Clay Bones
claybones.bsky.social
Clay Bones
@claybones.bsky.social
I bake cakes

Philly
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Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.

NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Fuck vote blue no matter who. If all this madness isn't enough to get the Democrats to field a candidate who can support trans rights and be against genocide they're telling me they don't want my vote and I'm happy to oblige.

I'm not voting for a more polite Trump. Full stop.
December 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
One battle after another is a lot of things, but great is not one of them.
December 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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this lives in my head rent free. whenever a character is knocked down in a ttrpg i just think "right on their pronis"
December 7, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Shopgoodwill has been the best thing and the worst thing for me. I'm surronded by mid 90s computers and I'm so happy but I have no space... Anyone in Philly need some board games? I need the space!
December 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
December 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I'm building a time machine.
December 7, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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bringing the late great man's words back to speak on netflix ted's assertion about watching movies on your phone
December 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
This made made me gasp. I can't believe I can still be shocked by the depths of cruelty from American conservatives.
“She showed up as scheduled, and when she arrived, officers were asking everyone what country they were from, and if they said a certain country, they were told to step out of line and that their oath ceremonies were canceled.”

www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
Immigrants kept from Faneuil Hall citizenship ceremony as feds crackdown nationwide
Trump administration is pausing naturalizations for immigrants from 19 countries.
www.wgbh.org
December 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I have star wars episode 1 the phantom menance for windows 95/98 running. Who says you can't go home again?
December 4, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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One of the many things worth thinking about re: Steam's ban on Horses is how it highlights is the centralization problem caused by having such a monolithic (and maybe mono-something-else) retail giant.

Independent studios with even humble commercial aspirations are chained to Valve's whims.
December 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Yoooooo
new knives out is the best of the bunch imo
December 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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love how TPUSA is running a scam to put a new star on the right wing grift circuit while also working to argue all trans people are enemies of Christianity and need to be barred from teaching and the good at homework boys and girls (ages 30-50) on bluesky are arguing about grading papers bc of this.
December 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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put on BEST OF THE BEST to just have something on in the background but turns out i am a sucker for any martial arts competition movie no matter how mid?
November 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I'm in the same room as stranger things and is the acting always so rough?
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Correct take here. I thought since they flooded the channel with so much garbage the star wars fan might become more discerning, but if anything, the opposite seems to have happened.
very funny that within like 20 minutes of these posts i already got a “he has this bad take because works for the new york times” quote post. no, i have this correct take because i’m not so blinded by fan service slop that i can’t evaluate a film on its own merits
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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ranking comedies specifically is inherently a doomed enterprise because you're trying to balance a movie's Importance and Historical Context with the movie's laffs and chuckles. you can't win, you can only make people mad. that said, only #15 for jacques tati's masterpiece Playtime is outrageous
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!

variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Which one of my box of cables?
Bluesky, how big is your box of old cables? If you know you know.
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Time for a THANKSGIVEAWAY! 🦃

The winner will receive 1 Commander Masters set booster & Star Wars Pod Racer for Gameboy color! Yes, the rumble pack works. 😃

To Enter:
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Good luck! 🥂
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Bought this book to help manage my ADHD... Two years ago. Will get back to it any day now.
November 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Me, this morning, when people want to say anything critical about the Mariners re-signing Josh Naylor extension. I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over this sick music.
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Dota 2
November 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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"what's this 9.99 monthly charge on the card hon"

"oh that's so i can text with satan"

...

"it's a chatbot that pretends to be satan. i pay money for it"
November 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM