Claira Nœperama
@cabc.bsky.social
Probably mardy. 2nd breakfast.
Derbyshire, UK/Cabot Cove, Maine.
Derbyshire, UK/Cabot Cove, Maine.
Trump AND Infantino? That's a straight no thanks.
One glance at my timeline tells me I've made the right choice.
#WorldCupDraw
One glance at my timeline tells me I've made the right choice.
#WorldCupDraw
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Trump AND Infantino? That's a straight no thanks.
One glance at my timeline tells me I've made the right choice.
#WorldCupDraw
One glance at my timeline tells me I've made the right choice.
#WorldCupDraw
I've loved Eurovision since I was a child, I clear my diary and host a party every year. This decision is indefensible and I'm out for 2026.
#Eurovision
#Eurovision
Ireland, Spain and the Netherlands to boycott Eurovision 2026 as Israel cleared to compete
Ireland, Spain and the Netherlands to boycott Eurovision 2026 as Israel cleared to compete
Decision not to hold vote on Israel’s participation comes in spite of several broadcasters calling for its exclusion
Ireland, Spain and the Netherlands will boycott next year’s Eurovision after Israel was given the all-clear to compete in next year’s song contest in spite of several participating broadcasters calling for its exclusion.
At the general assembly of the European Broadcasting Union, the body that organises the hugely popular international annual singing competition, no vote on Israel’s participation was held. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I've loved Eurovision since I was a child, I clear my diary and host a party every year. This decision is indefensible and I'm out for 2026.
#Eurovision
#Eurovision
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Happy John Lewis Christmas ad day to all that celebrate.
November 4, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Happy John Lewis Christmas ad day to all that celebrate.
Judges complaining that a sofa cover made in 10 hours isn't a masterpiece. #gameofwool
November 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Judges complaining that a sofa cover made in 10 hours isn't a masterpiece. #gameofwool
I was not expecting to be this stressed. #GameOfWool
November 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I was not expecting to be this stressed. #GameOfWool
5 minutes in and they're expecting a fairisle tank top in 12 hours. I'm anxious as fuck already.
very excited for Tom Daley's Cursed Knitting Bake Off #GameOfWool
November 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
5 minutes in and they're expecting a fairisle tank top in 12 hours. I'm anxious as fuck already.
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![Feathers McGraw wanted poster - ‘have you seen this chicken?’ Translated into school French “recherché - avez vous vu ce poulet?” [spoiler- we know the ‘chicken’ is really a penguin with a rubber glove on its head in disguise]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jqt2kxibs5wkhdqbep3kdibl/bafkreihmzbw3q5n5hq5ivmka4mm5cfk3apnkk7kjiiyunfsr3hkmwdr6oa@jpeg)
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why did the crab go to prison
crimes
crimes
August 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
why did the crab go to prison
crimes
crimes
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Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
buff.ly
October 8, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
Ghosts
Detectorists
dinnerladies
Red Dwarf
Blackadder
Absolutely Fabulous
Black Books
Hi-di-hi
Vicar of Dibley
The Good Life
Men Behaving Badly
Phoenix Nights
Some of these haven't aged well but they were joyous at the time.
That YouGov list is depressing as fuck.
Detectorists
dinnerladies
Red Dwarf
Blackadder
Absolutely Fabulous
Black Books
Hi-di-hi
Vicar of Dibley
The Good Life
Men Behaving Badly
Phoenix Nights
Some of these haven't aged well but they were joyous at the time.
That YouGov list is depressing as fuck.
Fri is 50yrs since Fawlty Towers first aired. To mark the occasion we asked Brits: what is your favourite sitcom?
1. Friends
2. Only Fools & Horses
3. Big Bang Theory
=4. Gavin and Stacey
=4. Fawlty Towers
=4. The Office
=4. Modern Family
=4. Not Going Out
Full list: yougov.co.uk/entertainmen...
1. Friends
2. Only Fools & Horses
3. Big Bang Theory
=4. Gavin and Stacey
=4. Fawlty Towers
=4. The Office
=4. Modern Family
=4. Not Going Out
Full list: yougov.co.uk/entertainmen...
September 21, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Ghosts
Detectorists
dinnerladies
Red Dwarf
Blackadder
Absolutely Fabulous
Black Books
Hi-di-hi
Vicar of Dibley
The Good Life
Men Behaving Badly
Phoenix Nights
Some of these haven't aged well but they were joyous at the time.
That YouGov list is depressing as fuck.
Detectorists
dinnerladies
Red Dwarf
Blackadder
Absolutely Fabulous
Black Books
Hi-di-hi
Vicar of Dibley
The Good Life
Men Behaving Badly
Phoenix Nights
Some of these haven't aged well but they were joyous at the time.
That YouGov list is depressing as fuck.
Unmuting his name so I'm not one second late finding out.
August 30, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Unmuting his name so I'm not one second late finding out.
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
Good luck for the next couple of hours my fellow A-level parents
<rattles Kalms bottle>
<rattles Kalms bottle>
August 14, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Good luck for the next couple of hours my fellow A-level parents
<rattles Kalms bottle>
<rattles Kalms bottle>
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fuck you, ocean. if you have something to say to me, say it to my face instead of through a shell, you piece of shit.
August 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
fuck you, ocean. if you have something to say to me, say it to my face instead of through a shell, you piece of shit.
Peaked too soon with my pre-November Stranger Things rewatch but how you don't binge to this point I'll never know.
August 2, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Peaked too soon with my pre-November Stranger Things rewatch but how you don't binge to this point I'll never know.
Wordle 1,505 2/6
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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Pleasing.
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Pleasing.
August 2, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Wordle 1,505 2/6
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Pleasing.
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Pleasing.
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The Euros was great they should do a men's version
July 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The Euros was great they should do a men's version
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A team that does not know when its beaten
July 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
A team that does not know when its beaten
Sobbed last time and I'm crying again ##thefootball
July 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Sobbed last time and I'm crying again ##thefootball
I still remember Alex Scott's defiant, empassioned words after we won last time. #thefootball
July 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I still remember Alex Scott's defiant, empassioned words after we won last time. #thefootball
I see double gg Greg continues to reflect on his behaviour and take some personal responsibility for his actions. Oh, wait.
Also, wasn't he sacked months ago?
Also, wasn't he sacked months ago?
July 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I see double gg Greg continues to reflect on his behaviour and take some personal responsibility for his actions. Oh, wait.
Also, wasn't he sacked months ago?
Also, wasn't he sacked months ago?
Alannis Morissette is fucking fabulous #Glastonbury
June 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Alannis Morissette is fucking fabulous #Glastonbury
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I don't mind going out in public. I just hate when other people go out in public when I do
June 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I don't mind going out in public. I just hate when other people go out in public when I do