Dowager Allison Salmon
@codecrafty.bsky.social
I've made a bunch of games and a couple kids.
Programming Design Patterns Wonk.
Chaotic bi 🩷💜💙🏳️🌈
I would rather be outside
My opinions are my own. She/Her.
Programming Design Patterns Wonk.
Chaotic bi 🩷💜💙🏳️🌈
I would rather be outside
My opinions are my own. She/Her.
Uh.....so I just googled Kalshi and looked at the website. How is this not classed as Gambling?
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Uh.....so I just googled Kalshi and looked at the website. How is this not classed as Gambling?
Uh.....after you play this game do remember any of it?
Welcome to Halcyon Dynamics! In your new role you'll be expected to process digits efficiently and build a small well-motivated team. Don't overthink it; they're definitely just digits. A narrative-driven incremental management sim. store.steampowered.com/app/4218750?...
December 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Uh.....after you play this game do remember any of it?
I know the first thing I wanted to do when husband collapsed from a heart attack was shop around for the best deals on Emergency Room Care but instead I had to call 911 and perform CPR!
Sen. Roger Marshall on the Republican healthcare plan: "By the way, women make 80% of the healthcare decisions on where you're going to go. They're great shoppers."
December 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I know the first thing I wanted to do when husband collapsed from a heart attack was shop around for the best deals on Emergency Room Care but instead I had to call 911 and perform CPR!
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It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
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Blue Prince (2025)
December 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Blue Prince (2025)
Hmmm, I assumed people said "out of my league" when they didn't want to do something...but is that not the case? I'm definitely more of the "I'll do anything out of my league" kinda person.
being autistic i've never understood the concept of "out of my league" for anything. "i want to (blank) but that's a little out of my league" what do you mean. why do you care. i'll do anything out of my league. that sounds like a challenge. and i'll do it for under a hundred dollars
December 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Hmmm, I assumed people said "out of my league" when they didn't want to do something...but is that not the case? I'm definitely more of the "I'll do anything out of my league" kinda person.
Ok....which is worse; Hawkins or Derry?
personally I prefer my ceilings free of eldritch portals to a nightmare dimension but maybe I’m just being picky
December 1, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Ok....which is worse; Hawkins or Derry?
Every Who down in Who-ville, the tall and the small,
Was singing! Without any presents at all!
He HADN'T stopped Christmas from coming!
IT CAME!
Somehow or other, it came just the same!
Was singing! Without any presents at all!
He HADN'T stopped Christmas from coming!
IT CAME!
Somehow or other, it came just the same!
December 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every Who down in Who-ville, the tall and the small,
Was singing! Without any presents at all!
He HADN'T stopped Christmas from coming!
IT CAME!
Somehow or other, it came just the same!
Was singing! Without any presents at all!
He HADN'T stopped Christmas from coming!
IT CAME!
Somehow or other, it came just the same!
We are headed for a new dark ages....but I also know we will survive and eventually rebuild. There are enough folks like me whose hobbies all involve making stuff that we could buy easily and for a lot less money.
shout-out to people who got to be alive at a time when there were any people at all anywhere who still knew how to do anything it has been a privilege
chat are we cooked
December 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
We are headed for a new dark ages....but I also know we will survive and eventually rebuild. There are enough folks like me whose hobbies all involve making stuff that we could buy easily and for a lot less money.
Possibly unpopular opinion...but this movie is not good. I do think the actors are bad but I feel like it's going for an aesthetic rather than a plot that makes sense.
Watching Frankenstein...it's kinda gross...
November 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Possibly unpopular opinion...but this movie is not good. I do think the actors are bad but I feel like it's going for an aesthetic rather than a plot that makes sense.
They also never talk about the smell in sci-fi.....but just think about what it must smell like there? Recycled air, recycled pee, small space....
Sci fi directors: stop making clean, polished space ships. This shit should look like you WILL accidentally catch and yank some important cords at least a few times every day.
November 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
They also never talk about the smell in sci-fi.....but just think about what it must smell like there? Recycled air, recycled pee, small space....
I don't have the Sunday scaries...cause I generally like my job and it's not stressful for me but I do have the Sunday I really wish I could sleep in tomorrows....
November 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I don't have the Sunday scaries...cause I generally like my job and it's not stressful for me but I do have the Sunday I really wish I could sleep in tomorrows....
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My wife’s favorite book is Gideon The Ninth by Tamsyn Muir, and for her birthday this year I made her a Gideon custom figure and diorama
#thelockedtomb
#thelockedtomb
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
My wife’s favorite book is Gideon The Ninth by Tamsyn Muir, and for her birthday this year I made her a Gideon custom figure and diorama
#thelockedtomb
#thelockedtomb
Watching Frankenstein...it's kinda gross...
November 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Watching Frankenstein...it's kinda gross...
The weather forecast said we will get snow all day today. That means I can just stay in bed reading my book and napping, right?
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The weather forecast said we will get snow all day today. That means I can just stay in bed reading my book and napping, right?
😭
November 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
😭
I tried one of those continuous glucose monitors cause I had some remaining FSA money and I kinda like gadgets. Bit disappointed that the sensor was supposed to go 2 weeks but only lasted 1. Seems like my glucose is Ok though considering it was monitoring me during Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I tried one of those continuous glucose monitors cause I had some remaining FSA money and I kinda like gadgets. Bit disappointed that the sensor was supposed to go 2 weeks but only lasted 1. Seems like my glucose is Ok though considering it was monitoring me during Thanksgiving.
I have a long list of chores planned but look at this, how can I move her?
November 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I have a long list of chores planned but look at this, how can I move her?
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Picard engineering tip: Don't allow the computer to push you around. Let it know who's boss.
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Picard engineering tip: Don't allow the computer to push you around. Let it know who's boss.
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the reason for the season
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
the reason for the season
Everyone has had their full of treats. Now for lots of snoozing on the couch.
November 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Everyone has had their full of treats. Now for lots of snoozing on the couch.
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As a vegetarian this is how I roast turkey
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
As a vegetarian this is how I roast turkey
We have had crazy wind and some snow here in WI. Yesterday morning before dawn I was startled awake...the new outer chicken coop blew away flipping the inner coop over! I thought my chickens were gone but luckily I found them huddled in the flipped coop 🥺. Spent this morning putting the coop back up
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
We have had crazy wind and some snow here in WI. Yesterday morning before dawn I was startled awake...the new outer chicken coop blew away flipping the inner coop over! I thought my chickens were gone but luckily I found them huddled in the flipped coop 🥺. Spent this morning putting the coop back up
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I think this is better than the original.
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I think this is better than the original.