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Consort @consort.bsky.social · 1d

Wow, the quest logs/dialogues in XC1 are actually deranged.

"I havent seen this cute lil bug in a while, please bring me 1 [Giant Hornet(!!!)] to give to my son.

"My customers are complaining! Bring me some shiny rocks, that'll shut em up"

Hwat.

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Consort @consort.bsky.social · 1d

Shit. This hit me hard. Saw a picture like that in the mirror many many times as a teenager. Amazing work

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killy 🐱 @knives4cats.bsky.social · 2d

you'll get over it

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Consort @consort.bsky.social · 2d

Listening to the gf as she talks to herself while she reorganizes her desk decorations

"aaand this skull can go next to that penis. And the crow can go next to THIS penis."

I'm now being informed the crow wasn't facing the right way when it was next to the other penis.

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Consort @consort.bsky.social · 2d

I have a tattoo on my chest I did a ton of research on before I got it to make sure it meant what I thought it meant. I still, a decade and a half later, have an occasional thought that I might've been mistaken and google the damn thing again.

He knows what it is.

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Consort @consort.bsky.social · 2d

Go make something chief.

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Consort @consort.bsky.social · 2d

(Note: this account was made to push edgy takes by a teenager who needs better hobbies)

ftfy.

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Consort @consort.bsky.social · 3d

Okay mr math guy now try that at 8 am on a weekend after carting half the contents of your closets and/or attic onto your driveway /s

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 3d

obama ramped up the use of drone strikes (10x more than bush!) and deported a record number of immigrants. he helped maintain and expand the systems trump is now using to do his crimes

Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @easybakedoven.bsky.social · 4d

I miss the times when the worst thing a President did was wear a tan suit

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Olivia Just Wants Tech To Be Fun Again @kingdomfantasy6.bsky.social · 6d

Remember folks. The original bluesky ethos by us bluesky elders (apparently I count?) is block and move on.

Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights.
Block, and move on.

This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 5d

Perhaps the realest post ever made - blue wave accounts that grow like cancer but never have a call to action or organized movement of their supporters other than follow or watch or buy are a huge part of the problem

If you're a lib/lefty influencer but don't use your platform to organize you suck

eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 6d

hello new politics people following me

you've never seen me before because your big voteblue accounts are actually a merchandise and substack webring and i'm not tryna make money from posting my weird thoughts online

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Consort @consort.bsky.social · 6d

idc if it's a banger I still like this one

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 6d

i know the desire to fight with these sick freaks is strong but resist the urge and just block. it’s better for your brain.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 6d

i imagine there’s about to be an influx of MAGA chuds spewing their bullshit but i really can’t stress enough that if we don’t give them oxygen, they’ll get bored and leave. block early and often.

Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 6d

i know the desire to fight with these sick freaks is strong but resist the urge and just block. it’s better for your brain.

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Consort @consort.bsky.social · 6d

That we have a roughly 4 and a half minute gap to get in, snag the jewels, and get out before the backup generators power the vault motion detectors back on?

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Consort @consort.bsky.social · 6d

I can do 120

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Consort @consort.bsky.social · 6d

I genuinely believe couches are like 75% responsible for how the world is these days and that if we got rid of them all and replaced them with proper, comfortable seating for attentive/active tasks and got proper rest when we were tired, we'd all be better off.

I'm only like 50% joking here.

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 7d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

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Consort @consort.bsky.social · 6d

And we're back to No True Scotsman

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Consort @consort.bsky.social · 6d

Sounds like Horse doesn't appreciate comedy cause this one had me cackling

Consort @consort.bsky.social · 6d

The other frogs are wearing clothes underneath???

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Consort @consort.bsky.social · 6d

The party of "no we won't release the Epstein files" openly discussing teenage sperm counts on live TV. Can't get this much weirdo energy anywhere else, folks

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7d

RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."

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Consort @consort.bsky.social · 6d

I'd like to bid 80, if it's still up

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Consort @consort.bsky.social · 6d

The poster's barely-disguised sunk-cost fallacy

Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 7d

There are basically only two positions in the debate about AI.
1. I’ve barely invested any time in learning how to use it effectively. AI sucks.
2. I’ve invested in learning how to use this tool. Holy cow, it’s transformational.

Position #1 has lower barriers to entry.

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Consort @consort.bsky.social · 6d

I've just been filing a report on the summary every time I see one.

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ChristopherE @christopher664023.bsky.social · Nov 8

Then in the 70s, other syndromes, such as 5alpha-reductase-2 deficiency were identified, which caused babies to look like one sex at birth, then the other at puberty. Worse, in some places 1 in 50 infants had this natural sex change, it was not rare there.

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