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Max Leibman
@maxleibman.bsky.social
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You can find me on Mastodon as @[email protected]. https://beige.party/@maxleibman
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Max Leibman @maxleibman.bsky.social · 12d
I have many soup bases in my pantry.

I'm a bouillonaire.
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Max Leibman @maxleibman.bsky.social · 12d
I'm not working so much as cosplaying as professionally competent.
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 13d
Let’s talk about the mastodon in the room.
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Max Leibman @maxleibman.bsky.social · 12d
I've had a rule of thumb with every remote job I've had that I DO NOT add the IT support number to my phone.

Oh, you guys want to be responsible for administering my machine? Then you are responsible for keeping it working. If you brick it, I have no way to call you. YOU figure it out, hotshot.
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Max Leibman @maxleibman.bsky.social · 12d
If you work in corporate IT and you've locked down Device Manager in Windows, if someone's wi-fi stops working at a moment when it would be inconvenient for them to reboot, it's on you if they never do any work for the rest of their career.
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Max Leibman @maxleibman.bsky.social · 12d
In the 1990s, my Nebraska high school's version of supporting girls in STEM was renaming Home Economics to Family & Consumer Science.
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Max Leibman @maxleibman.bsky.social · 13d
Google, always watching me online with their googly eyes.
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Max Leibman @maxleibman.bsky.social · 13d
Thank you for applying. At this time, we will be moving forward with other candidates, but we will definitely keep your resume on file. You know, as a sort of cautionary tale.
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Max Leibman @maxleibman.bsky.social · 13d
"Clean as a whistle?" Do you know how may germs there are in whistles?!
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Max Leibman @maxleibman.bsky.social · 13d
Rome wasn't burned in a day.

Wait. Let me start over.



#WaitLetMeStartOver
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Max Leibman @maxleibman.bsky.social · 13d
Oh, shit—I forgot to be successful!
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Max Leibman @maxleibman.bsky.social · 13d
We'll cross that bridge when we dot those i's.

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Max Leibman @maxleibman.bsky.social · 13d
Prime Day returns on October 7th, and this is the hottest deal yet: save 100% of the price of any item on Amazon BY NOT BUYING IT.

Follow me for more money-saving shopping tips!
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Max Leibman @maxleibman.bsky.social · 14d
Celebrated the (almost) four-year-old's birthday yesterday, and my father-in-law's today.
A colorful “Happy Birthday” banner made of cutout letters hangs across a set of three windows with white blinds. Morning light filters through the slats, casting soft patterns of light and shadow on the walls. The corner of a dark wooden chair is visible at the bottom right of the image.
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Max Leibman @maxleibman.bsky.social · 14d
Three days of colonoscopy prep is a lot like a near-death experience—your entire life* flashes before your eyes†.



* ~ everything you ate recently

† ~ butt
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Max Leibman @maxleibman.bsky.social · 14d
Pumpkin spies lot, eh?

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Max Leibman @maxleibman.bsky.social · 14d
Bluesky has a built-in spelling and grammar check feature. As soon as you push the button, you'll be able to see all of the things that are wrong with what you wrote.

The button is marked "Post."
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Max Leibman @maxleibman.bsky.social · 14d
The CIA recently resumed waterboarding, because an internal review found that their other enhanced interrogation technique, playing iHeart Radio podcast ads, was too inhumane.
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Max Leibman @maxleibman.bsky.social · 14d
Oh, yeah? Well, could someone who was emotionally damaged do THIS?! [posts]
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Max Leibman @maxleibman.bsky.social · 14d
The two biggest misconceptions about Mastodon are that it's hard to understand, and that it isn't hard to understand.
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Max Leibman @maxleibman.bsky.social · 14d
Hide and go seek and ye shall find.

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Max Leibman @maxleibman.bsky.social · 14d
Cybertrucks really do look like dumpsters. Especially when you look through the driver-side window.
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Max Leibman @maxleibman.bsky.social · 15d
I said I have a joke about recursion, but it's really just three trench coats in a trench coat.
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Max Leibman @maxleibman.bsky.social · 16d
Kicking the can down the road and taking names.

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Max Leibman @maxleibman.bsky.social · 16d
Nobody currently pays what "AI" actually costs to run.

Whatever value you imagine that you or any company you know of is getting from ChatGPT, put a dollar value on it.

Now divide that by four, because OpenAI's net losses are three times their revenue.

www.techinasia.com/news/opena...
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