❤️Brooke Page💜
@brookepagebe.bsky.social
🎶So cry no more, oh my beloved/Go ahead, be proud and finally live/You are the one, a rising star/You guide us far to home yet girt🎶
❤️❤️24 years old She/They Demigirl, Trans, Bisexual💙💛
❤️❤️24 years old She/They Demigirl, Trans, Bisexual💙💛
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looking great, mister president, sir, no president in history has looked better at 175 years old while putting a fake medal on themselves
December 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
looking great, mister president, sir, no president in history has looked better at 175 years old while putting a fake medal on themselves
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god, this is going to be my favorite photo of him unless we get one during an auspicious event. also, the NYT doesn't run this photo for this story unless they smell blood
looking great, mister president, sir, no president in history has looked better at 175 years old while putting a fake medal on themselves
December 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
god, this is going to be my favorite photo of him unless we get one during an auspicious event. also, the NYT doesn't run this photo for this story unless they smell blood
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Status update, the first boss is also named "carvex" so I'm sensing a theme
December 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Status update, the first boss is also named "carvex" so I'm sensing a theme
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So that's why they had to add an NPC to help you find things.
December 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
So that's why they had to add an NPC to help you find things.
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Re-upping for the end of the week. Did you know I'm authorized to live and work in three different anglophone countries? That's *three nations* that have a chance to hire me and win this prize.
Hey, so, I've been fired. Now that I'm unemployed like the other half of Bluesky, if anyone knows of work for a writer, reporter, or nonprofit grants manager, I'd be much obliged. You all know where to find me.
December 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Re-upping for the end of the week. Did you know I'm authorized to live and work in three different anglophone countries? That's *three nations* that have a chance to hire me and win this prize.
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"Brett Kavanaugh had six figures in credit card debt shortly before he was confirmed to the Supreme Court" is one of those things that will live rent-free in my head forever because I quite literally have represented someone in a Chapter 7 bankruptcy over substantially less debt.
December 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
"Brett Kavanaugh had six figures in credit card debt shortly before he was confirmed to the Supreme Court" is one of those things that will live rent-free in my head forever because I quite literally have represented someone in a Chapter 7 bankruptcy over substantially less debt.
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this is genuinely my greatest fear about writing historical fiction. I'll spend a bunch of time researching, do my best, and some fucking chicken expert will be like "chickens are wrong"
This is the best film complaint I’ve ever seen
February 24, 2024 at 1:36 AM
this is genuinely my greatest fear about writing historical fiction. I'll spend a bunch of time researching, do my best, and some fucking chicken expert will be like "chickens are wrong"
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Sabrina Carpenter: Braver and more powerful than Nintendo and Microsoft combined.
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Sabrina Carpenter: Braver and more powerful than Nintendo and Microsoft combined.
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oh god, the Jan 6th pipe bomb guy was a Brony
December 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
oh god, the Jan 6th pipe bomb guy was a Brony
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many people are saying things like this
Reminds me of Brezhnev's final year or so, when he attended the funeral of a general he'd known as a political officer in the Great Patriotic War. He broke down completely by the open casket, sobbing, and the TV news showed it all. Wouldn't have happened if Andropov or somebody hadn't authorized it.
god, this is going to be my favorite photo of him unless we get one during an auspicious event. also, the NYT doesn't run this photo for this story unless they smell blood
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
many people are saying things like this
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One for the history books
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
One for the history books
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wow who was he up against
December 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
wow who was he up against
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yes mable ill gladly do 1k battles
December 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
yes mable ill gladly do 1k battles
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Yoruichi from Bleach
December 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Yoruichi from Bleach
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Looks like Metroid Prime 4 is here! Here's an old drawing of Samus I've done, I plan to draw more of her in the future
December 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Looks like Metroid Prime 4 is here! Here's an old drawing of Samus I've done, I plan to draw more of her in the future
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Girlfail Samus send tweet
February 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Girlfail Samus send tweet
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Is it just me or are they talking about Jews.
The White House's National Security Strategy includes some smatterings of Great Replacement rhetoric, naturally.
www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/u...
www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/u...
December 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Is it just me or are they talking about Jews.
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This position is fundamentally segregationist—civilization is "erased" by the presence of people who do not share the ethnic background of the present majority—something ironically at odds with the history of Europe, which has been profoundly shaped by migration bsky.app/profile/matt...
All this hate for migrants when nothing transforms a culture more than capital. No amount of immigrants will ever change America, the capitol of capital, more than America transforms immigrants into American businesspeople, citizens of money.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/w...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/w...
Trump Administration Says Europe Faces ‘Civilizational Erasure’
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
This position is fundamentally segregationist—civilization is "erased" by the presence of people who do not share the ethnic background of the present majority—something ironically at odds with the history of Europe, which has been profoundly shaped by migration bsky.app/profile/matt...
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Can't sleep so I drew a Gardevoir eating a sandwich
December 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Can't sleep so I drew a Gardevoir eating a sandwich
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Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award
Also Boomers:
Also Boomers:
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award
Also Boomers:
Also Boomers:
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𝘓𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭/𝘣𝘰𝘺.
🔥👓☕️
🔥👓☕️
December 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
𝘓𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭/𝘣𝘰𝘺.
🔥👓☕️
🔥👓☕️
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not me, i hope his ass continues to suffer more with every day and i put this uncharacteristic lack of empathy on my part directly at his swollen, painful feet
It's almost impossible to make me feel sorry for Trump, but the sheer depth of his brokeness, combined with his age, the utter humiliation involved in this farce was making me legit sad.
December 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
not me, i hope his ass continues to suffer more with every day and i put this uncharacteristic lack of empathy on my part directly at his swollen, painful feet
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he is a miserable, cruel bastard who has inflicted misery on everyone around him his entire adult life and i have no shame in admitting that i am incapable and unwilling to extend him even a drop of my empathy. i don’t think ill of people who feel otherwise, though.
December 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
he is a miserable, cruel bastard who has inflicted misery on everyone around him his entire adult life and i have no shame in admitting that i am incapable and unwilling to extend him even a drop of my empathy. i don’t think ill of people who feel otherwise, though.