't 'inevitable.'
We've been pushed by fossil fuel giants & governments that pander to them.
Every delay, every oil field, every broken promise made this crisis worse.
Keir Starmer, will you promise to leave Rosebank undeveloped?
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
We've been pushed by fossil fuel giants & governments that pander to them.
Every delay, every oil field, every broken promise made this crisis worse.
Keir Starmer, will you promise to leave Rosebank undeveloped?
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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Tonight has given birth to the phrase 'barking up the wrong chicken'.
October 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Tonight has given birth to the phrase 'barking up the wrong chicken'.
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do not throw me into a bog (reverse psychology)
October 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
do not throw me into a bog (reverse psychology)
Back to their best...
Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla https://theonion.com/man-dies-after-secret-4-year-battle-with-gorilla-1819571099/
October 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Back to their best...
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THE MACHINE WITH TWO FUNCTIONS yellow5.com/pokey
October 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
THE MACHINE WITH TWO FUNCTIONS yellow5.com/pokey
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The thing about the Overton window is that it just shifts by default if you let people propose insane policies like removing people with indefinite leave to remain without robust challenge. It doesn't just go away, it slowly leaks into the mainstream water supply unless you properly hose it down.
October 20, 2025 at 12:21 PM
The thing about the Overton window is that it just shifts by default if you let people propose insane policies like removing people with indefinite leave to remain without robust challenge. It doesn't just go away, it slowly leaks into the mainstream water supply unless you properly hose it down.
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Instead of a 10 minute walk every day I've decided to start going for a 109,000 minute walk every 30 years
October 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Instead of a 10 minute walk every day I've decided to start going for a 109,000 minute walk every 30 years
Egginess?
Ship's engine?
Horse molecules?
What can it all mean?
Ship's engine?
Horse molecules?
What can it all mean?
October 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Egginess?
Ship's engine?
Horse molecules?
What can it all mean?
Ship's engine?
Horse molecules?
What can it all mean?
Horse names in case you have some horses.
Sea Oaf
Gary's Sex Coat
Loose Buffoon
Cod and Chips
Complex Baloney
Tabloid Nipple
Sea Oaf
Gary's Sex Coat
Loose Buffoon
Cod and Chips
Complex Baloney
Tabloid Nipple
October 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Horse names in case you have some horses.
Sea Oaf
Gary's Sex Coat
Loose Buffoon
Cod and Chips
Complex Baloney
Tabloid Nipple
Sea Oaf
Gary's Sex Coat
Loose Buffoon
Cod and Chips
Complex Baloney
Tabloid Nipple
Suddenly some chimps appear
September 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Suddenly some chimps appear
HOORAY FOR POKEY!!!
September 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
HOORAY FOR POKEY!!!
