Sigh

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This looks like the new format for the "call an ambulance but not for me" meme.

For inside the ship maybe?

Damn skippy

While this is certainly bad news, we do not recommend debtors who are enrolled in SAVE voluntarily leave their repayment plan at this time.

Even if the court approves this settlement—which could take months—any changes to repayment plans will likely take months to implement.

So Missiouri and these other piss-ass red states got a SETTLEMENT, from my tax dollars, AND they fucked me out of student loan forgiveness?! That's just fucking great.

What about applying this logic to gun manufacturers? They supply a product that kills millions of Americans. They're literally weapons of mass destruction. When do we start bombing the homes of the executives of Smith & Wesson, Sturm, Ruger & Co., and SIG Sauer?

Looking at the Trump family photo you can kind of tell that Donald is so fucked up because despite all his daddy issues he can't escape the fact that he got 100% of his DNA from his mom.

He should just have one medal, but it should be ridiculous. Like, so big he has to put it on a pallet and have it towmotored behind him as he shuffles around.

What a smooth-brained take.

That's Alphonso, the albino Gonzo.

Worst. Pillow fight. Evar.

I'm seeing a lot more people just saying fuck it and slapping a Santa hat on their Halloween decorations this year too. No one gives a shit.

I feel like it's always been this way, the internet has just connected all the stupid and now they feel empowered. It's like how autism seemed to spike but it was really just our detection that got better.

Must. Outlive. Hillary. Clinton.