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The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 41m

anyone in Rochester know where I can get a Bills hat (preferably adjustable/unstructured like a New Era 9Twenty or "dad cap") in person this week but that doesn't cost $40? I will be in Florida for the next two games against Florida teams so I must broadcast my Bills Mafia status

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The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 46m

omg the inconsistency between when it will pop up as a half screen or full screen drives me nuts. My coworker managed to help me set up my own workspace to track the tickets I submit, but I tried to customize it to my own needs for project management and gave up

The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 47m

I don't blame her one bit

The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 47m

one hundred million percent

The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 4h

I think they're bigger than the D&C at this point

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The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 5h

Of all the people I've seen leave NY to move south, I only know two couples who went to Texas, one was a move for a job, and they both went to Austin

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The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 5h

an easy promise because fucking nobody is moving from NYC to Texas lmao

Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 7h

They’ve all gone mad.

Texas Governor Greg Abbott: “After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.”

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The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 5h

In case you're wondering how Trader Joe's gets their gluten free coffee cake muffins so moist, the answer is sugar, canola oil, eggs, buttermilk, sour cream, and brown sugar on the ingredient list all before the flour. Relatedly, I had a really bad tummy day today 🥲

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The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 8h

I early voted yesterday and my polling place RAN OUT of stickers so I just had to tell everyone out loud that I early voted instead

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The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 8h

As a millennial I see nothing wrong with that. A cool sticker is a cool sticker.

mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 9h

A multi-day freakout about Mamdani's chances apparently happened because Millennials were waiting to vote until they could get the special Halloween-themed "I voted" stickers

Alyssa Katz @alykatzz.bsky.social · 15h

A detailed analysis of who voted early, and where, from @haidee.bsky.social. www.thecity.nyc/2025/11/02/e...

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Eyes on the Right @eyesontheright.bsky.social · 10h

Fry telling Bender (who looks incredibly beaten up), "You've been drinking too much, or too little. I forget how it works with you."

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The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 22h

common misunderstanding, he means dosing quantities of ivermectin meant for a horse will cause cancer

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The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 23h

I am too lazy to search myself but I bet all the people involved in this saga had opinions on Biden's prostate cancer diagnosis

Tom Turkey [redacted] DO 🦃 @tom.medsky.social · 1d

Even Scott Adams could figure out that Makis is a quack.

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The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 1d

Good for you for recognizing that, at least! I work with anything from acrylic to alpaca but inevitably people only take note with the nice yarn, lol. My current one is with merino/cotton that's $20/skein and I did get some on sale but I'm currently at $155 just in materials cost, no labor

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The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 1d

when you're knitting in public and someone goes "I'll take a sweater, please!"

Stefon Snl GIF

ALT: Stefon Snl GIF

media.tenor.com

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The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 1d

undetermined so far lol

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The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 1d

omg Queens not Brooklyn, I am not good with NYC neighborhoods lol

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The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 1d

A garbage plate in Brooklyn isn't gonna be authentic anyway

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The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 1d

Someone I used to work with ABRUPTLY changed her IG handle to her maiden name and deleted every single photo remotely related to her husband

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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 1d

Every $1 donation provides 4 or 5 meals from food banks. Even a donation of $5 right now can feed up to two dozen people. No, we shouldn’t have to do this. But we can.

Eric D. Snider @ericdsnider.bsky.social · 1d

Remember that while food banks welcome donations of food, they prefer $$$$$$$. They have deals with grocery stores and suppliers. You can only buy one dollar's worth of food for one dollar, but they can buy several dollars' worth. So don't, like, buy food to donate it, just give 'em the dough.

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Pope BoniSkeetz of Avignon @tjay56.bsky.social · 1d

Talking to my grandma about the Bills.

Boomba
We got this
Cook is it
Cook, cooks
Delivered
Cook cooking it
Patrick look like he wants to cry

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The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 1d

Just based on the line about super chunky yarn being like asking a vegan to make steak, I need to watch this show

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The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 1d

I hope he runs for governor some day

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The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 1d

AMERICA'S TEAM
AMERICA'S MAYOR
GO BILLS

Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 1d

We didn’t smash any tables. We didn’t eat a garbage plate. But you better believe the Bills got that W today.

Thanks to Gov. Kathy Hochul for bringing the #BillsMafia energy to Astoria today—and to Murphy’s Bar for having us.

Zohran, Gov. Hochul, Jumaane Williams and a fan take a selfie outside the bar.

Zohran, Gov. Hochul and Mark Levine at a table in the bar, watching the game.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 1d

This is insane shit. Cops hate the people of Los Angeles and look for any excuse to injure people.

Mel Buer @melbuer.bsky.social · 1d

Cops going aggro on Sunset near Echo Park in LA after the Dodgers Win. Shooting people with less lethals from point blank range, horses running people and press down. Literally minutes before, fireworks in the street

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