Byron
@byronic.bsky.social
Leftist punk-ass CSPAM poster. Kicking down the door and here to help.
Max-level devops just below the rich decision makers. Lower class, low class, punches above weight class; disallows false modesty.
ex-catholic (you can too! ask me how) [he/they]
Max-level devops just below the rich decision makers. Lower class, low class, punches above weight class; disallows false modesty.
ex-catholic (you can too! ask me how) [he/they]
Every so often I make a lunch that is Ominous
December 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Every so often I make a lunch that is Ominous
I won't post the originals here because _ew_
there was a moment where you could make burger king generate an AI version of your burger, and it definitely looked like what you posted
there was a moment where you could make burger king generate an AI version of your burger, and it definitely looked like what you posted
December 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I won't post the originals here because _ew_
there was a moment where you could make burger king generate an AI version of your burger, and it definitely looked like what you posted
there was a moment where you could make burger king generate an AI version of your burger, and it definitely looked like what you posted
oh, that's ok, I can help. Looks like you removed your post mistakenly, so I've helpfully re-added it with alt text
December 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
oh, that's ok, I can help. Looks like you removed your post mistakenly, so I've helpfully re-added it with alt text
Post something random and have an awesome december
November 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Post something random and have an awesome december
Some days the shirt ain’t no help
November 16, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Some days the shirt ain’t no help
a something awful forum account's worth of dollars. I hope we get more unique donors and more people not worrying about food
November 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
a something awful forum account's worth of dollars. I hope we get more unique donors and more people not worrying about food
[thinking very hard voice] is disability bourgeois?
October 26, 2025 at 11:49 AM
[thinking very hard voice] is disability bourgeois?
This got deleted before I finished posting, so... screenshot
October 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This got deleted before I finished posting, so... screenshot
The discover tab is a bag of poison
September 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The discover tab is a bag of poison
no matter how bad my drawings get, I still like ‘em
September 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
no matter how bad my drawings get, I still like ‘em
where my Windows RG heads at
September 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
where my Windows RG heads at
said it before and I'll say it again
September 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
said it before and I'll say it again
when I hit so hard they turn off replies and quote posts instead of hitting the monitor
August 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
when I hit so hard they turn off replies and quote posts instead of hitting the monitor
August 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Absolute sicko mode (elections today, and I need a haircut like twenty weeks ago)
August 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Absolute sicko mode (elections today, and I need a haircut like twenty weeks ago)
I can't keep up with the deluge of slop phone calls and texts anymore. I will only call you AI and ask for your recipe going forward
and also if your plate is oven safe
and also if your plate is oven safe
August 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I can't keep up with the deluge of slop phone calls and texts anymore. I will only call you AI and ask for your recipe going forward
and also if your plate is oven safe
and also if your plate is oven safe
one weird trick from going 99 -> 64 on the misery index (add a New York WNBA team b/c Texas doesn't have one)
No college teams means I can't get an accurate rating, but I will say that the Titans/Rockets 15+ year fandom by itself should earn me a perfect 100 no matter what teams I root for
No college teams means I can't get an accurate rating, but I will say that the Titans/Rockets 15+ year fandom by itself should earn me a perfect 100 no matter what teams I root for
August 13, 2025 at 8:07 PM
one weird trick from going 99 -> 64 on the misery index (add a New York WNBA team b/c Texas doesn't have one)
No college teams means I can't get an accurate rating, but I will say that the Titans/Rockets 15+ year fandom by itself should earn me a perfect 100 no matter what teams I root for
No college teams means I can't get an accurate rating, but I will say that the Titans/Rockets 15+ year fandom by itself should earn me a perfect 100 no matter what teams I root for
vibes
(all credit for the image to Sophie Daio [sp?])
(all credit for the image to Sophie Daio [sp?])
August 7, 2025 at 12:21 PM
vibes
(all credit for the image to Sophie Daio [sp?])
(all credit for the image to Sophie Daio [sp?])
the process, for reference, is me reliving my 2004-era photography class
August 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
the process, for reference, is me reliving my 2004-era photography class
I'm not worried, our best minds are on the case
August 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I'm not worried, our best minds are on the case