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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 17h

they’re a 10, but their personality is like listening to Americans narrate a soccer game

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 15h

The soul-crushing thing of it is knowing that if I went to bed right now and got 9 hours sleep…I’d still be tired tomorrow.

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Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 23h

I hate typing "raven" into a search bar and getting the old Cleveland football team in purple uniforms.

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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 1d

my parenting book would just be a series of sighs of different lengths and varying punctuations for different occasions

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Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 1d

I have never been told that I am not funny by someone who has seen me naked.

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Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 2d

You've been Mastadumped? 😭

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Lynda Lopez @lyndab08.bsky.social · 2d

The deployment of tear gas throughout the Chicago area is a growing health concern. ICE is deploying tear gas in residential neighborhoods, near children, playgrounds, stores, etc. What are the health implications on our communities?

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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 3d

Hear me out, a website for selling the stuff that you bought when you were too drunk and ergo meet like minded idiots.

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Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 2d

I clean out the lint trap before I do laundry because people are lazy.

I clean out the lint trap after I do laundry because I am not one them.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 2d

Can’t spell Uranus without u n us

(Does that make any sense?)

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Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 2d

One wrong tug and your entire life unravels.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 2d

I am drunk.

Not bang your Mom with the lights on drunk, but still pretty hammered.

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Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 2d

If I did that, it would be too advanced for my parents to understand.

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dr. uncle boobs phD 👁️👄👁️ @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 3d

i rarely post well but i’m trying

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Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 2d

And so many of them, too! It's almost a standard disclaimer at this point.

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Lacey Bloom @laceybloom.bsky.social · 2d

Add me to your Wi$h Li$t 🔥📝

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Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 2d

I do. My birthday is just another day closer to laying in a hospital bed, begging people to unplug me.

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Lauren DeLorean @laurendelorean.bsky.social · 3d

A whole ocean of blood... And I only want yours... 🦇

Vampirella this month's set 2 only on Patreon 💋

#vampire #cosplay #latex

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 3d

Gorgeous, spooky friend from my collection. No date/info.

Black and white photo of a black medium haired cat lying on grass, looking up at the camera. It looks like it has pure white eyes with no pupils but it’s just light blow out.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 2d

I just got a 3-way

…light bulb

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Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 2d

If you posted a question with replies disabled, I just blocked you.

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 3d

I’m gonna put my glasses on now, just so everybody’s clear.

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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 3d

What do you mean the F1 F2 F3 keys don’t stand for Fuck 1 Fuck 2 Fuck 3?

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Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 3d

Is it true that skull cheese is high in IQ?

Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 3d

Yes, and they are all fucking story problems.