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Cool Zoner
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nothing bad can happen it can only good happen
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Me listening to economists talk about the economy as if it’s a weather phenomenon and not a system controlled by a few powerful men.
a man in a plaid shirt is making a funny face and looking at the camera .
Alt: a man in a plaid shirt is making a funny face and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
April 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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While this is certainly bad news, we do not recommend debtors who are enrolled in SAVE voluntarily leave their repayment plan at this time.

Even if the court approves this settlement—which could take months—any changes to repayment plans will likely take months to implement.
December 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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I'm running for congress and I am anti capitalist, pro trans rights and pro immigration.
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
December 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Instead of a song being stuck in my head, today what's stuck in my head is the "fuck ya life. bing-bong!" pigeon video.
December 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
He got his peace prize now, so there's nothing left for him to live for, right? Go out on top bro, you can't top this.
December 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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I'm begging any artists still using Twitter claiming it's integral to their work to just leave. It's been revealed the site works off a made up "credit score" from hell and punishes you for posting like a normal human being.

Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
December 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Fuuuuuck man, that's dire.
Among Republicans - " The Holocaust of Jews and Nazi Germany was greatly exaggerated or did not happen as historians describe"

Disagree: 56%
Agree: 37%

Manhattan Institute / Oct 26, 2025
December 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
December 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
So with everything we know about how Republicans consistently blame others for what they themselves intend to do, can we go ahead and make the assumption that Trump is being kept alive by injections of children's blood and adrenochrome?
December 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Strong floor, no ceiling, no height limit on guillotines
November 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Admiral Frank Bradley, having ordered the illegal strike, now has a vested interest in keeping the Trump regime in power by any means, lest he be court martialed by a subsequent administration. There will be more like this, generals and officers compromised, and they will aid in the coming coup.
Harvard Law School’s Jack Goldsmith:

“In short, if the Post’s facts are correct, it appears that Special Operations Forces committed murder when the ‘two men were blown apart in the water, as the Post put it.’”

open.substack.com/pub/executiv...
November 29, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Fuck, even I have to admit, those are rookie numbers. Guess I've found my New Year's fucking resolution.
@coolzoner.bsky.social has swears! They've used 384 profanities in their last 1,359 posts.

🥇 "fuck" (83 times)
🥈 "fucking" (75 times)
🥉 "shit" (74 times)
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
@profanity.accountant let's do this
November 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Fuck yes
Indiana Republican Sen. Mike Bohacek, who has a daughter with Down syndrome, says he’ll vote No on redistricting following Trump’s “retarded” slur at Gov. Walz.
November 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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we gibben een serieus thanks
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Invited my birth mom to Thanksgiving. She's alone this year after my sister moved her here then left her. She refused the invite saying her anxiety is too high because there will be people there she doesn't know. Feeling like I'm not worth anything right now. I'm never enough for her. I hate this.
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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This is narcissism masquerading as philosophy — the technophile elite are not recognizing a new soul in AI, they're falling in love with their creation, staring at their own reflection in a digital pool.

It is the ultimate in solipsism and has its roots in a pathological fear and denial of death.
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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lmao
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
President Deals is back baybee
Trump personally rebooting the Rush Hour franchise was by far my favorite story of the day.
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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To the farmers of Americas staple crops- thank you for your 'soy-vice'!
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM