A Cheeseburger Pillow
@cheeseburgowski.bsky.social
Corned beef on rye, equal parts yellow and hot mustard, pickles AND kraut
Pinned
Coffee tastes good and is fun to drink.
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They keep the hockey rink cold because if they didn't the Zamboni would fall through the ice and the driver would drown.
October 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
They keep the hockey rink cold because if they didn't the Zamboni would fall through the ice and the driver would drown.
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Splurging on the name brand antacid.
October 17, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Splurging on the name brand antacid.
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There are two sides to every hole.
November 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
There are two sides to every hole.
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Waking up early to get a jump on my bedtime routine.
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Waking up early to get a jump on my bedtime routine.
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I've spent decades trying to engineer a bathroom with a closet inside so that if you forget a towel before showering you don't have to sneak into the hallway naked. But it's impossible. It can't be done.
November 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I've spent decades trying to engineer a bathroom with a closet inside so that if you forget a towel before showering you don't have to sneak into the hallway naked. But it's impossible. It can't be done.
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There are four kinds of favorite podcasts, and they are all humiliating to explain.
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
There are four kinds of favorite podcasts, and they are all humiliating to explain.
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Barely a month left to start my 2025 resolution (develop opinion on the chronology of the Saw movies)
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Barely a month left to start my 2025 resolution (develop opinion on the chronology of the Saw movies)
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Santa Claus is dead.
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Santa Claus is dead.
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Coffee tastes good and is fun to drink.
June 13, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Coffee tastes good and is fun to drink.
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Follow me and everything is all right
I'll be the one to Borat voice my wife
I'll be the one to Borat voice my wife
November 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Follow me and everything is all right
I'll be the one to Borat voice my wife
I'll be the one to Borat voice my wife
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"it's stew season!" i happily declare, still mad at you about that thing you said three years ago
November 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
"it's stew season!" i happily declare, still mad at you about that thing you said three years ago
I have no smart takes on this man's politics but he should be disqualified from office for using two spaces after a period.
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Michael Bohacek, a Republican state senator from Indiana who has a daughter with down syndrome, says he will vote against redistricting in Indiana after Trump used the word "retarded."
Michael Bohacek, a Republican state senator from Indiana who has a daughter with down syndrome, says he will vote against redistricting in Indiana after Trump used the word "retarded."
November 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I have no smart takes on this man's politics but he should be disqualified from office for using two spaces after a period.
I shouldn't have to wonder if the animated pharmaceutical ads are AI. That shouldn't be something people should be allowed to make me wonder.
November 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I shouldn't have to wonder if the animated pharmaceutical ads are AI. That shouldn't be something people should be allowed to make me wonder.
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Studies show that posting your Wordle score takes years off your sex life.
November 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Studies show that posting your Wordle score takes years off your sex life.
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This man should be president
My pho guy closes his shop on Black Friday every year and just cooks hibachi out front all day for anyone that wants it for free
November 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
This man should be president
Remember to buy something or Jesus will kill you.
November 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Remember to buy something or Jesus will kill you.
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
I'm not thankful for any of this shit.
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I'm not thankful for any of this shit.
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Tonight, racist uncles will converge at dinner tables all across America to do combat inside The Mind Dojo. Are you prepared, anon?
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Tonight, racist uncles will converge at dinner tables all across America to do combat inside The Mind Dojo. Are you prepared, anon?
Santa Claus is dead.
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Santa Claus is dead.
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found a childhood diary, c. Christmas 2006, abandoned after two entries. the first, a general overview of my convalescent state (I had a cold); the second: "today Saddam Hussein was executed."
July 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
found a childhood diary, c. Christmas 2006, abandoned after two entries. the first, a general overview of my convalescent state (I had a cold); the second: "today Saddam Hussein was executed."
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see this? it’s the stupidest-looking watch on the planet. and it’s VERY expensive
October 29, 2024 at 3:22 AM
see this? it’s the stupidest-looking watch on the planet. and it’s VERY expensive
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funniest phrase in english language right now, according to my four year old, is "wet baby olive"
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
funniest phrase in english language right now, according to my four year old, is "wet baby olive"