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Buzzy
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Disappointed slightly.
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Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
How much of an asshole do you have to be, to wear a wide-brimmed hat to a gig?

🤠

Especially if you're tall.
December 3, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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The tunnel will take a decade and total gridlock to finish, just to save a few minutes to the airport.

Meanwhile Courtenay Place would have finished by 2029 and would have been fully transformed for people, public transport and a thriving hospo scene.
NZTA and the minister had refused to share a timeline, but the Herald can reveal the second Mt Victoria Tunnel and SH1 improvements project will take a decade to complete.

www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/wellingto...
Capital's $3.8b tunnel project to won't be finished for ten years
A timeline for the project was previously kept secret, but can now been revealed
www.nzherald.co.nz
December 3, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Give 👏🏻 UNRESTRICTED 👏🏻 dollars.

This goes for when you donate, too - don't restrict a gift to a specific fund. If the non-profit has an option for "wherever it's most needed," choose that. That goes into gen ops which means it pays for the unsexy shit like Keeping the Lights On and Paying the Admin.
The headline I feel like is that all the philanthropic donations from billionaires typically have a shitload of restrictions.

Mackenzie is like “you’re doing work to stop something horrible or to help something good? Cool. Here’s a few hundred million.” and the paper is like “wow… so novel”
Mackenzie Scott’s signature philanthropic style is giving unrestricted gifts—a rarity in the industry. trib.al/DjrurgM
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Rejected by the couch, JD has moved on to fucking tables, confirmed by the NYT
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 AM
www.wsj.com/business/tel...

I really don't want a triple-folding phone screen.

A fold-out *laptop* screen though? Now we're talking.
Samsung’s Next Salvo Against Apple: A Triple-Folding Smartphone
In a first for the U.S. market, Galaxy Z TriFold folds inward twice like a pamphlet.
www.wsj.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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HE’S BACK FUCK
IT’S CHRISTMAS RAT
NOT ENOUGH ENTHUASISM FOR CHRISTMAS RAT
HE’S OVERSTIMULATED
AND HE WILL STARE INTO THE ABYSS
BECAUSE THIS YEAR
WRECKED HIS SHIT
December 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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It me
Me heading to the fridge at 2:17 am to eat shredded cheese straight from the bag
December 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Japan understands the true spirit of Christmas
November 29, 2023 at 2:18 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Nature gave me this photo op yesterday. I guess the universe wants me to starts posting more frequently again. So here’s a fun composition for #Stunday
November 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Everybody was kung fu fighting 👊
Remembering #BruceLee #BOTD in 1940, seen here in his last completed film appearance before his death at the age of 32, in the martial arts film "ENTER THE DRAGON" (1973) dir. Robert Clouse

🎬 Warner Bros.
November 28, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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Startup panel: “pitch is your idea”
Me, produces a stainless steel bowl, punches 24 holes in it: “Advent Colanders”
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Vaccinating boys and girls. It works bitches.
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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American politics ✨
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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octopus.com/careers
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Join us and do the best work of your life
octopus.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore

I feel like we need this
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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A quote from the man who just gave Ray Chung a promotion.
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Waves coming off the basalt columns at Reynisfjara black sand beach. It's amazing that the camera technology is so good now that this was handheld at 1/8th second - the columns are sharp but I was able to capture the movement of the water too.

#CanonR6II #Iceland #Geology
November 23, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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Also the comparison to Australia is disingenuous

In Aussie they have a Mandatory Employer Contribution: By law, employers must contribute a minimum of 12% of an eligible employee's pre-tax income to an approved superannuation fund

That's paid in addition to wages and salaries
#NZPol
Who cut the $1000 Kickstarter? National
Who reduced the minimum contribution to 3%? National
Who reduced the member tax credit from $1040 to $521? National
Who then reduced the same member tax credit from $521 to $260.72? National.

Don't believe National on Kiwisaver.
#nzpol
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Omg stuff realizing they should , you know, check their shit before publishing 3 fucking stories on this guy's 'hard luck'

www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608...
Man who applied for almost 8000 jobs had been in prison in US
In October, Stuff published three stories about Robert Purchase.
www.stuff.co.nz
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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Saw a photo of myself from 30 years ago, barely brushed my teeth, they were gleaming white and straight, fast forwarded to now, they look like long forgotten tombstones in an abandoned Victorian graveyard. Listen to your dentist folks.
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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Was watching this quite casually then got VERY invested
August 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM