Staying home most or all of December is the winning move.

In New Zealand, onion dip is uniformly a tub of sour cream and a packet of Maggi (brand) dried Onion Soup mix.

You know when that immigrants have naturalized when they start accepting it.

Right side up.

LOL no you silly, it's only March

/checks calendar

Well fuck.

Where did all that time go?

But the L is 50. So you're left with 44 if VI is in front of it.

"My dog's got no legs. I call him cigarette"

"Why?"

"Every night I take him out for a drag"

Sure, but I've gone through four (op-shop) teapots in last week because none of them are actually good.

Lid that forms a vacuum seal preventing pouring, too-small holes for loose-leaf, and a handle that slips.

Finding a perfect teapot is hard work.