Brian Does Things Sometimes
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I'm pretty sure I'm a real person.
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No disrespect to Smash Mouth, but my world's on fire and it is not to my liking.
The only thing preventing me from becoming famous is talent and appeal. If I had those, I'd be unstoppable.
May 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The only thing preventing me from becoming famous is talent and appeal. If I had those, I'd be unstoppable.
So APPARENTLY if you keep shouting "It's steam punk summer!" People will eventually expect you to explain what that means.
April 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
So APPARENTLY if you keep shouting "It's steam punk summer!" People will eventually expect you to explain what that means.
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Being nervous all the time is my primary form of cardio
April 13, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Being nervous all the time is my primary form of cardio
Hey guys, don't worry about this whole AI art thing. I asked Chatgpt if it was ethical, and it says it is!
April 13, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Hey guys, don't worry about this whole AI art thing. I asked Chatgpt if it was ethical, and it says it is!
The enemy of my enemy is named Carl.
Fuck you Carl!
Fuck you Carl!
April 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The enemy of my enemy is named Carl.
Fuck you Carl!
Fuck you Carl!
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One nation under gah!
April 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
One nation under gah!
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you: i must get rid of this bath water.
me: okay
you: i must also throw this baby out with it.
me: no, do not do that.
me: okay
you: i must also throw this baby out with it.
me: no, do not do that.
April 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
you: i must get rid of this bath water.
me: okay
you: i must also throw this baby out with it.
me: no, do not do that.
me: okay
you: i must also throw this baby out with it.
me: no, do not do that.
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Doing yoga is healthy and awesome and has many benefits, but it also sucks to know that you wouldn't be an appealing mate for the girl in the Piña Colada song
March 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Doing yoga is healthy and awesome and has many benefits, but it also sucks to know that you wouldn't be an appealing mate for the girl in the Piña Colada song
I want a detective show that takes place in California, where the head detective is super pedantic. It's called Technicali.
March 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I want a detective show that takes place in California, where the head detective is super pedantic. It's called Technicali.
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Writing tip:
The Oxford comma is out:
For dinner I had steak, lentils, and soup.
The Shatner comma is in:
For dinner I, had steak lentils, and, soup.
The Oxford comma is out:
For dinner I had steak, lentils, and soup.
The Shatner comma is in:
For dinner I, had steak lentils, and, soup.
March 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Writing tip:
The Oxford comma is out:
For dinner I had steak, lentils, and soup.
The Shatner comma is in:
For dinner I, had steak lentils, and, soup.
The Oxford comma is out:
For dinner I had steak, lentils, and soup.
The Shatner comma is in:
For dinner I, had steak lentils, and, soup.
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Any chip is a one chip challenge if it's tied to a bear.
March 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Any chip is a one chip challenge if it's tied to a bear.
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Vincent Van Gogh takes a long drag of his cigarette. "My ear? I haven't heard that name in years."
March 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Vincent Van Gogh takes a long drag of his cigarette. "My ear? I haven't heard that name in years."
This isn't the story I fucking wanted, WISHBONE!!!!
March 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
This isn't the story I fucking wanted, WISHBONE!!!!
I wonder when everyone's going to find out I'm just 3 kids in a trench coat.
March 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I wonder when everyone's going to find out I'm just 3 kids in a trench coat.
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The anti fluoride movement and the male loneliness epidemic are connected somehow.
March 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The anti fluoride movement and the male loneliness epidemic are connected somehow.
Saying "that's AI" when I see things I don't like in real life.
March 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Saying "that's AI" when I see things I don't like in real life.
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I'm a poet and I didn't even yet come into awareness of such a fact.
March 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I'm a poet and I didn't even yet come into awareness of such a fact.
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skateboarding is funny because your worst enemies are security guards and little rocks
March 22, 2025 at 12:04 PM
skateboarding is funny because your worst enemies are security guards and little rocks
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me: are you close?
water im trying to boil: no.
water im trying to boil: no.
March 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
me: are you close?
water im trying to boil: no.
water im trying to boil: no.
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kinda fucked up that we just stole the name of starfish's currency and made it a coffee chain of all things
March 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
kinda fucked up that we just stole the name of starfish's currency and made it a coffee chain of all things
No one ever taught me how to dougie, and I think that's the key to most of my problems.
March 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
No one ever taught me how to dougie, and I think that's the key to most of my problems.
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𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘗𝘪𝘦 is my favorite 8-minute-37-second-long song about baked goods.
March 28, 2025 at 8:14 AM
𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘗𝘪𝘦 is my favorite 8-minute-37-second-long song about baked goods.
They've go bases AND balls!?!?! I gotta check this out!
March 28, 2025 at 11:29 AM
They've go bases AND balls!?!?! I gotta check this out!
Is it me? Or is it me?
March 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Is it me? Or is it me?