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@beagle.bsky.social
a genderqueer monkey that's figured out how to use every single computer program
i will soon be with the binery but for now i'm still they/them
put alt-text on your memes!
portland, oregon
i will soon be with the binery but for now i'm still they/them
put alt-text on your memes!
portland, oregon
Pinned
i'm having wicked dreams
of leaving home for Bree
hear Gandalf's final words
a warning i won't head
won't make that Strider proud
i'm gonna cause a scene
he sees me slip and fall
i know he's gonna scream
"god, what did you do?!
you're a short little fool
and you'll attract the Nazgûl"
of leaving home for Bree
hear Gandalf's final words
a warning i won't head
won't make that Strider proud
i'm gonna cause a scene
he sees me slip and fall
i know he's gonna scream
"god, what did you do?!
you're a short little fool
and you'll attract the Nazgûl"
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I took a walk this morning
December 31, 2024 at 5:34 PM
I took a walk this morning
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H-O-T-T-Ohhh my god it's cold
November 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
H-O-T-T-Ohhh my god it's cold
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je suis très eepy
November 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
je suis très eepy
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![i don't do well in situations
[pic of an opossum riding a goose]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreihtjsmncazmr256sw5amylw7mg563o6ykfv4fx4lrctwl7w32xoly@jpeg)
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statistically a lot of you won’t know about ocellated turkeys, so, here you go
November 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
statistically a lot of you won’t know about ocellated turkeys, so, here you go
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Added a bidet to the bathroom remodel and now I'm over butt jet
November 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Added a bidet to the bathroom remodel and now I'm over butt jet
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November 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
H-O-T-T-Ohhh my god it's cold
November 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
H-O-T-T-Ohhh my god it's cold
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hey sorry for being a huge bitch earlier. i was only acting that way because deep down im a huge bitch
June 13, 2023 at 9:00 PM
hey sorry for being a huge bitch earlier. i was only acting that way because deep down im a huge bitch
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I didn’t want to overreact, and took time to read this. Having done so, I’m adding Northwestern to the list of places I won’t visit or speak. The concessions re: international students and gender-affirming care are not merely symbolic.
Here’s the text of the Northwestern settlement with the DoJ, which includes a $75 million financial component / payoff (cc @profmarkovic.bsky.social):
November 29, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I didn’t want to overreact, and took time to read this. Having done so, I’m adding Northwestern to the list of places I won’t visit or speak. The concessions re: international students and gender-affirming care are not merely symbolic.
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I wrote an article about genital preference and queer solidarity :)
The Existential Horror Of The Feminine Penis | Ela Bambust
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November 29, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I wrote an article about genital preference and queer solidarity :)
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Titanium really is a wonder material in a lot of ways but for, like, zero of the reasons your average sci-fi writer thinks it is, which means it's incredibly (and hilariously) common for them to use Titanium for things that it's bad for and NOT use it for things it IS needed for
November 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Titanium really is a wonder material in a lot of ways but for, like, zero of the reasons your average sci-fi writer thinks it is, which means it's incredibly (and hilariously) common for them to use Titanium for things that it's bad for and NOT use it for things it IS needed for
oh, sorry i can't, i'm eating a box of nails tomorrow
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:22 PM
oh, sorry i can't, i'm eating a box of nails tomorrow
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Sharing again for the daytime folks.
Folks with Diabetes!
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Check your sensor serial numbers at freestylecheck.com
There is an urgent recall on some FreeStyle Libre 3 and FreeStyle Libre 3 Plus sensors because they are showing false low glucose readings.
Check your sensor serial numbers at freestylecheck.com
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November 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Sharing again for the daytime folks.
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We have them surrounded, so act like it.
New Yorkers BLOCK ICE from leaving their parking garage ahead of a flopped mass raid attempt on Canal Street
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
We have them surrounded, so act like it.
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Yesterday was powerful gathering against Apple exploitation and complicity in genocides in Congo & Palestine
I was arrested & facing bogus charges
Vancouver increased its police budget by 40% (!) over past three yrs. Effects are felt daily by targeted communities plus ⬆️ criminalization of dissent
I was arrested & facing bogus charges
Vancouver increased its police budget by 40% (!) over past three yrs. Effects are felt daily by targeted communities plus ⬆️ criminalization of dissent
My friend @harshawalia.bsky.social was arrested and charged, and another protester was brutalized today in Vancouver at a protest targeting Apple for profiting from death and exploitation in its supply chain. The protesters also called out Apple's support of Friends of the IDF.
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Yesterday was powerful gathering against Apple exploitation and complicity in genocides in Congo & Palestine
I was arrested & facing bogus charges
Vancouver increased its police budget by 40% (!) over past three yrs. Effects are felt daily by targeted communities plus ⬆️ criminalization of dissent
I was arrested & facing bogus charges
Vancouver increased its police budget by 40% (!) over past three yrs. Effects are felt daily by targeted communities plus ⬆️ criminalization of dissent
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NYPD officers arriving now.
November 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
NYPD officers arriving now.
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Grandma said one time some of their knives were older than they were. I believe it
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Grandma said one time some of their knives were older than they were. I believe it
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I started requesting audiobooks from the library while I read along to the hard copy I bought…
Yes exactly! Don't feel bad like you're not supporting authors if you use the library. You totally are & we're grateful!
Ooh, I feel that. But! The more that we use our libraries, the better funded they become, and they *do* pay for their books (including e-books!), so the author is still being paid for their work and you're supporting the librarians and excellent people who work right there in your community <3
November 29, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I started requesting audiobooks from the library while I read along to the hard copy I bought…
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I strongly believe the only reason drag story hours were not riddled with bullets is because counter protestors (leftists) showed up strapped in response to anti trans folks showing up with AR-15s
November 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I strongly believe the only reason drag story hours were not riddled with bullets is because counter protestors (leftists) showed up strapped in response to anti trans folks showing up with AR-15s
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YALL BETTER NOT BE BUYING SHIT!!
November 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
YALL BETTER NOT BE BUYING SHIT!!
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gonna need a bigger Hague
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
gonna need a bigger Hague