Christopher Paulsen
@chrispco.bsky.social
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Creator of the webcomic Precocious. Currently force-hiatused and disabled thanks to good ol' malpractice. Still trying to get back to creating. 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻 Many, MANY cat photos shall be shared, including foster kittens!
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normative.bsky.social
Remember, brown 13-year-olds are hardened menaces to society, but 30-something Republican Hitler afficionados in positions of power are just li’l guys.
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chriscesq.bsky.social
This too! For Donald, Asian = reasonable IQ, while Black and Hispanic = low IQ. That's the entirety of his thinking.
A post from Aaron Rupar with a photo of Donald Trump that reads Trump: "Boston had a bad mayor who at least is a reasonable IQ person. Most of them are low IQ. I mean, what's going on in Chicago..."
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
He still had this up *after* the story about the Young Republicans group chat with the Hitler praise was released.
santiagomayer.com
Holy shit. This is Angelo Elia, a legislative correspondent for Congressman Dave Taylor.

According to @rooster.info, during a Zoom meeting today, he had an American nazi flag displayed in the background.
chrispco.bsky.social
I was wrong about him marrying a dragon, btw. He instead made her his slave, who must wear a degrading maid outfit for him, and she gets tortured automatically by magic if she hates it.

Same as being married to him, I figure, so I award myself half credit.

It went even further off the rails after…
I am sending exasperated texts to a friend about how the show that claimed to be about infrastructure kept falling further and further away from its concept, in cross and shameful ways. It may keep failing to stick to infrastructure without heaping on the saddest incel anime tropes, but it sure is determined to center on the core concept that all problems, foreign and domestic, can be solved with polygamy.
chrispco.bsky.social
There’s show *meant* to subvert the hero trope via a civil servant going to RPG World and fixing it via infrastructure and general policy wonkery… but watching really was a test to see how long it’d go before they gave up and went standard harem wish fulfillment with all the awful cliches! Oh man…🤮
If you have a visual impairment and require alt text to read this screencap of my ranting texts describing how painfully awful an anime that claimed to be about using infrastructure to implement progressive ideals, but could not escape from devolving into the worst anime writing has to offer, is… you are blessed that I’m not sharing the details here. Cherish your innocence! If you have a visual impairment and require alt text to read this screencap of my ranting texts describing how painfully awful an anime that claimed to be about using infrastructure to implement progressive ideals, but could not escape from devolving into the worst anime writing has to offer, is… you are blessed that I’m not sharing the details here. Cherish your innocence! ESPECIALLY regarding the scene I described in this rant!
chrispco.bsky.social
Sometimes I wonder if I should share more of my “old man who hates anime watches the most cliche slop Japan has to offer” rants I send to a friend (who is probably no longer my friend after seeing so many rants), to amuse folks… but I assume the nerds would yell at me and all others would mute me.
chrispco.bsky.social
“In news today, hundreds of Americans have been hurling themselves in front of trucks and getting flattened, often screaming ‘Cheat skill!’ right before their death. Authorities are perplexed.”

“In other news, the ‘torture the 99%’ bill passed today. A ‘yay for genocide’ bill’s vote is tomorrow.”
chrispco.bsky.social
Stuck watching deeply terrible anime slop and taking detailed notes, hoping they’ll teach me how to get a wacky character (often with the power of a god) to show up and volunteer to be my unpaid maid, then bring their friends to be my butler/driver/personal assassin/etc.

Must I isekai?
🚶‍♂️🏃🏻💥🚛 ➡️ 🌈🧙‍♀️🙀🧚‍♂️🐉
chrispco.bsky.social
I need meals on wheels, but meal assistance is age-based, not a disability program. *sob*

(Not that I’m healthy enough to survive phone wait/paperwork pile application obstacles anyway.)

Asking me to take care of myself is a bridge too far. It ain’t happening. I’ll just die, and I don’t want that!
chrispco.bsky.social
Look, I have tried to replicate that Arby’s coupon abuse with Zaxby’s bulk box orders, cuz now it’s sorta the spot on the way home from PT (Botox too, technically) instead of Arby’s, and… that place is fried sadness. Gotta add seasoning at home to salvage. All their sauces are totally inedible. Boo!
chrispco.bsky.social
My give up food has to be Little Caesars now, and I DEEPLY resent that.

During my Botox crash weeks I used to be able to max out an Arby’s “can be used up to 5x” 2/$5 chicken tenders/sandwich coupon and get a week of bed rest food! Now that same total cost gets me… one meal.

*yells at cloud* 🗣️☁️
chrispco.bsky.social
It hurts my old man soul to see a Wendy’s commercial where they are selling a combo DEAL that is my college order (it was the only fast food stop between home and the uni)… for fully TWICE what it cost me. Those are DOLLAR MENU items, you ginger demon, and this a LOWERED PRICE combo now????
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tomtomorrow.bsky.social
it's getting rapidly memory-holed that in 2012 kennedy claimed to a divorce judge that the brainworm affected his brain function and therefore future earning potential
www.politico.com/news/2024/05...
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robmacwolf.thevoice.dog
When we write or draw porn or erotica, we get banned from having a bank account and our livelihoods get seized even if we give it away for free.

When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.
mattburgess1.bsky.social
Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year
We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.
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chrispco.bsky.social
Please, Mina, remember football players do their thing wearing helmets! I know no one’s face! I couldn’t pick my all-time fav players out of a lineup!

Save bums like me with alt text, at least. 🙏
chrispco.bsky.social
More from the disaster wobble kitten, Pigpen:

-Very bravely climbing despite wobbles.

-Confusion as jumping on my lap fell short - so he slid off, taking the towel on my lap with him.

-There’s a gap between cat tower and scratching post bases that he rolled in, and wobble boy turtled and flailed!
Wobbly fluffball tuxedo kitten, Pigpen, uses a scratching post and starts to try climbing it. Great ambition! Fluffy disaster Pigpen the kitten tried to jump on my lap despite CH limitations, and he came up short. He tries to climb the towel that is sliding off my lap with him in an attempt to reach the summit. This did not succeed. Playful disaster Pigpen the kitten rolled over while playing with a toy and found himself on his back in a Pigpen-sized gap between the bases of the scratching post and the cat tower. With wide eyes, all four paws are waving as he tries to get back to right side up.
chrispco.bsky.social
“Help! Help! I’m chomped and distressed!”

“Come and see the violence inherent in the kitten!”

🧛🏻🐈‍⬛🩶
Pigpen, a fluffy tuxedo wobble kitten, who is an undersized runt after developmental delays caused by kitty covid, is playfully chomping on my hand. He’s always gotten away with it because he was so little, but he’s now on the border of growing up enough he’ll have to learn responsibility! Disaster fluffball kitten, Pigpen, opens wide again to chomp down on my finger while playing in my lap. Petting Pigpen, the disaster wobble kitten in my lap, ends in an adorable chomp on my hand as he makes intense eye contact with me. With a look of pure determination, the disaster kitten named Pigpen has chomped down on my thumb, only getting away with it because he’s using kitten-level pressure and it’s playing instead of mauling.
chrispco.bsky.social
It’s covered up with a hoodie, but it still feels gross as I walk around. Like I’m constantly being groped by the type of jackass who’d wear a wifebeater. I hate this.
chrispco.bsky.social
Folks, because my back spasms reached a level where I got fully wiped out over the weekend, I have gone to the most desperate of measures: I am wearing a wife beater so my PT can reach the problem spots.

I have never looked as ugly as I do now. It’s the least-flattering thing I could wear. Ugh.
chrispco.bsky.social
The evil beasts.

None of the Little Stuff pics from today were in focus, so I reused an older one I liked.
The fluffy cat brothers, Big Dipper, who’s dark gray, and Pirate, who’s a brown tabby, in closeup atop a cat tower. Dipper is leaning over as if to say something in Pirate’s ear - and, going by Dipper’s expression, it would be something silly. A closeup of Pearl, a light gray tabby shorthair cat. She had climbed atop the kitty couch fort to look dramatic in the low light. Little Stuff, a dark gray shorthair cat, looks up innocently as she reaches from her perch on one cat tower to use the cat tower next to her as a scratching post. The bonus context is this is seconds after I slid over the new tower, so she’d automatically declared, “this is now mine to destroy!” Pulling back from the fluffy cats, smaller Lula, a shorthair brown tabby with white streaking down his face and covering his undercarriage, is flopping around goofily, trying to draw my attention from the majestic floof bros.
chrispco.bsky.social
Hahaha, thinking of her as kitty is still weird, even tho it’s all I ever drew. I used my human cast as tests developing my comic style, then went back during disabled downtime and fixed designs as a mercy. Now I’m STRUGGLING to accept “Precociousverse fiction” forms became their default in my mind.
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kaseygifford.bsky.social
We should be asking this
c o n s t a n t l y.