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You have to think that given the rules that govern the ascension of new Santas in the Santa Clause most Santas attained power by single ritual combat in which they slay Santa (sleigh Santa)
December 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
You have to think that given the rules that govern the ascension of new Santas in the Santa Clause most Santas attained power by single ritual combat in which they slay Santa (sleigh Santa)
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About as well as this
December 13, 2025 at 10:21 AM
About as well as this
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I wil never take ozempic, because what if the time finally comes to eat the rich and I have no appetite?
December 13, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I wil never take ozempic, because what if the time finally comes to eat the rich and I have no appetite?
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I see a lot of people misuse various slime-related words. So, as Bluesky's foremost goo expert, I'd like to present the official classification. There is no room for debate. This is objective.
August 12, 2023 at 11:11 PM
I see a lot of people misuse various slime-related words. So, as Bluesky's foremost goo expert, I'd like to present the official classification. There is no room for debate. This is objective.
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The idea is to just keep scrolling on your phone until you die.
November 22, 2024 at 12:36 PM
The idea is to just keep scrolling on your phone until you die.
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Every single time they tell blatant lies, this is what needs to happen immediately.
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 12, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Every single time they tell blatant lies, this is what needs to happen immediately.
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Too young for Instagram, not too young for an ankle monitor...
The legislation removes the requirement for either the child, or their parent or guardian, to consent to wearing the device.
Children as young as 10 to be fitted with ankle monitors under proposed laws
The legislation removes the requirement for either the child, or their parent or guardian, to consent to wearing the device.
www.abc.net.au
December 10, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Too young for Instagram, not too young for an ankle monitor...
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Australia recorded the largest number of Indigenous deaths in custody in the last financial year since 1979. Experts say over-incarceration remains a national crisis and prisons are neglecting the physical and mental health of vulnerable people.
Australia records highest number of Indigenous deaths in custody since 1979
Australia recorded the largest number of Indigenous deaths in custody in the last financial year since 1979. Experts say over-incarceration remains a national crisis and prisons are neglecting the physical and mental health of vulnerable people.
www.abc.net.au
December 10, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Australia recorded the largest number of Indigenous deaths in custody in the last financial year since 1979. Experts say over-incarceration remains a national crisis and prisons are neglecting the physical and mental health of vulnerable people.
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immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
Stephen Miller: "If you subtract immigration out of test scores, all of the sudden our test scores skyrocket"
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
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had a dream where Quentin Tarantino was mad at me cause i refused to say i was proud of him
August 8, 2024 at 12:38 PM
had a dream where Quentin Tarantino was mad at me cause i refused to say i was proud of him
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I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
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The Paul Dano thing is just one hiccup alright. It's not like Tarantino owns a home in Israel, forces his personal fetish onto his casts, knew about the Weinstein stuff, and uses the n word a bunch. He can have one bad opinion.
December 7, 2025 at 7:54 AM
The Paul Dano thing is just one hiccup alright. It's not like Tarantino owns a home in Israel, forces his personal fetish onto his casts, knew about the Weinstein stuff, and uses the n word a bunch. He can have one bad opinion.
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My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
December 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
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At a dance class I complimented a woman on her grippy-bottomed socks. “I love the psych ward socks,” I said. And she goes “I call them Pilates socks.” And those, my friends, are the two types of people.
December 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
At a dance class I complimented a woman on her grippy-bottomed socks. “I love the psych ward socks,” I said. And she goes “I call them Pilates socks.” And those, my friends, are the two types of people.
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ME: if pee comes out of a penis then a butt should be called a poonis
DR: okay fine stop sticking things up your poonis
DR: okay fine stop sticking things up your poonis
December 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
ME: if pee comes out of a penis then a butt should be called a poonis
DR: okay fine stop sticking things up your poonis
DR: okay fine stop sticking things up your poonis
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The hepatitis B vaccine had been recommended for all newborns since 1991.
From 1990-2019, acute hepatitis B infections reported among children and teens fell 99 percent. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/w...
From 1990-2019, acute hepatitis B infections reported among children and teens fell 99 percent. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/w...
Breaking: After contentious debates and three failed attempts at a vote, a federal vaccine committee decided on Friday to end the decades-long recommendation that all newborns be immunized at birth against hepatitis B.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/h...
An End to Hepatitis B Shots for All Newborns
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The hepatitis B vaccine had been recommended for all newborns since 1991.
From 1990-2019, acute hepatitis B infections reported among children and teens fell 99 percent. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/w...
From 1990-2019, acute hepatitis B infections reported among children and teens fell 99 percent. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/w...
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The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.
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December 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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mariah carey as actual christmas trees: thread
December 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
mariah carey as actual christmas trees: thread
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The moment an Israeli missile hit a tent in Gaza was caught on camera when a Palestinian girl filmed herself showing her hair clips.
December 1, 2025 at 8:44 AM
The moment an Israeli missile hit a tent in Gaza was caught on camera when a Palestinian girl filmed herself showing her hair clips.
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COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
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*goes to a natural history museum and holds up a bouquet to an Allosaurus skeleton so they can finally see some flowers*
I don’t know a lot.
But I know a lot about dinosaurs.
Now we all know dinosaurs lived for millions of years right?
But does you mind actually wrap around how long they dominated for?
Lets get a little perspective.
Did you know Allosaurus never saw flowers but T.rex did?
But I know a lot about dinosaurs.
Now we all know dinosaurs lived for millions of years right?
But does you mind actually wrap around how long they dominated for?
Lets get a little perspective.
Did you know Allosaurus never saw flowers but T.rex did?
November 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
*goes to a natural history museum and holds up a bouquet to an Allosaurus skeleton so they can finally see some flowers*
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Tag your favourite bicycle autist so they know we're 0.93 autisms
"Runctitiononal features"? "Medical fymblal"? "1 Tol Line storee"? This gets worse the longer you look at it. But it's got to be good, because it was published in Nature Scientific Reports last week: www.nature.com/articles/s41... h/t @asa.tsbalans.se
November 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Tag your favourite bicycle autist so they know we're 0.93 autisms
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Saruman the White
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 29, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Saruman the White