Ghost
@cavalryghost.bsky.social
Space cowboy and/or Gangster of Love. Gen-X, cis man, he/him, polyam/kinky. Twin Cities, MN. CavalryGhost on Fetlife. Also Discord, if you would like to chat with me.
This is a sex- and nudity- positive space, FYI, so I interact with spicy accounts.
This is a sex- and nudity- positive space, FYI, so I interact with spicy accounts.
Am I the only person who isn't bothered by spoilers, largely?
Like, explaining what the Matrix was before I saw it, I'd be a little salty over that. Or the "I see dead people" thing (which incidentally I've still not seen).
Otherwise I've never really cared?
Like, explaining what the Matrix was before I saw it, I'd be a little salty over that. Or the "I see dead people" thing (which incidentally I've still not seen).
Otherwise I've never really cared?
December 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Am I the only person who isn't bothered by spoilers, largely?
Like, explaining what the Matrix was before I saw it, I'd be a little salty over that. Or the "I see dead people" thing (which incidentally I've still not seen).
Otherwise I've never really cared?
Like, explaining what the Matrix was before I saw it, I'd be a little salty over that. Or the "I see dead people" thing (which incidentally I've still not seen).
Otherwise I've never really cared?
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Sharing this because it's funny.
December 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Sharing this because it's funny.
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“right to die” without adequate healthcare and a social safety net is eugenics
December 14, 2025 at 11:18 AM
“right to die” without adequate healthcare and a social safety net is eugenics
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YouTube chefs love to be like don’t use that DISGUSTING store-bought chicken stock simply take two of your nearest chicken carcasses and a pound of fresh herbs and devote 2 entire days to making your own, it couldn’t be easier you LAZY ASSHOLE
December 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
YouTube chefs love to be like don’t use that DISGUSTING store-bought chicken stock simply take two of your nearest chicken carcasses and a pound of fresh herbs and devote 2 entire days to making your own, it couldn’t be easier you LAZY ASSHOLE
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I need a Weird Al shirt in the style of a Rage Against the Machine shirt
December 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I need a Weird Al shirt in the style of a Rage Against the Machine shirt
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The world of EMMETT OTTER’S JUG BAND CHRISTMAS is simultaneously 1900, 1932, and 1977 in the same way LORD OF THE RINGS is set in both 7th-9th-12th century Not-Eurasia and 19th century Not-England.
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The world of EMMETT OTTER’S JUG BAND CHRISTMAS is simultaneously 1900, 1932, and 1977 in the same way LORD OF THE RINGS is set in both 7th-9th-12th century Not-Eurasia and 19th century Not-England.
Y'all, don't watch that Wizards of Baking bullshit on the Food Network, either.
December 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Y'all, don't watch that Wizards of Baking bullshit on the Food Network, either.
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Stoned and watching G.I. Joe (the original show) and it is a work of art, how they have these gigantic explosive battles with zero body count.
December 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Stoned and watching G.I. Joe (the original show) and it is a work of art, how they have these gigantic explosive battles with zero body count.
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ShatGPT is all I’m calling it from now on TY
So, shatGPT is training on reddit posts is what I'm hearing 🤣
December 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
ShatGPT is all I’m calling it from now on TY
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ME: [seven days into the Twelve Days of Christmas, showing up at the bird store again] hello, I would--
BIRD STORE GUY: no. you have to tell me what you're actually doing with all these birds before I sell you any more.
BIRD STORE GUY: no. you have to tell me what you're actually doing with all these birds before I sell you any more.
December 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
ME: [seven days into the Twelve Days of Christmas, showing up at the bird store again] hello, I would--
BIRD STORE GUY: no. you have to tell me what you're actually doing with all these birds before I sell you any more.
BIRD STORE GUY: no. you have to tell me what you're actually doing with all these birds before I sell you any more.
Why didn't the Destructor take the form of J. Edgar Hoover after Venkman put that idea in their heads
December 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Why didn't the Destructor take the form of J. Edgar Hoover after Venkman put that idea in their heads
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December 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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On a Berlin streetcorner during WWI, a man is arrested for treason and sedition for shouting "the Kaiser is an idiot!"
Man: "You can't arrest me, I was talking about the Austrian Kaiser!"
Police: "You can't fool us, we know which kaiser is the idiot."
Man: "You can't arrest me, I was talking about the Austrian Kaiser!"
Police: "You can't fool us, we know which kaiser is the idiot."
It's not seditious or treasonous to suggest Trump is sleepy and getting old.
Only a sleepy, old man who's out of it would say so.
Only a sleepy, old man who's out of it would say so.
Trump objects to reports about his obvious aging, saying “it’s seditious, perhaps even treasonous, for The New York Times, and others, to consistently do FAKE reports in order to libel and demean ‘THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.’“
It isn’t. And the reports aren’t fake.
It isn’t. And the reports aren’t fake.
December 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
On a Berlin streetcorner during WWI, a man is arrested for treason and sedition for shouting "the Kaiser is an idiot!"
Man: "You can't arrest me, I was talking about the Austrian Kaiser!"
Police: "You can't fool us, we know which kaiser is the idiot."
Man: "You can't arrest me, I was talking about the Austrian Kaiser!"
Police: "You can't fool us, we know which kaiser is the idiot."
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December 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
You can get all 45 Paperback Paradise postcards for just $25 🎄sale ends Friday ☃️ shop: paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/product/ever...
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Yeahhh… Not gonna answer that.
December 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Yeahhh… Not gonna answer that.
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NEW: Hegseth disappointed Sexual Assault Training only covers prevention www.duffelblog.com/hegseth-disa...
Hegseth disappointed Sexual Assault Training only covers prevention
Defense Secretary allegedly confused training for a ‘how-to’ seminar.
www.duffelblog.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
NEW: Hegseth disappointed Sexual Assault Training only covers prevention www.duffelblog.com/hegseth-disa...
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I feel like whatever happens in the end, if your resume includes the entry "stole Faberge egg by swallowing it" you can truly say you LIVED
Fabergé Egg Recovered After Being Swallowed By Thief
https://theonion.com/faberge-egg-recovered-after-being-swallowed-by-thief/
https://theonion.com/faberge-egg-recovered-after-being-swallowed-by-thief/
December 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I feel like whatever happens in the end, if your resume includes the entry "stole Faberge egg by swallowing it" you can truly say you LIVED
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Fabergé Egg Recovered After Being Swallowed By Thief
https://theonion.com/faberge-egg-recovered-after-being-swallowed-by-thief/
https://theonion.com/faberge-egg-recovered-after-being-swallowed-by-thief/
December 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Fabergé Egg Recovered After Being Swallowed By Thief
https://theonion.com/faberge-egg-recovered-after-being-swallowed-by-thief/
https://theonion.com/faberge-egg-recovered-after-being-swallowed-by-thief/
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Take me back to the nature hole
November 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Take me back to the nature hole
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He got up and was like I have two goals today (1) to get drunk (2) to win the war of 1812
Man arrested, accused of robbing Tulsa liquor store with antique gun
Man arrested, accused of robbing liquor store with antique gun
The Tulsa Police Department arrested a man accused of robbing a south Tulsa liquor store with an antique gun on Friday night.
www.fox23.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
He got up and was like I have two goals today (1) to get drunk (2) to win the war of 1812
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Japanese Monk Racks
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/
December 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Japanese Monk Racks
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/