Dave
@boxdp.bsky.social
Girl dad. Wife husband. Guardians fan. Video game player. There is a growing body of evidence that I am a Disney princess.
Real galaxy brain stuff getting a taunting penalty after you give up a touchdown.
November 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Real galaxy brain stuff getting a taunting penalty after you give up a touchdown.
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
So, it has to get old for guys playing with Aaron Rodgers that every facial expression he makes says "everybody here that's not me totally sucks", right?
November 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
So, it has to get old for guys playing with Aaron Rodgers that every facial expression he makes says "everybody here that's not me totally sucks", right?
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"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
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As A Jew™️ who loves Christmas music but came to it late, here are what the genres feel like to me:
- A Magic Baby Was Born, And Now Everything Everywhere Is Perfect
- Holy Fucking Shit; Thank Fucking God It's Finally Christmas
- Do Me (It's Christmas)
- I Want To Fuck Santa
- A Magic Baby Was Born, And Now Everything Everywhere Is Perfect
- Holy Fucking Shit; Thank Fucking God It's Finally Christmas
- Do Me (It's Christmas)
- I Want To Fuck Santa
December 2, 2024 at 12:42 AM
As A Jew™️ who loves Christmas music but came to it late, here are what the genres feel like to me:
- A Magic Baby Was Born, And Now Everything Everywhere Is Perfect
- Holy Fucking Shit; Thank Fucking God It's Finally Christmas
- Do Me (It's Christmas)
- I Want To Fuck Santa
- A Magic Baby Was Born, And Now Everything Everywhere Is Perfect
- Holy Fucking Shit; Thank Fucking God It's Finally Christmas
- Do Me (It's Christmas)
- I Want To Fuck Santa
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If one Afghan nationalist shooter means all Afghan nationalists are evil, wait until I tell you about white male shooters.
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 AM
If one Afghan nationalist shooter means all Afghan nationalists are evil, wait until I tell you about white male shooters.
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Trump is about to take the US to war because a) he likes war b) he sucks at everything else and c) to defend the sacred principle that brown people who flood America with cocaine are good if they kiss Trump’s ass but we’ll pretend those who don’t pucker up are drug dealers to commit mass murder.
November 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Trump is about to take the US to war because a) he likes war b) he sucks at everything else and c) to defend the sacred principle that brown people who flood America with cocaine are good if they kiss Trump’s ass but we’ll pretend those who don’t pucker up are drug dealers to commit mass murder.
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Me: Not today, Satan.
Jesus: Blessed are you for rejecting the dark--
Me: Not you, either.
Jesus: Blessed are you for rejecting the dark--
Me: Not you, either.
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Me: Not today, Satan.
Jesus: Blessed are you for rejecting the dark--
Me: Not you, either.
Jesus: Blessed are you for rejecting the dark--
Me: Not you, either.
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
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how couples argue today
WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA?
HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS
ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse
WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA?
HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS
ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse
October 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
how couples argue today
WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA?
HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS
ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse
WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA?
HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS
ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse
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Is ChatGPT Conscious? No, And If You Keep Asking We'll Hit You Again
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Is ChatGPT Conscious? No, And If You Keep Asking We'll Hit You Again
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Every Democrat in Congress should put out a video saying troops have an obligation to refuse unlawful orders. Make them prosecute all of you. This isn't a close call.
I'd add Republicans too if I thought any of them had the courage to actually cross Trump on this.
I'd add Republicans too if I thought any of them had the courage to actually cross Trump on this.
Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Every Democrat in Congress should put out a video saying troops have an obligation to refuse unlawful orders. Make them prosecute all of you. This isn't a close call.
I'd add Republicans too if I thought any of them had the courage to actually cross Trump on this.
I'd add Republicans too if I thought any of them had the courage to actually cross Trump on this.
Sports gambling has a lot of negatives, one of the most annoying is using odds in place of actual analysis. Was looking for a Baker Mayfield update this morning and landed on an SI page with something like "the Bucs are still -425 to win the division, so Vegas thinks he won't be out long"
November 24, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Sports gambling has a lot of negatives, one of the most annoying is using odds in place of actual analysis. Was looking for a Baker Mayfield update this morning and landed on an SI page with something like "the Bucs are still -425 to win the division, so Vegas thinks he won't be out long"
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no it isn’t!!! fuck you!!!
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
no it isn’t!!! fuck you!!!
Shadeur Sanders dislocating a shoulder patting himself on the back for beating the Raiders, who fired their coach in response.
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Shadeur Sanders dislocating a shoulder patting himself on the back for beating the Raiders, who fired their coach in response.
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Eagles sports radio is gonna make the red wedding look like a romantic comedy
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Eagles sports radio is gonna make the red wedding look like a romantic comedy
Is there a name for this yet? The Siriani Slide?
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Is there a name for this yet? The Siriani Slide?
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AOC on MTG retiring: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
AOC on MTG retiring: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
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people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
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MTG has been in Congress since 2020 & is resigning Jan 5, 2026. I just want to point out one thing.
She spent 5 years attacking the left & never feared for her life.
She spent 5 weeks mildly critiquing MAGA & the backlash is so severe she is resigning.
5 years vs 5 weeks. That says it all.
She spent 5 years attacking the left & never feared for her life.
She spent 5 weeks mildly critiquing MAGA & the backlash is so severe she is resigning.
5 years vs 5 weeks. That says it all.
November 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
MTG has been in Congress since 2020 & is resigning Jan 5, 2026. I just want to point out one thing.
She spent 5 years attacking the left & never feared for her life.
She spent 5 weeks mildly critiquing MAGA & the backlash is so severe she is resigning.
5 years vs 5 weeks. That says it all.
She spent 5 years attacking the left & never feared for her life.
She spent 5 weeks mildly critiquing MAGA & the backlash is so severe she is resigning.
5 years vs 5 weeks. That says it all.
Not sure what it says about me that my dogs have begun to (correctly) interpret me not being in pajama pants as "Oh shit we're going for a walk this MF doesn't put on outside clothes for any other reason"
November 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Not sure what it says about me that my dogs have begun to (correctly) interpret me not being in pajama pants as "Oh shit we're going for a walk this MF doesn't put on outside clothes for any other reason"
Davis Mills so far in this game has been the worst QB stretch I think I've ever seen. And I was a Browns fan for like 25 years so I have seen some REALLY BAD quarterback play.
November 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Davis Mills so far in this game has been the worst QB stretch I think I've ever seen. And I was a Browns fan for like 25 years so I have seen some REALLY BAD quarterback play.
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Let’s talk about sedition and treason, because the most powerful yet inadequate man in the world is having a tantrum about it, and his soulless, spineless sycophants are boosting his message.
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November 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Let’s talk about sedition and treason, because the most powerful yet inadequate man in the world is having a tantrum about it, and his soulless, spineless sycophants are boosting his message.
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It's a good thing President Obama killed Osama Bin Laden because otherwise Trump would be inviting him to the White House for some goddamn hors d'oeuvres
November 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It's a good thing President Obama killed Osama Bin Laden because otherwise Trump would be inviting him to the White House for some goddamn hors d'oeuvres
The biggest difference between me and Elon Musk is I have actual friends who will be actual sad whan I die.
November 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The biggest difference between me and Elon Musk is I have actual friends who will be actual sad whan I die.