Sweet Splotchy Cat
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Sweet Splotchy Cat
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No matter whether they’re coming from the left or the center, every single person on this site that’s like “I hate Will Stancil but…” sounds like they’re a swing district House Democrats issuing a statement about the operation to kidnap Maduro.
January 18, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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there was a time I cared deeply about birthrates but then I was born and the moment passed
January 14, 2026 at 7:50 AM
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I am going to build a 10 story apartment in my neighborhood (zoned to 6 stories)
fed posting implies the existence of state and local government posting
January 13, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Your second favorite aircraft?
January 13, 2026 at 1:19 AM
The Raritan
January 13, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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Let's be clear (and I'm not being cute): this is DHS trying to get ahead of the inevitable moment when they shoot a baby.
Controversial counterpoint: don’t shoot babies
January 11, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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This is one of the biggest things I've changed my mind about in recent years. I don't think huge taxes on these guys will fund healthcare or anything, but these bigoted idiots cannot be allowed power.
Lmfao what an awesome proposal. One reason you need a 90% income tax rate at this level is these guys are too stupid to have the amount of power they do. Like giving a glock to a 4 year old
January 11, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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A dishonest equivalization from @chatterton.bsky.social.

Luigi Mangione wasn't "lionized" by Biden or Harris, or by J Oliver or R Maddow, or anyone at that level.

But Good's killer has been lionized at the highest levels possible on the right - by FOX and Noem and the DHS and even the President.
January 11, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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I still don't see how shooting through the windshield of a car is supposed to stop the car. Like, if he was actually in danger he would just be dead. His deadly actions did nothing to protect his own life.
The Minn Star Trib has an excellent frame-by-frame analysis of the Good homicide.

A couple things (also noted elsewhere) stand out. 🧵:

1) ICE agent Ross's first shot, when he *might* have felt in danger, hit 'the bottom corner of the driver’s side windshield.'

www.startribune.com/breaking-dow...
January 11, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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It's very funny how the ideology and propaganda of the Trump administration is all about male-coded, macho work returning to the US, but manufacturing is shriveling and the only thing growing is care work
January 9, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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i do find it a fascinating assumption rightwingers are making that they should be able to walk into any daycare center and observe random peoples children whenever they want
December 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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this has been something i try to drive home with everybody who says "ICE is bad but it's not ethnic cleansing they're just overstepping in deporting illegals"

the admin is very specifically trying to alter the legal status of people they don't like based on ethnicity
This is totally underreported. Trump is not just going after "illegals." He's going after people who were here legally, by changing their status.

These are people who entered the US the right way, and never broke a law. Now they are subject to Trump's whim, his ICE goons, and inhuman detention.
Trump has revoked legal status for at least 1.6 million immigrants over the past year by cancelling programs like TPS and student visas.

Remember: these are people who entered the country legally.

Trump never cared about “legal immigration" — just inflicting cruelty.
December 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Honestly I feel like the data is extremely consistent with "the gender gap grows when a woman is on the ballot on the democratic side" and for whatever reason nobody is coming to this very obvious conclusion bsky.app/profile/corn...
Compared to previous cycles and across exit polls, the gender gap has remained stable-ish. There's been a gender gap since before Obama. Many of the "18-30 men going right" polls compare to 2020, but it's possible that 2020 was the outlier, and men are just returning to a baseline.
December 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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I’m sorry but ‘heritage American’ makes you sound like a tomato
December 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Anyone who spends a lot of time at young conservative conferences can tell you this is fairly common. Or who goes to a happy hour in D.C. for AEI, Heritage or any of the other big conservative think tanks.
From the right-wing Manhattan Institute's focus group of Gen Z conservatives -- just jaw-dropping stuff. We have a very sick society. www.city-journal.org/article/manh...
December 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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It's only X% efficient at capturing energy that's completely free! Efficiency % is a completely incoherent thing to compare between different input sources

Eg if I have a system that can turn water into gold, if it's 0.5% efficient, that's still worth it
When someone is talking about power generation and they go "solar panels are only XX% efficient" you can dismiss them out of hand. Solar is the cheapest form of power ever discovered, and it'll be centuries before we need other than batteries, lines and more of it
December 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Probably my favorite meme I've ever made
December 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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This is how egg nog is harvested
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Ann Wagner is really upset at Californians protesting GOP gerrymandering in Missouri. So upset in fact, that she failed to realize that the people protesting are from the town of California, Missouri.
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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imagine if instead of being leaked by spies the US had sold the knowledge of how to create nuclear weapons to the USSR because it would benefit a company President Truman owned
THE U.S. COMMERCE DEPARTMENT PLANS TO LET NVIDIA EXPORT ITS OLDER H200 AI CHIPS TO CHINA AS A MIDDLE-GROUND POLICY TO AVOID CEDING THE MARKET TO CHINESE RIVALS. || THE DECISION, BACKED BY COMMERCE SECRETARY LUTNICK, COULD SIGNIFICANTLY BOOST NVIDIA’S REVENUE WHILE KEEPING U.S.
December 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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the number of subsistence-level fishermen living in desperate fear right now because Kegseth and co have to make snuff videos for twitter is just...you get very angry if you think about all this too long
Hegseth: We've had a pause on striking boats because we're struggling to find boats to strike right now
December 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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The middle of the heatmap meme was actually a disgraced president of a country on the other side of the world, while the outer reaches were the price of beef and coffee…
December 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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The basic problem is that media elites don't think it's a problem because it happens to people they don't care about, so it simply doesn't register as hypocrisy to them. The people whose lives and careers are ruined are just part of the game, they're not the players.
December 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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"I'm probably the most violent advocate of peanut butter in history" is an incredible line
November 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM