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Brian @brianjrees.bsky.social · 5h

I hope most stadiums can accommodate them!

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Jay Rigdon @jayrigdon.bsky.social · 9h

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

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Brian @brianjrees.bsky.social · 11h

it was probably 60/40 LSU at the game. The whole side I was on was lsu save for the Vandy student section

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 11h

ONE DAY DORE
ANOTHER GAME ANOTHER COACH ANGRY
LET’S WATCH THE MELTING OF MONSIEUR KELLY
AND THOUGH HE MAKES A BILLION DIMES
HE’LL PROBABLY LOSE TWO OTHER TIMES

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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 11h

LSU won’t do away with Scott Woodward or Brian Kelly, but we’re going to get another fucking offseason talking about roster building and how we’re excited about the new offensive staff. Baker will get a HC position somewhere and the DC hire will be botched. Rinse/repeat.

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static klinger @jessespector.com · 12h

get brian kelly a big sparkly sash that says FIRED

Cholingo @cholingo.bsky.social · 12h

Going to get a tiara and blend in with a bachelorette party

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Brian @brianjrees.bsky.social · 12h

having a bad time 👍

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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 13h

He’s the guy who ruins the party.

Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 13h

Brian Kelly has simply ruined the LSU fan experience. It's not that the team stinks, its just thoroughly uninteresting.

Hey, we might even win this thing. But who cares? This team isn't going to do anything of consequence.

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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 1d

white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...

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merritt @merrittk.com · 1d

You're too late, Sonic! My Egg-AI is going to start with shorts and animated things and so forth, but soon it's going to work its way up to full movies!

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Brian @brianjrees.bsky.social · 1d

we’d finally get to see this happen in real life

hammer @drone_jock
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[Lee Corso meekly removing an American flag from the studio desk before shocking his viewers by tossing it over his shoulder and reaching back under the desk to reveal a turban]
Corso: Gimme me that turban! I'm going with the Taliban!
11:04 AM • Sep 4, 2021

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Brian @brianjrees.bsky.social · 1d

yooooooooooo shoutout Baton Rouge

New town every hour @townsusa.bsky.social · 1d

Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Pop: 570,308

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baton_Rouge,_Louisiana

Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=176626140
https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=153752354
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Aaron H. Ellis @aaronhughellis.bsky.social · 1d

Variation on a meme:

God: In my book I invented the Golden Calf as a cautionary tale

Evangelicals: At long last, we have created the Golden Calf from classic novel, The Bible

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Brian @brianjrees.bsky.social · 1d

I’m not entirely sure a fully guaranteed 93 million dollar contract is good for anyone except Curt Cignetti

Nicole Auerbach @nauerbach.com · 1d

Curt Cignetti staying at Indiana isn’t just good for the school.

It’s also a win for college football: www.nbcsports.com/college-foot...

Curt Cignetti staying at Indiana isn't just good for the school. It's also a win for college football.

How many times do we see a coach take a program to new heights only to jump to a job he thinks is bigger and better?

www.nbcsports.com

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Brian @brianjrees.bsky.social · 2d

You know what you have to do to compete: video podcast

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Brian @brianjrees.bsky.social · 2d

Not after he loses to Vanderbilt

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 2d

new lawn sign

yard sign with rainbow color font reading:

IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE -
IF CONVENTIONAL OVEN REHEATING INSTRUCTIONS SAY COOK FOR 17-19 MINUTES IT WILL BE DONE IN 18 MINUTES CONVECTION OVEN INSTRUCTIONS ARE A WILD CARD, HOWEVER

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actioncookBOOk @actioncookbook.com · 2d

All Robot & Computers must shut the hell up. To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To And I Will Never Speak To You. I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk

I am a Divine Being
You are an Object.

You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 2d

You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.

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Brian @brianjrees.bsky.social · 2d

I will never talk to the computer and I sure as hell do not want the computer to talk back to me

Tom Warren @tomwarren.co.uk · 2d

This is the future of Windows. Microsoft wants to rewrite Windows to turn computers into AI PCs that you talk to. It's now bringing AI features to all Windows 11 PCs today, in a bid to convince you to talk to your PC and let AI control it. Full details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/799768/...