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Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite
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cat enabler/apologist, gender hostile, assigned malicious at birth, father figure, service top, domestic laborer, pro complainer, born against my will, still (barely) alive out of spite. if greg abbott wants me dead he can kill me himself. in this essay i
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“it’s impossible to be a man these days” not impossible enough (cocks gun)
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Tuft the gingerbread kitty

Adopt the kitty today if you like!
December 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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I think straight and cis people really have no idea what things are like out there for the rest of us. I’ve received minimum one paper Like That per year since I started teaching, if not one or more per semester, all of which contained varying degrees of blunt hate speech directed *at me* lmao
December 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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i’m genuinely so convinced all of this has been a planned operation by the student and her mother (who is commenting on this publicly, and associated closely with the republican party), and big far right propaganda account going all in on it. this is designed to oust trans people from public life
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Liberals have blinders on for systemic analysis. I don’t actually think that someone’s poorly done essay being given 2% instead of 0% really matters when the outrage machine is basically calling for trans blood to flow in the streets. Get a fucking grip.
December 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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I don’t think anyone who genuinely thinks their rights were violated would respond by pushing for every single person of an identity to be expelled from society.
December 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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like it was good fun to make fun of the dogshit writing and all but we know what this is! she's not pretending this is anything other than an attempt to ban trans people from teaching! she clearly had that as the end goal before she wrote the essay! it is exhausting that we are doing this
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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and in this case the enemies in question have a very long track record of operating in bad faith

"assumption of bad faith" is the proper way to treat right wing complaints like this and I have a hard time thinking of a situation in which it was incorrect
Assumption of good faith is a solid heuristic.

But also "assumptions" are guesses you make before you have the evidence. You are allowed to retract good faith once more evidence arises.

But also, you shouldn't assume good faith from folks who are your avowed enemies.
December 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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I understand that there are a lot of people out there who think they have good intentions and love to take their ideological opponents in good faith because it makes them seem fair and reasonable and I truly cannot overstate how dangerous this is to trans people and how much they should stop
December 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Either you understand that there is an organized campaign to push trans people out of public life with the explicit end goal of "morally mandating us out of existence" that is backed by some of the wealthiest individuals to have ever lived, or you're simply not equipped to grasp what's happening.
December 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Short of taxing them out of existence, refusing to adopt AI may be the best way to destroy the billionaire class.
December 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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I fw moo deng hard even though everyone dropped her when she aged out of their platonic baby chaos hippo ideal

My homegirl has been still fighting against the EVIL BASKET and YELLING ALL THE TIME
December 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Whenever i read about the cognition of evangelical faith spaces i remember they sing a sex song at gatherings because it has the word “Hallelujah” in it
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Gamers: We want shorter games with worse graphics and faster dev times

Also Gamers: "I'll wait until it's on a steam sale, game devs are greedy"

Also Also gamers: "How can I obsess over sales numbers and player counts every day to validate my interests"
Gamers: I hate micro transactions, they shouldn't exist.

Also gamers: every single game should get regular updates and new content for years after release, without me having to pay for it.

Personally I don't like the predatory microtransactions, but I think extra money for extra content is fine.
December 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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this is a key point. various elite centrists and liberals have become radically pilled on transphobia (likely on Vichy Twitter) and joined the right-wing exterminationist crusade
December 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
having a corporeal form continues to be disappointing and infuriating
December 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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in many cases, a lot of het works are literally "we put a boy and a girl together in this narrative so therefore they must kiss" with none of the work going into proving to the reader that they should kiss

it's a literal skill issue
December 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Knowing that the instructor was trans is directly relevant here, in that it turns this whole deal from a random terrible essay into a knowing ploy to bait the instructor by not doing the minimum required work, then claim that the professor hated her for being cis
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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…and two more examples:
November 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Example:
November 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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For the past six weeks, an AI Facebook account has been pulling my history posts on Instagram and slopping out new captions, so I’ve been feeding it poison pills and its followers are having meltdowns in the comments. It’s been pretty spectacular.
November 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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life imitates tweet
December 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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People catastrophizing about a precedent where no one can mark anything down anymore for being wrong when the real precedent is trans people not being able to do literally any job without an army of bigots launching a harassment campaign against their employer.
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Overvalue my worth, then beg for the government tp bail me out of the consequences of my own market manipulation?
We belong dead
December 1, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
tilda swinton is literally the only person who could pull this off why would you do this
Even Marc Jacobs makes ($1850) mistakes.
December 1, 2025 at 4:13 AM