taryn
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lord of the rings megafan, can't read
lord of the rings megafan, can't read
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trying to make chicken noodle soup but all I have is penne and that feels completely wrong
December 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
trying to make chicken noodle soup but all I have is penne and that feels completely wrong
even if everything they say is true about the drugs etc it's like, this logic is just whacked put nonsense. no one's getting back in a bombed pit boat going "ugh, inconvenient! I gotta keep these drugs flowing and this really sets me back!"
Q: What did you see in the second strike?
Cotton: "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat -- loaded with drugs, bound for the United States -- back over, so they could stay in the fight."
Cotton: "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat -- loaded with drugs, bound for the United States -- back over, so they could stay in the fight."
December 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
even if everything they say is true about the drugs etc it's like, this logic is just whacked put nonsense. no one's getting back in a bombed pit boat going "ugh, inconvenient! I gotta keep these drugs flowing and this really sets me back!"
asked my students if they have food allergies so I can buy them some snacks and a kid said cyanide ...yes we are all a little allergic to that
December 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
asked my students if they have food allergies so I can buy them some snacks and a kid said cyanide ...yes we are all a little allergic to that
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oh no I just learned that the age at which SS benefits begin is now .....67
disaster
disaster
we're coming to the end of this life simulator/ financial literacy unit I've been doing with my students (culminating in retirement plans) and a majority of students want to plan their own funerals. I told them that's too dark but they all seem to be so excited by the concept???
December 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
oh no I just learned that the age at which SS benefits begin is now .....67
disaster
disaster
we're coming to the end of this life simulator/ financial literacy unit I've been doing with my students (culminating in retirement plans) and a majority of students want to plan their own funerals. I told them that's too dark but they all seem to be so excited by the concept???
December 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
we're coming to the end of this life simulator/ financial literacy unit I've been doing with my students (culminating in retirement plans) and a majority of students want to plan their own funerals. I told them that's too dark but they all seem to be so excited by the concept???
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When it comes to describing small towns, I get "one stoplight" as a descriptor but "one-horse town"?? Most towns and cities are all zero-horse towns these days
December 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
When it comes to describing small towns, I get "one stoplight" as a descriptor but "one-horse town"?? Most towns and cities are all zero-horse towns these days
saw an antivax comment saying "the tetanus shot isn't important because almost no one gets tetanus" DO YOU KNOW WHY ALMOST NO ONE GETS IT YOU DIP SHIT
December 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
saw an antivax comment saying "the tetanus shot isn't important because almost no one gets tetanus" DO YOU KNOW WHY ALMOST NO ONE GETS IT YOU DIP SHIT
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my four year old invented some words:
Lasterday = a couple or few days ago
Nexterday = a couple or few days in the future
I think he's got something there
Lasterday = a couple or few days ago
Nexterday = a couple or few days in the future
I think he's got something there
December 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
my four year old invented some words:
Lasterday = a couple or few days ago
Nexterday = a couple or few days in the future
I think he's got something there
Lasterday = a couple or few days ago
Nexterday = a couple or few days in the future
I think he's got something there
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an underreported negative effect of short form video's chokehold on us all is in the classroom so many of these kids think this is the perfect opportunity to try out the bits they've been mentally rehearsing like it's call time for a tight 5 when I say "ok folks does anyone have any questions?"
December 3, 2025 at 4:39 AM
an underreported negative effect of short form video's chokehold on us all is in the classroom so many of these kids think this is the perfect opportunity to try out the bits they've been mentally rehearsing like it's call time for a tight 5 when I say "ok folks does anyone have any questions?"
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😭the low beams look like high beams and the high beams look like you on your way to greet Jesus
The lights on these new cars are entirely too bright.
December 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
😭the low beams look like high beams and the high beams look like you on your way to greet Jesus
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Me: trying to sleep at 3am with insomnia
My brain: OH RECTANGLE JUST MEANS RIGHT ANGLE. BITCH ARE YOU SEEING THIS? CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT
Me: I'll wreck your angles in a minute if you don't shut up
My brain: OH RECTANGLE JUST MEANS RIGHT ANGLE. BITCH ARE YOU SEEING THIS? CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT
Me: I'll wreck your angles in a minute if you don't shut up
December 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Me: trying to sleep at 3am with insomnia
My brain: OH RECTANGLE JUST MEANS RIGHT ANGLE. BITCH ARE YOU SEEING THIS? CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT
Me: I'll wreck your angles in a minute if you don't shut up
My brain: OH RECTANGLE JUST MEANS RIGHT ANGLE. BITCH ARE YOU SEEING THIS? CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT
Me: I'll wreck your angles in a minute if you don't shut up
an underreported negative effect of short form video's chokehold on us all is in the classroom so many of these kids think this is the perfect opportunity to try out the bits they've been mentally rehearsing like it's call time for a tight 5 when I say "ok folks does anyone have any questions?"
December 3, 2025 at 4:39 AM
an underreported negative effect of short form video's chokehold on us all is in the classroom so many of these kids think this is the perfect opportunity to try out the bits they've been mentally rehearsing like it's call time for a tight 5 when I say "ok folks does anyone have any questions?"
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#EmotionalSupportSpood
Little perky wavy Naphrys xerophila boy 🧡
Little perky wavy Naphrys xerophila boy 🧡
December 3, 2025 at 4:19 AM
#EmotionalSupportSpood
Little perky wavy Naphrys xerophila boy 🧡
Little perky wavy Naphrys xerophila boy 🧡
my four year old invented some words:
Lasterday = a couple or few days ago
Nexterday = a couple or few days in the future
I think he's got something there
Lasterday = a couple or few days ago
Nexterday = a couple or few days in the future
I think he's got something there
December 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
my four year old invented some words:
Lasterday = a couple or few days ago
Nexterday = a couple or few days in the future
I think he's got something there
Lasterday = a couple or few days ago
Nexterday = a couple or few days in the future
I think he's got something there
I ate too many of the tiny muffins I bought for my after school club and now the daunting task of making dinner is even worse than usual
December 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I ate too many of the tiny muffins I bought for my after school club and now the daunting task of making dinner is even worse than usual
today a kid told me his parents don't care if teachers show pg-13 movies as long as they don't have "schmecks" scenes
December 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
today a kid told me his parents don't care if teachers show pg-13 movies as long as they don't have "schmecks" scenes
microwaving fish at work is such a cliche you'd think no one would have the audacity AND YET
December 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
microwaving fish at work is such a cliche you'd think no one would have the audacity AND YET
i told my students I've had my phone since 2020 and they looked at me like an ancient cleric speaking a forgotten language
December 2, 2025 at 2:20 PM
i told my students I've had my phone since 2020 and they looked at me like an ancient cleric speaking a forgotten language
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Young Hamataliwa helia, the fiercest of Lumps ♥️
Young Hamataliwa helia, the fiercest of Lumps ♥️
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
#EmotionalSupportSpood
Young Hamataliwa helia, the fiercest of Lumps ♥️
Young Hamataliwa helia, the fiercest of Lumps ♥️
oh no my kid just fell asleep (it's 5:30)
December 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
oh no my kid just fell asleep (it's 5:30)
sorry you're all subject to my new hyperfixation anyway did you all know OK Go has a website full of LESSON PLANS for kids to learn STEM concepts through their music videos???
I'm in my OK Go renaissance era. Why did I ever stop listening to this band?? We played some of their videos for my kid and I'm obsessed!
no one:
OK GO in 2050: our new video features one dozen genetically engineered clones of each band member that form a children's choir specifically trained on our entire discography
OK GO in 2050: our new video features one dozen genetically engineered clones of each band member that form a children's choir specifically trained on our entire discography
December 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
sorry you're all subject to my new hyperfixation anyway did you all know OK Go has a website full of LESSON PLANS for kids to learn STEM concepts through their music videos???
i get awful judgy about people's laughs for someone who's a goofy/peewee combo laugher
December 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
i get awful judgy about people's laughs for someone who's a goofy/peewee combo laugher