Brian “Cannonball” Phares
@brianphares.bsky.social
Perfectly Cromulent English Teacher/Writer/Hot Dog/Comedian/Girl Dad
the cat is #Frank. the wife is Adrienne. the kid is Josephine
Signing autographs all over #ROC #FoodBlog
the cat is #Frank. the wife is Adrienne. the kid is Josephine
Signing autographs all over #ROC #FoodBlog
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This is the first time in my life I've ever had a car that I can heat up from my phone in the winter and IT'S THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER BEEN INVENTED
December 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
This is the first time in my life I've ever had a car that I can heat up from my phone in the winter and IT'S THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER BEEN INVENTED
we do the best war crimes, the biggest international incidents, all the other countries say it, they say we are simply the most criminal administration ever. they come to me with tears in their eyes, countries that have never cried before, and they say mr trump how can one man be so cruel and evil
Trump: "It's been an interesting day from the standpoint of news. As you probably know, we've just seized a tanker on the coast of Venezuela. Largest one ever seized actually. And other things are happening."
December 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
we do the best war crimes, the biggest international incidents, all the other countries say it, they say we are simply the most criminal administration ever. they come to me with tears in their eyes, countries that have never cried before, and they say mr trump how can one man be so cruel and evil
it doesn't matter if it's "all but certain to fail," democrats should be filing articles of impeachment against this entire administration every single day. force republicans to vote on the record that they support the corruption, grifting, lying, and malevolence coming out of the white house.
Representative Haley Stevens of Michigan, a Democrat running for Senate, filed articles of impeachment on Wednesday against Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Democratic leaders haven’t backed the move, and it’s all but certain to fail.
House Democrat Seeks to Impeach RFK Jr. for Undercutting Public Health
The move by Representative Haley Stevens, a Michigan Democrat who is running for Senate, does not have the support of her party’s leaders and is all but certain to fail.
nyti.ms
December 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
it doesn't matter if it's "all but certain to fail," democrats should be filing articles of impeachment against this entire administration every single day. force republicans to vote on the record that they support the corruption, grifting, lying, and malevolence coming out of the white house.
immigrants are somehow lazy freeloaders, coming here for free welfare, but also at the same time taking all of our jobs and buying up property left and right
Secretary Scott Turner: "We need to continue to deport illegals that are taking houses from the American people"
December 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
immigrants are somehow lazy freeloaders, coming here for free welfare, but also at the same time taking all of our jobs and buying up property left and right
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immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
Stephen Miller: "If you subtract immigration out of test scores, all of the sudden our test scores skyrocket"
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
just a friendly reminder that, according to republicans, forgiving or reducing student loan debt is tyrannical government overreach, but sending billions of dollars to argentina is fine 🤷🏼♂️
The Trump administration reached an agreement with seven states to resolve a lawsuit challenging the legality of former president Joe Biden’s student loan repayment plan, which could leave millions of borrowers scrambling to find another option.
Trump administration strikes deal to end Biden’s student loan repayment plan
A settlement between the Trump administration and seven states could soon end the Save program that lowered payments and offered quicker loan cancellation.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
just a friendly reminder that, according to republicans, forgiving or reducing student loan debt is tyrannical government overreach, but sending billions of dollars to argentina is fine 🤷🏼♂️
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Donald Trump, Jr.’s net worth has increased six-fold since his father was reelected.
Eric Trump has gotten ten times richer over the same time period.
Funny how that works, huh?
Eric Trump has gotten ten times richer over the same time period.
Funny how that works, huh?
December 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Donald Trump, Jr.’s net worth has increased six-fold since his father was reelected.
Eric Trump has gotten ten times richer over the same time period.
Funny how that works, huh?
Eric Trump has gotten ten times richer over the same time period.
Funny how that works, huh?
every reporter needs to be quoting this response back to him and demanding to know how this situation is any different from what he’s been consistently accusing Biden of doing with this pardons
POLITICO: You pardoned the former president of Honduras even though he was convicted in a massive intl drug trafficking scheme. How is that 0 tolerance on drug trafficking?
TRUMP: Well I don't know him and I know very little about him other than people said it was like an Obama-Biden type set up
TRUMP: Well I don't know him and I know very little about him other than people said it was like an Obama-Biden type set up
December 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
every reporter needs to be quoting this response back to him and demanding to know how this situation is any different from what he’s been consistently accusing Biden of doing with this pardons
"I cannot imagine" is a great tagline for ChatGPT
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
"I cannot imagine" is a great tagline for ChatGPT
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In 2016, Pete Hegseth said troops “won’t follow unlawful orders.”
In 2024, Pam Bondi said, “Military officers are required not to carry out unlawful orders.”
Now, they're singing a different tune to grovel to Donald Trump.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/08/u...
In 2024, Pam Bondi said, “Military officers are required not to carry out unlawful orders.”
Now, they're singing a different tune to grovel to Donald Trump.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/08/u...
December 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
In 2016, Pete Hegseth said troops “won’t follow unlawful orders.”
In 2024, Pam Bondi said, “Military officers are required not to carry out unlawful orders.”
Now, they're singing a different tune to grovel to Donald Trump.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/08/u...
In 2024, Pam Bondi said, “Military officers are required not to carry out unlawful orders.”
Now, they're singing a different tune to grovel to Donald Trump.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/08/u...
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December 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Trump says Lisa Cook is unfit to be a Fed governor because she claimed two different properties as her primary residence on her mortgage applications. (Cook denies this.)
Trump did the exact same thing on mortgage applications submitted a mere 7 weeks apart.
www.propublica.org/article/trum...
Trump did the exact same thing on mortgage applications submitted a mere 7 weeks apart.
www.propublica.org/article/trum...
December 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Trump says Lisa Cook is unfit to be a Fed governor because she claimed two different properties as her primary residence on her mortgage applications. (Cook denies this.)
Trump did the exact same thing on mortgage applications submitted a mere 7 weeks apart.
www.propublica.org/article/trum...
Trump did the exact same thing on mortgage applications submitted a mere 7 weeks apart.
www.propublica.org/article/trum...
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part of it is that they hate women, part of it is that they hate her specifically because they think she should want to fuck them, part of it is that all this shit is for the benefit of like 10K people on twitter who've all been legally prohibited from having unsupervised time with their children
I don't really know what the administration hopes to gain by picking fights with the most well-liked pop artists in the United States. You're just generating backlash for no discernible reason outside of owning the libs.
Sabrina Carpenter ratioed the White House after it used her song in an ICE video.
The WH deleted the post…but now it’s back with a new ICE video, this time using an altered clip from Carpenter’s SNL monologue.
The WH deleted the post…but now it’s back with a new ICE video, this time using an altered clip from Carpenter’s SNL monologue.
December 6, 2025 at 3:37 AM
part of it is that they hate women, part of it is that they hate her specifically because they think she should want to fuck them, part of it is that all this shit is for the benefit of like 10K people on twitter who've all been legally prohibited from having unsupervised time with their children
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All I really want out of politics is a Democratic Party with the same energy as Stevie Nicks singing Silver Springs live in 1997 obliterating Lindsey Buckingham's soul.
December 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
All I really want out of politics is a Democratic Party with the same energy as Stevie Nicks singing Silver Springs live in 1997 obliterating Lindsey Buckingham's soul.
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Were the book sales worth it @jaketapper.bsky.social?
You really are an insufferable sellout.
You really are an insufferable sellout.
Biden never slept through meetings but Jake Tapper wrote a whole book about how he was too old.
December 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Were the book sales worth it @jaketapper.bsky.social?
You really are an insufferable sellout.
You really are an insufferable sellout.
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The Roberts Six have thoroughly politicized the Court and turned it into a reliable arm of the RNC.
Democrats should have no reservations about calling them out for it, demanding resignations from these bought-off hacks and running on a promise to enact sweeping reforms.
Democrats should have no reservations about calling them out for it, demanding resignations from these bought-off hacks and running on a promise to enact sweeping reforms.
Democrats need to lay the groundwork for reform by attacking the villains on the Supreme Court - loudly, angrily, personally, relentlessly. And they should start now.
paulwaldman.substack.com/p/democrats-...
paulwaldman.substack.com/p/democrats-...
Democrats Need to Treat the Supreme Court Like the Villain It Is
The Court is out of control, and we'll never see reform unless we build the case for it. Starting now.
paulwaldman.substack.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The Roberts Six have thoroughly politicized the Court and turned it into a reliable arm of the RNC.
Democrats should have no reservations about calling them out for it, demanding resignations from these bought-off hacks and running on a promise to enact sweeping reforms.
Democrats should have no reservations about calling them out for it, demanding resignations from these bought-off hacks and running on a promise to enact sweeping reforms.
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This is a million times worse than anything Hunter Biden was accused of doing in even the most fevered right-wing conspiracy dream
UPDATE: Trump Jr.-backed startup receives $620 million Pentagon loan
In October, Popular Information reported that the Pentagon awarded a contract to Unusual Machines, an obscure drone company that President Trump’s son, Donald Trump Jr., joined as an advisor in Novemb...
popular.info
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This is a million times worse than anything Hunter Biden was accused of doing in even the most fevered right-wing conspiracy dream
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Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
breaking news pentagon’s top watchdog fired for being a woke biden activist who hates america
Breaking news: The Pentagon’s top watchdog found that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth violated security protocols meant to protect U.S. troops by using a personal device to share sensitive operational details on the messaging app Signal.
Watchdog finds Hegseth violated Pentagon protocol in ‘Signalgate’ affair
The Defense Department inspector general finds Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth violated Pentagon protocol in use of Signal to share highly sensitive U.S. attack plans, according to officials who have s...
wapo.st
December 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
breaking news pentagon’s top watchdog fired for being a woke biden activist who hates america
they really think we can't see them, don't they
Bessent at a New York Times event: "I actually don't read the New York Times anymore ... I read this article -- 'President Trump is slowing down. President Trump's mental capacity' -- it is 100% fake. This is why young people are going to TikTok ... we just had a 3 hour cabinet meeting yesterday!"
December 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
they really think we can't see them, don't they
calling it now: a reporter will ask him about this in the next 48 hours and he'll have no fucking clue what they're talking about
Trump announces a pardon of Henry Cuellar: "I am hereby announcing my full and unconditional PARDON of beloved Texas Congressman Henry Cuellar, and Imelda. Henry, I don’t know you, but you can sleep well tonight — Your nightmare is finally over!"
December 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
calling it now: a reporter will ask him about this in the next 48 hours and he'll have no fucking clue what they're talking about
I'm so glad there's not a clear double standard with media reporting in this country where trump gets a free pass on behavior that other presidents would've been crucified for. that'd be frankly catastrophic for democracy.
December 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I'm so glad there's not a clear double standard with media reporting in this country where trump gets a free pass on behavior that other presidents would've been crucified for. that'd be frankly catastrophic for democracy.
hey @jaketapper.bsky.social here’s some material for your next book
Trump: "Under Boot Edge Edge - another grossly incompetent. Get on his bicycle, ride to work. What they do is they take the fiber optics & they take fiber, try to hook it into copper. And fiber and copper don't mix. You can't do it...you saw that by the helicopter crash. You saw that into the plane"
December 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
hey @jaketapper.bsky.social here’s some material for your next book