Brian “Cannonball” Phares
@brianphares.bsky.social
Perfectly Cromulent English Teacher/Writer/Hot Dog/Comedian/Girl Dad
the cat is #Frank. the wife is Adrienne. the kid is Josephine
Signing autographs all over #ROC #FoodBlog
the cat is #Frank. the wife is Adrienne. the kid is Josephine
Signing autographs all over #ROC #FoodBlog
as a woke leftist teacher indoctrinating students into having gender reassignment surgeries while forcing them to hate america, i welcome a fair and balanced alternative viewpoint in public schools
THIS MORNING at the Tennessee Capitol Senator Jack Johnson announced a plan to establish Turning Point USA chapters in every Tennessee high school.
We’re told no release told press about the event, which @marshablackburn , Riley Gaines & more attended
Jack’s post: www.facebook.com/share/1DESPD...
We’re told no release told press about the event, which @marshablackburn , Riley Gaines & more attended
Jack’s post: www.facebook.com/share/1DESPD...
December 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
as a woke leftist teacher indoctrinating students into having gender reassignment surgeries while forcing them to hate america, i welcome a fair and balanced alternative viewpoint in public schools
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This handy flowchart is for any fellow cis people out there who have someone in their lives who come out to them as trans.
December 12, 2025 at 12:27 PM
This handy flowchart is for any fellow cis people out there who have someone in their lives who come out to them as trans.
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so, this right here? this is one of the absolutely most lawless, brazenly unconstitutional impeachable offenses ever committed by any president other than trump in the history of our country.
like, this is an open and shut case. and it's a case which targeted *republicans.*
like, this is an open and shut case. and it's a case which targeted *republicans.*
This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him.
I don’t know how else to say it…
I don’t know how else to say it…
December 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
so, this right here? this is one of the absolutely most lawless, brazenly unconstitutional impeachable offenses ever committed by any president other than trump in the history of our country.
like, this is an open and shut case. and it's a case which targeted *republicans.*
like, this is an open and shut case. and it's a case which targeted *republicans.*
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It's not a question of politics or party. Congress has a constitutional obligation to impeach and to remove a president who commits high crimes and misdemeanors and forsakes his solemn oath.
And there has never been a president who has committed as many impeachable offenses than this one.
And there has never been a president who has committed as many impeachable offenses than this one.
There's a Hill bubble narrative, posing as savvy realism, in treating impeachment as some radioactive poison and so Democrats must squash any talk of it. But there's zero evidence for that. No polls back it up, nor recent history. It's all just pundit-brained conventional wisdom eating its own tail.
December 11, 2025 at 12:07 PM
It's not a question of politics or party. Congress has a constitutional obligation to impeach and to remove a president who commits high crimes and misdemeanors and forsakes his solemn oath.
And there has never been a president who has committed as many impeachable offenses than this one.
And there has never been a president who has committed as many impeachable offenses than this one.
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This rambling grievance matches up well with the theory that his information diet is mainly Newsmax and AI-generated content cooked up to keep him as happy as possible.
In bizarre, self-pitying tirade, unraveling Trump admits his polling is actually pretty bad and not at record highs, as he keeps claiming
December 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
This rambling grievance matches up well with the theory that his information diet is mainly Newsmax and AI-generated content cooked up to keep him as happy as possible.
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One of the most blatantly authoritarian threats in a Trump term full of them
December 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
One of the most blatantly authoritarian threats in a Trump term full of them
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some say "AI is here to stay and there's nothing you can do about it so you might as well get on board" and I hear "those bank robbers robbed the bank and right now they're sitting in their house surrounded by bags of money and there's nothing you can do about it so you might as well get on board"
December 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
some say "AI is here to stay and there's nothing you can do about it so you might as well get on board" and I hear "those bank robbers robbed the bank and right now they're sitting in their house surrounded by bags of money and there's nothing you can do about it so you might as well get on board"
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Liberals are constantly trying to indoctrinate our young people. You can see the proof in this colorful PragerU video presented by the Young America's Foundation at a Turning Point USA school club meeting.
December 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Liberals are constantly trying to indoctrinate our young people. You can see the proof in this colorful PragerU video presented by the Young America's Foundation at a Turning Point USA school club meeting.
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This is the first time in my life I've ever had a car that I can heat up from my phone in the winter and IT'S THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER BEEN INVENTED
December 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
This is the first time in my life I've ever had a car that I can heat up from my phone in the winter and IT'S THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER BEEN INVENTED
we do the best war crimes, the biggest international incidents, all the other countries say it, they say we are simply the most criminal administration ever. they come to me with tears in their eyes, countries that have never cried before, and they say mr trump how can one man be so cruel and evil
Trump: "It's been an interesting day from the standpoint of news. As you probably know, we've just seized a tanker on the coast of Venezuela. Largest one ever seized actually. And other things are happening."
December 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
we do the best war crimes, the biggest international incidents, all the other countries say it, they say we are simply the most criminal administration ever. they come to me with tears in their eyes, countries that have never cried before, and they say mr trump how can one man be so cruel and evil
it doesn't matter if it's "all but certain to fail," democrats should be filing articles of impeachment against this entire administration every single day. force republicans to vote on the record that they support the corruption, grifting, lying, and malevolence coming out of the white house.
Representative Haley Stevens of Michigan, a Democrat running for Senate, filed articles of impeachment on Wednesday against Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Democratic leaders haven’t backed the move, and it’s all but certain to fail.
House Democrat Seeks to Impeach RFK Jr. for Undercutting Public Health
The move by Representative Haley Stevens, a Michigan Democrat who is running for Senate, does not have the support of her party’s leaders and is all but certain to fail.
nyti.ms
December 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
it doesn't matter if it's "all but certain to fail," democrats should be filing articles of impeachment against this entire administration every single day. force republicans to vote on the record that they support the corruption, grifting, lying, and malevolence coming out of the white house.
immigrants are somehow lazy freeloaders, coming here for free welfare, but also at the same time taking all of our jobs and buying up property left and right
Secretary Scott Turner: "We need to continue to deport illegals that are taking houses from the American people"
December 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
immigrants are somehow lazy freeloaders, coming here for free welfare, but also at the same time taking all of our jobs and buying up property left and right
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immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
Stephen Miller: "If you subtract immigration out of test scores, all of the sudden our test scores skyrocket"
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
just a friendly reminder that, according to republicans, forgiving or reducing student loan debt is tyrannical government overreach, but sending billions of dollars to argentina is fine 🤷🏼♂️
The Trump administration reached an agreement with seven states to resolve a lawsuit challenging the legality of former president Joe Biden’s student loan repayment plan, which could leave millions of borrowers scrambling to find another option.
Trump administration strikes deal to end Biden’s student loan repayment plan
A settlement between the Trump administration and seven states could soon end the Save program that lowered payments and offered quicker loan cancellation.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
just a friendly reminder that, according to republicans, forgiving or reducing student loan debt is tyrannical government overreach, but sending billions of dollars to argentina is fine 🤷🏼♂️
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Donald Trump, Jr.’s net worth has increased six-fold since his father was reelected.
Eric Trump has gotten ten times richer over the same time period.
Funny how that works, huh?
Eric Trump has gotten ten times richer over the same time period.
Funny how that works, huh?
December 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Donald Trump, Jr.’s net worth has increased six-fold since his father was reelected.
Eric Trump has gotten ten times richer over the same time period.
Funny how that works, huh?
Eric Trump has gotten ten times richer over the same time period.
Funny how that works, huh?
every reporter needs to be quoting this response back to him and demanding to know how this situation is any different from what he’s been consistently accusing Biden of doing with this pardons
POLITICO: You pardoned the former president of Honduras even though he was convicted in a massive intl drug trafficking scheme. How is that 0 tolerance on drug trafficking?
TRUMP: Well I don't know him and I know very little about him other than people said it was like an Obama-Biden type set up
TRUMP: Well I don't know him and I know very little about him other than people said it was like an Obama-Biden type set up
December 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
every reporter needs to be quoting this response back to him and demanding to know how this situation is any different from what he’s been consistently accusing Biden of doing with this pardons
"I cannot imagine" is a great tagline for ChatGPT
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
"I cannot imagine" is a great tagline for ChatGPT
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In 2016, Pete Hegseth said troops “won’t follow unlawful orders.”
In 2024, Pam Bondi said, “Military officers are required not to carry out unlawful orders.”
Now, they're singing a different tune to grovel to Donald Trump.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/08/u...
In 2024, Pam Bondi said, “Military officers are required not to carry out unlawful orders.”
Now, they're singing a different tune to grovel to Donald Trump.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/08/u...
December 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
In 2016, Pete Hegseth said troops “won’t follow unlawful orders.”
In 2024, Pam Bondi said, “Military officers are required not to carry out unlawful orders.”
Now, they're singing a different tune to grovel to Donald Trump.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/08/u...
In 2024, Pam Bondi said, “Military officers are required not to carry out unlawful orders.”
Now, they're singing a different tune to grovel to Donald Trump.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/08/u...
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December 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Trump says Lisa Cook is unfit to be a Fed governor because she claimed two different properties as her primary residence on her mortgage applications. (Cook denies this.)
Trump did the exact same thing on mortgage applications submitted a mere 7 weeks apart.
www.propublica.org/article/trum...
Trump did the exact same thing on mortgage applications submitted a mere 7 weeks apart.
www.propublica.org/article/trum...
December 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Trump says Lisa Cook is unfit to be a Fed governor because she claimed two different properties as her primary residence on her mortgage applications. (Cook denies this.)
Trump did the exact same thing on mortgage applications submitted a mere 7 weeks apart.
www.propublica.org/article/trum...
Trump did the exact same thing on mortgage applications submitted a mere 7 weeks apart.
www.propublica.org/article/trum...
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part of it is that they hate women, part of it is that they hate her specifically because they think she should want to fuck them, part of it is that all this shit is for the benefit of like 10K people on twitter who've all been legally prohibited from having unsupervised time with their children
I don't really know what the administration hopes to gain by picking fights with the most well-liked pop artists in the United States. You're just generating backlash for no discernible reason outside of owning the libs.
Sabrina Carpenter ratioed the White House after it used her song in an ICE video.
The WH deleted the post…but now it’s back with a new ICE video, this time using an altered clip from Carpenter’s SNL monologue.
The WH deleted the post…but now it’s back with a new ICE video, this time using an altered clip from Carpenter’s SNL monologue.
December 6, 2025 at 3:37 AM
part of it is that they hate women, part of it is that they hate her specifically because they think she should want to fuck them, part of it is that all this shit is for the benefit of like 10K people on twitter who've all been legally prohibited from having unsupervised time with their children
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All I really want out of politics is a Democratic Party with the same energy as Stevie Nicks singing Silver Springs live in 1997 obliterating Lindsey Buckingham's soul.
December 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
All I really want out of politics is a Democratic Party with the same energy as Stevie Nicks singing Silver Springs live in 1997 obliterating Lindsey Buckingham's soul.
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Were the book sales worth it @jaketapper.bsky.social?
You really are an insufferable sellout.
You really are an insufferable sellout.
Biden never slept through meetings but Jake Tapper wrote a whole book about how he was too old.
December 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Were the book sales worth it @jaketapper.bsky.social?
You really are an insufferable sellout.
You really are an insufferable sellout.