🍂 beagle 🥧
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a genderqueer monkey that's figured out how to use every single computer program i am without the binery, they/them put alt-text on your memes! portland, oregon
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beagle.bsky.social
i saw the most cromulent minds of my generation destroyed by police violence, starving, cold, dragged through liberal streets at dawn, while craptacular tech bros embiggened hollow eyed dynamos, sat smoking in the supernatural darkness of VR, contemplating generative saxamaphones
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nelloshots.bsky.social
I find it extremely powerful that in a time of immense transphobia everywhere, more people are coming out as trans than ever before.

the goal of transphobes is to erase us from reality and even as they appear to be winning in this moment they’re only ever pushing back the tide.
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pizzalawyer420.bsky.social
Rainy day means less patience for pictures and more demand for TREATS
Macready and Cowboy, cowboy in his rain gear cause he won't go out in the wet without it Macready and Cowboy begging for treats
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beagle.bsky.social
the only arnold performance that's made me cry, that's for sure

like... i'll always have a place in my heart for bean-dad (hear me out), for introducing me to it on that podcast about war movies with those greatest-generation guys

shame that he had to be an asshole to his child daughter on camera
beagle.bsky.social
conan has no right to be as good as it is
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beagle.bsky.social
conan the barbarian has one of my favorite lines in all of cinema.

can you guess it based on the preview?
beagle.bsky.social
is there anyone other than luigi? 😭
katelynburns.com
name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
beagle.bsky.social
we'd get there early and play the linux tron game until the bell

he gave us root access to every other student's pc. he didn't tell us not to use it, but he would drop you a letter grade *if* you caused a problem, and he could prove it was you

lot of cd drives opening mysteriously during labs :)
beagle.bsky.social
he was the best, he spent about half of every gossiping about the school administration or how to manipulate resumes

i took a redhat class with him, and he was learning php with us, about 1 week ahead in the curriculum
beagle.bsky.social
i like what katie is saying

in highschool i had a teacher who taught me the phrases "learned helplessness" and "learn by doing"

in a web design class, he told us "first, try to figure it out, then google it. then ask your neighbor. then the other one. then come find me. i'm already busy helping."
katie.bzky.team
i was talking about it with a friend earlier trying to clarify my thoughts because i often say learned helplessness is a disease which i feel like is a core part of my politics in that to me the human condition is action, growth, and change, so stagnation is self-dehumanization, which is very bad!
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katie.bzky.team
i was talking about it with a friend earlier trying to clarify my thoughts because i often say learned helplessness is a disease which i feel like is a core part of my politics in that to me the human condition is action, growth, and change, so stagnation is self-dehumanization, which is very bad!
beagle.bsky.social
great! thank you! i'll definitely check it out
beagle.bsky.social
my first gf told me mine looked like an anteater 😑
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beagle.bsky.social
hot take, star wars had good special effects for 1977

just a random frame
x wing flying over the death star
beagle.bsky.social
omgosh thank you i didn't put that together
beagle.bsky.social
are there any queer dating apps other than grindr? or do i just need to start playing m:tg and learning poly lingo?
beagle.bsky.social
i am convinced they had a guy in a spaceship with a huge telephoto lense filming this battle
beagle.bsky.social
hot take, star wars had good special effects for 1977

just a random frame
x wing flying over the death star
beagle.bsky.social
i love that i can see the bookmarks on this now

y'all is gay :3
beagle.bsky.social
when will the dead bird lesbian serendipity distribution system find *me*?