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Welp not a conspiracy anymore
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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did you know the Mountain Goats have a new album out today and you can buy it or stream it and dance to it in your living room or while driving or on the subway and it's a whole vibe? well now you know that 30tgrs.ffm.to/ttfafpb
The Mountain Goats - Through This Fire Across from Peter Balkan
Choose your preferred music service
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November 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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hey man, sorry i'm late, i lacked access to positive role models growing up
December 12, 2023 at 9:47 PM
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If I was a lady in a horror movie, I would simply kill my boyfriend/husband for not believing anything I said.
July 20, 2024 at 4:39 PM
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According to legend, if you see a spider on Halloween, it's actually the spirit of a loved one watching over you. So I guess if you see a ghost on Halloween, it's actually a spider. Confusing but good information to have on hand.
September 3, 2023 at 1:18 AM
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there’s something so beautifully American about our democracy’s last line of defense being coronary artery disease
October 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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theyre called the yankees because they like to yankeeach other's penises
October 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Game tonight 🫱🏽‍🫲🏾 The world right now.
September 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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I imagine that it gave Charlie Kirk great pleasure to die as a martyr to the god of death he worshipped. I wish instead he could have died another way: of old age, peacefully, in a country where all his work had come to nothing, and he himself completely forgotten.
September 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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try that on a small clown
September 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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August 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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holy shit
August 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Sicko confession: I have the cilantro soap thing but I think I’m starting to like it
August 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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various shit is happening to me every day
July 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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this is so embarrassing i was flirting with a woman at the park and a large bird picked me up and carried me away
July 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Angel Reese has been playing like an MVP candidate for the last five and a half weeks
Hello Bluesky. What's going on my "guys" and, in some cases, my "gals?"
July 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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You know the Kelloggs founders are looking down at this scandalized that their anti-masturbation wellness corn flakes have been seized by decadent Italian nut butter merchants
BATTLE CREEK, Mich. (AP) - Ferrero Group, maker of Nutella, agrees to buy breakfast cereal maker WK Kellogg for about $3.1 billion.

$KLG
July 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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The ICE camps are concentration camps. They should be called concentration camps.

It is, of course, important to distinguish between concentration camps and death camps, but also, I am not sure we will know when or if we undergo the transition from concentration camps into death camps.
July 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar

2025: ohhh ok
July 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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REMEMBER: All the "Don't use em-dashes" "don't use rule of three" advice because it makes your writing "look like AI" is because they stole actual writers work, and their "predict the next thing" stuff just simulates what WE FUCKING DO. Keep writing well. Use every style and trick you have. Fuck AI.
July 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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The fact that DA:TV came out as good as it did just show how skilled everyone involved was, and honestly they should all get medals of bravery for dealing with the shit EA put them through.
If they had been allowed to cook from day 1, imagine the game that could have been!!
June 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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we need to increase immigration. we have not replaced enough white people yet
June 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving.

There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.

They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
June 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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me: in cheers frasier said his dad was dead but then when sam visited him in seattle he had to explain that he was lying because their relationship was strained but to me the weirder thing is he never mentioned niles to anyone at cheers

the federal soldier being unlawfully quartered in my home: ok
June 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM