Smalls
@shutupsmalls.bsky.social
Typical bicoastal—east coast of the US + south coast of Finland
As a vegetarian this is how I roast turkey
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
As a vegetarian this is how I roast turkey
When my sister married her husband 5 years ago I was simply happy for both of them… it never occurred to me I would have to spend all Thanksgiving in perpetuity with his family. I should’ve had to sign a contract, too
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
When my sister married her husband 5 years ago I was simply happy for both of them… it never occurred to me I would have to spend all Thanksgiving in perpetuity with his family. I should’ve had to sign a contract, too
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Wow, thanks so much for showing me this "Art". Just what I needed - to be drawn more deeply into the World of Illusion.
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Wow, thanks so much for showing me this "Art". Just what I needed - to be drawn more deeply into the World of Illusion.
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Jules Renard’s journal, 28 June 1899
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Jules Renard’s journal, 28 June 1899
Does anyone know where one can get a 1. Nice 2. But not too nice 3. Chain necklace 4. For a man (e.g. on the longer side)?
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Does anyone know where one can get a 1. Nice 2. But not too nice 3. Chain necklace 4. For a man (e.g. on the longer side)?
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If you think of πνεῦμα as the all-pervading spirit which is the universal consciousness, we are all in a sense but tubes for it as it ever returns unto itself.
November 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
If you think of πνεῦμα as the all-pervading spirit which is the universal consciousness, we are all in a sense but tubes for it as it ever returns unto itself.
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Jules Renard’s journal, 14 February 1890
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Jules Renard’s journal, 14 February 1890
I have neither a car nor any reason to visit the bank so pneumatic tubes are woefully underrepresented in my everyday life
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I have neither a car nor any reason to visit the bank so pneumatic tubes are woefully underrepresented in my everyday life
I thought of a great Christmas gift for my friend who hates me
November 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I thought of a great Christmas gift for my friend who hates me
My goal of really buckling down and becoming fluent (enough) in Finnish by Christmas by studying for 15-30 minutes each day doesn’t seem to be paying off very much
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
My goal of really buckling down and becoming fluent (enough) in Finnish by Christmas by studying for 15-30 minutes each day doesn’t seem to be paying off very much
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Astonishing. According to this guy I just spoke to, there are no worries
November 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Astonishing. According to this guy I just spoke to, there are no worries
Just cracked open a new Finnish textbook. The first exercise involves reading a letter written to Consumer Magazine, presumably to make the American learner feel more at ease
November 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Just cracked open a new Finnish textbook. The first exercise involves reading a letter written to Consumer Magazine, presumably to make the American learner feel more at ease
YouTube has recommended a playlist to me called Toilets
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
YouTube has recommended a playlist to me called Toilets
Recently in Paris visiting a (I had thought dear) friend he took me to a reading which featured an Italian author speaking in Italian and translated into French. Notably I don’t speak either language
November 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Recently in Paris visiting a (I had thought dear) friend he took me to a reading which featured an Italian author speaking in Italian and translated into French. Notably I don’t speak either language
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The stop sign makes a compelling point
November 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The stop sign makes a compelling point
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Everyone at the office has been telling me "Big Zach is gonna get you" for like two weeks. I don't know any Zachs, no one will explain further. I finally emailed HR asking them to help, but they just looped in Big.Zach and said "FYI BZ".
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Everyone at the office has been telling me "Big Zach is gonna get you" for like two weeks. I don't know any Zachs, no one will explain further. I finally emailed HR asking them to help, but they just looped in Big.Zach and said "FYI BZ".
If you don’t hear from me again it’s because I’m lost in the Paris philharmonie building. I’m sorry I don’t speak French you have a Finnish conductor
November 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
If you don’t hear from me again it’s because I’m lost in the Paris philharmonie building. I’m sorry I don’t speak French you have a Finnish conductor
I guess that’s probably true
November 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I guess that’s probably true
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The end of Daylight Savings Time marks, for me, the beginning of Dave Matthews Savings Time, in which I only listen to Dave Matthews Band songs to counteract the darkness that is slowly consuming my life until the sun starts setting at a later time in the spring.
November 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The end of Daylight Savings Time marks, for me, the beginning of Dave Matthews Savings Time, in which I only listen to Dave Matthews Band songs to counteract the darkness that is slowly consuming my life until the sun starts setting at a later time in the spring.
Mamdani win confirmed
November 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Mamdani win confirmed
Ok gotcha. Yeah that’s pretty much what I was thinking as well
November 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Ok gotcha. Yeah that’s pretty much what I was thinking as well
Looking forward to drinking some gl0Ǒ f6gi this holiday season thanks AI
November 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Looking forward to drinking some gl0Ǒ f6gi this holiday season thanks AI