Byron
@byronic.bsky.social
Leftist punk-ass CSPAM poster. Kicking down the door and here to help.
Max-level devops just below the rich decision makers. Lower class, low class, punches above weight class; disallows false modesty.
ex-catholic (you can too! ask me how) [he/they]
Max-level devops just below the rich decision makers. Lower class, low class, punches above weight class; disallows false modesty.
ex-catholic (you can too! ask me how) [he/they]
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Byron
@byronic.bsky.social
· Jan 19
as I often say, dems delenda est. I don't know if it's possible for us to TEA Party them at this point especially given my experiences with the AL dems, but damn am I up for it. Throw them all in the trash
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wishing a joyful winter solstice to all who have suffered a terrible Loss this year
December 21, 2025 at 11:39 AM
wishing a joyful winter solstice to all who have suffered a terrible Loss this year
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Guillotines
“They’re denying that any of her birth certificates, which are from Laurel, Maryland, her records of immunization, medical records — they’re denying the authenticity of them. It is something I’ve never encountered.” www.huffpost.com/entry/us-cit...
Trump Administration Says Maryland Woman's Birth Certificate Is Fake In Dystopian Move
Dulce Consuelo Diaz Morales was arrested on Sunday. ICE won’t release her despite extensive documentation of her citizenship, her attorneys told HuffPost.
www.huffpost.com
December 20, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Guillotines
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This is the best Browns-Jets game I’ve ever seen
December 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
This is the best Browns-Jets game I’ve ever seen
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I voice 14 different characters in THE ELEPHANT on HBO Max, this was one of the most unique, fascinating projects i've ever worked on, three different teams led by Pendleton Ward, Rebecca Sugar + Ian Jones-Quartey, and Patrick McHale all contributed segments without ever seeing the others (1/2)
December 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I voice 14 different characters in THE ELEPHANT on HBO Max, this was one of the most unique, fascinating projects i've ever worked on, three different teams led by Pendleton Ward, Rebecca Sugar + Ian Jones-Quartey, and Patrick McHale all contributed segments without ever seeing the others (1/2)
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He got the shit beat out of him. Saw stars and spitting blood. So it was nice for all of us
December 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
He got the shit beat out of him. Saw stars and spitting blood. So it was nice for all of us
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Jake Paul is the ChatGPT boxer
December 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Jake Paul is the ChatGPT boxer
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gotta say i’m in favor of jake paul getting punched so hard that he becomes teach tape for concussion spotters
December 20, 2025 at 5:32 AM
gotta say i’m in favor of jake paul getting punched so hard that he becomes teach tape for concussion spotters
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let’s admit - as the 27th letter of the alphabet. i mean why not? just look at that little squirt. c’mon
December 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
let’s admit - as the 27th letter of the alphabet. i mean why not? just look at that little squirt. c’mon
c'est a nicht Perfekt, aber es ist gut. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QYi...
Rotteen & Emoticon - Man, It's So Loud In Here (Extended Edit) [They Might Be Giants Cover]
YouTube video by HALLEY LABS
www.youtube.com
December 20, 2025 at 5:10 AM
c'est a nicht Perfekt, aber es ist gut. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QYi...
the CFP is a throw. I'm done
Glad I don't live in a place where sports betting is legal
Glad I don't live in a place where sports betting is legal
December 20, 2025 at 4:15 AM
the CFP is a throw. I'm done
Glad I don't live in a place where sports betting is legal
Glad I don't live in a place where sports betting is legal
do I love an inside rusher getting home and wrecking face? Yes. Yes I do
December 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
do I love an inside rusher getting home and wrecking face? Yes. Yes I do
accidentally watched the sooner touchdown drive to a classic. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wcj...
"I've got a smile on my face and I got four walls around me" during the TD
"I've got a smile on my face and I got four walls around me" during the TD
Great Big Sea - Ordinary Day
YouTube video by Great Big Sea
www.youtube.com
December 20, 2025 at 3:52 AM
accidentally watched the sooner touchdown drive to a classic. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wcj...
"I've got a smile on my face and I got four walls around me" during the TD
"I've got a smile on my face and I got four walls around me" during the TD
This has gotta be betting, right? Like none of this makes sense
(fuck you for letting bama continue)
December 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
This has gotta be betting, right? Like none of this makes sense
where is your god now, oklahoma
December 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
where is your god now, oklahoma
the party of Dr. Hope Accountable
Senate Democrats are working to assess the documents that have been released to determine what actions must be taken to hold the Trump administration accountable. We will pursue every option to make sure the truth comes out.
December 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
the party of Dr. Hope Accountable
@shufflemancer.bsky.social if your aggies beat the 'canes I need them to do a lot of work given the rest of the bracket
December 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
@shufflemancer.bsky.social if your aggies beat the 'canes I need them to do a lot of work given the rest of the bracket
all I ask is that bama not be allowed to advance in the playoff and I don't care how it happens
December 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
all I ask is that bama not be allowed to advance in the playoff and I don't care how it happens
if nothing else happens I'm happy that the soom booners racked up sacks and hit that stupid ass bama timed route _twice_ while blowing it up
The OU defender having PEST CONTROL wittten in his eye black goes hard as hellllll
December 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
if nothing else happens I'm happy that the soom booners racked up sacks and hit that stupid ass bama timed route _twice_ while blowing it up
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[quietly dreaming of a world where Herbstreit is played off and silenced]
kirk herbstreit talks too much when he announces games
just a constant rush of words like he’s worried he’s gonna get played off at the oscars
just a constant rush of words like he’s worried he’s gonna get played off at the oscars
December 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
[quietly dreaming of a world where Herbstreit is played off and silenced]
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This is the next best thing I can offer.
December 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
This is the next best thing I can offer.
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oh, that's ok, I can help. Looks like you removed your post mistakenly, so I've helpfully re-added it with alt text
December 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
oh, that's ok, I can help. Looks like you removed your post mistakenly, so I've helpfully re-added it with alt text
frankly they should be allowed to slap you and then limit your social media posts to CSPAM
If you said “the case for Stancilism” to someone’s face in real life, they would be allowed to at least slap you. Maybe even up to a baseball bat.
December 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
frankly they should be allowed to slap you and then limit your social media posts to CSPAM
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