Canal Cryptid 🦀
@canalcryptid.bsky.social
Ancient Eldritch Abomination. Asexual. Autistic. Boatie. Changeling. Feminist. Genderqueer-Agender. Ineffable Auncle. Misfortune Teller. Parent of shinyshinyleaf. Space Monkey. SteamGoth. TBI Survivor. Therian.
paypal.me/CanalCryptid
paypal.me/CanalCryptid
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we're building an effigy of you in the town square but don't worry there's nothing nefarious about it
November 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
we're building an effigy of you in the town square but don't worry there's nothing nefarious about it
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Things to do this weekend besides shopping:
- manage your mind goblins
- nap for 1,000 years
- investigate Pi until you get to the weird stuff
- investigate pie
- read a book out loud in the forest. it may seem like no creatures are listening, but they are, and they appreciate it
- manage your mind goblins
- nap for 1,000 years
- investigate Pi until you get to the weird stuff
- investigate pie
- read a book out loud in the forest. it may seem like no creatures are listening, but they are, and they appreciate it
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Things to do this weekend besides shopping:
- manage your mind goblins
- nap for 1,000 years
- investigate Pi until you get to the weird stuff
- investigate pie
- read a book out loud in the forest. it may seem like no creatures are listening, but they are, and they appreciate it
- manage your mind goblins
- nap for 1,000 years
- investigate Pi until you get to the weird stuff
- investigate pie
- read a book out loud in the forest. it may seem like no creatures are listening, but they are, and they appreciate it
The Ugly Stepsister.
November 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The Ugly Stepsister.
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If you are looking for something tarot gift-wise I also suggest The Somnia Tarot by Nicholas Bruno. The revised edition and the companion oracle have become my go-to decks this year. (15% off for Small Business Saturday!) 🖤
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
If you are looking for something tarot gift-wise I also suggest The Somnia Tarot by Nicholas Bruno. The revised edition and the companion oracle have become my go-to decks this year. (15% off for Small Business Saturday!) 🖤
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I'm going to be closing the shop tomorrow for a spell. From my cellar can I recommend this Häxan lino print, a fine vintage, notes of brimstone and heresy...
🔥 slipperyjack.bigcartel.com
🔥 slipperyjack.bigcartel.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I'm going to be closing the shop tomorrow for a spell. From my cellar can I recommend this Häxan lino print, a fine vintage, notes of brimstone and heresy...
🔥 slipperyjack.bigcartel.com
🔥 slipperyjack.bigcartel.com
Unpopular opinion, but found it meh at best.
November 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Unpopular opinion, but found it meh at best.
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Yup, still have goodies in the KoFi shop. Gonna remind folks till they're gone or the order cut off, whichever hits first.
Get 'em while they're... hot? 😅
ko-fi.com/crewmansix/s...
Get 'em while they're... hot? 😅
ko-fi.com/crewmansix/s...
November 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Yup, still have goodies in the KoFi shop. Gonna remind folks till they're gone or the order cut off, whichever hits first.
Get 'em while they're... hot? 😅
ko-fi.com/crewmansix/s...
Get 'em while they're... hot? 😅
ko-fi.com/crewmansix/s...
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Oh ya, hi! Thanks for the follow! Quick look at the profile... Account following 32 thousand others.
Eyes narrow. Hand slides under the lapel of a black suit to a shoulder holster. "But, don't think you know our neighborhood"
Eyes narrow. Hand slides under the lapel of a black suit to a shoulder holster. "But, don't think you know our neighborhood"
November 29, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Oh ya, hi! Thanks for the follow! Quick look at the profile... Account following 32 thousand others.
Eyes narrow. Hand slides under the lapel of a black suit to a shoulder holster. "But, don't think you know our neighborhood"
Eyes narrow. Hand slides under the lapel of a black suit to a shoulder holster. "But, don't think you know our neighborhood"
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You tell 'em, king!
You tell 'em, king!
'F*** Off And Let People Be': David Tennant Doubles Down On Support For Trans People
"People are trying to create division... and it's so f***ing unnecessary."
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
November 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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You tell 'em, king!
You tell 'em, king!
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haruspexes will literally read the entrails of a goat the day before battle with the athenians and tell you, "the omens are poor, strategos" 🤣🤣🤣
my brother in zeus, you couldn't have told me this before we marched all this way?💯🗣️🔥
my brother in zeus, you couldn't have told me this before we marched all this way?💯🗣️🔥
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
haruspexes will literally read the entrails of a goat the day before battle with the athenians and tell you, "the omens are poor, strategos" 🤣🤣🤣
my brother in zeus, you couldn't have told me this before we marched all this way?💯🗣️🔥
my brother in zeus, you couldn't have told me this before we marched all this way?💯🗣️🔥
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Used some Morris and co images as reference (as well as my normal influence of beardsley and Harry Clarke) to do this mari
November 29, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Used some Morris and co images as reference (as well as my normal influence of beardsley and Harry Clarke) to do this mari
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Alligators
Dingoes
Moose
Basking Sharks
Orcas
Alligators
Dingoes
Moose
Basking Sharks
Orcas
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
Soprano Pippistrelle bats
Rabbits
Foxes
Water voles
Herons
(all in my local park)
Soprano Pippistrelle bats
Rabbits
Foxes
Water voles
Herons
(all in my local park)
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
Pigeons
Wood pigeons
Collared doves
Stock doves
More pigeons
Pigeons
Wood pigeons
Collared doves
Stock doves
More pigeons
November 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Alligators
Dingoes
Moose
Basking Sharks
Orcas
Alligators
Dingoes
Moose
Basking Sharks
Orcas
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making my friendship bracelets out of bones
November 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
making my friendship bracelets out of bones
Absolutely everything and everyone is rubbing me up the wrong way today.
If I wasn't in the tail end of menopause I would swear it was that time of month.
It's lucky no-one has yet invented a way to bitchslap people through the internet.
If I wasn't in the tail end of menopause I would swear it was that time of month.
It's lucky no-one has yet invented a way to bitchslap people through the internet.
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Absolutely everything and everyone is rubbing me up the wrong way today.
If I wasn't in the tail end of menopause I would swear it was that time of month.
It's lucky no-one has yet invented a way to bitchslap people through the internet.
If I wasn't in the tail end of menopause I would swear it was that time of month.
It's lucky no-one has yet invented a way to bitchslap people through the internet.
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Anyway, I added new stuff to my shop earlier today. Plus I'm having a sale on 5x7 prints. Buy something, it will distract me & make me happy 😆
stinasdemons.bigcartel.com
(Art makes a great gift, btw!)
stinasdemons.bigcartel.com
(Art makes a great gift, btw!)
November 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Anyway, I added new stuff to my shop earlier today. Plus I'm having a sale on 5x7 prints. Buy something, it will distract me & make me happy 😆
stinasdemons.bigcartel.com
(Art makes a great gift, btw!)
stinasdemons.bigcartel.com
(Art makes a great gift, btw!)
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Oh hello there btw DO YOU LIKE PIGEONS?!!
This month's Patreon sticker club is themed around pigeons - check it out!
www.patreon.com/posts/novemb...
Help support my art & get some cool swag in the post 🪶~
#bsnm #illustration #birdart #stickers #animalart
This month's Patreon sticker club is themed around pigeons - check it out!
www.patreon.com/posts/novemb...
Help support my art & get some cool swag in the post 🪶~
#bsnm #illustration #birdart #stickers #animalart
November Sticker Sheet - Pigeons! | PhaseMoth
Get more from PhaseMoth on Patreon
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November 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Oh hello there btw DO YOU LIKE PIGEONS?!!
This month's Patreon sticker club is themed around pigeons - check it out!
www.patreon.com/posts/novemb...
Help support my art & get some cool swag in the post 🪶~
#bsnm #illustration #birdart #stickers #animalart
This month's Patreon sticker club is themed around pigeons - check it out!
www.patreon.com/posts/novemb...
Help support my art & get some cool swag in the post 🪶~
#bsnm #illustration #birdart #stickers #animalart
There isn't a Stardew Valley tarot deck!
Why isn't there a Stardew Valley tarot deck?!
There seems to be one for just about every other game or show out there.
Why isn't there a Stardew Valley tarot deck?!
There seems to be one for just about every other game or show out there.
November 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
There isn't a Stardew Valley tarot deck!
Why isn't there a Stardew Valley tarot deck?!
There seems to be one for just about every other game or show out there.
Why isn't there a Stardew Valley tarot deck?!
There seems to be one for just about every other game or show out there.
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Protect yourself.
Protect others if you're able.
Protect all creatures, great and small.
Protect crumbling ruins and standing stones for elves and fairies.
Protect bogs, marshes, and misty moors for wandering witches, wayward spirits, and all of the horrors shambling in the gloom.
Protect others if you're able.
Protect all creatures, great and small.
Protect crumbling ruins and standing stones for elves and fairies.
Protect bogs, marshes, and misty moors for wandering witches, wayward spirits, and all of the horrors shambling in the gloom.
November 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Protect yourself.
Protect others if you're able.
Protect all creatures, great and small.
Protect crumbling ruins and standing stones for elves and fairies.
Protect bogs, marshes, and misty moors for wandering witches, wayward spirits, and all of the horrors shambling in the gloom.
Protect others if you're able.
Protect all creatures, great and small.
Protect crumbling ruins and standing stones for elves and fairies.
Protect bogs, marshes, and misty moors for wandering witches, wayward spirits, and all of the horrors shambling in the gloom.
One day I'll manage to save enough to afford one of Richard's professionally defaced books.
Until then - go treat yourself, support an indie artist.
Until then - go treat yourself, support an indie artist.
On this Black (Phillip) Friday, I'll have three goat-defaced copies of my book Tales Accursed and three gilded goat lino prints available in the shop from 12:00. In addition, for today only my Unholy Bond goaty print is reduced in price to Ten Pounds, imagine..!
👁️ slipperyjack.bigcartel.com
👁️ slipperyjack.bigcartel.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
One day I'll manage to save enough to afford one of Richard's professionally defaced books.
Until then - go treat yourself, support an indie artist.
Until then - go treat yourself, support an indie artist.