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Welcome to Bluesky, newbies. If you're following me I hope you love Bugs.
Enjoy a Baby Mantis March 🖤
Enjoy a Baby Mantis March 🖤
Happy as a baby toad snuggled in a shelf fungus hideout 🤎
November 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Happy as a baby toad snuggled in a shelf fungus hideout 🤎
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She shopping for eggs 🥹
(Eupelmid wasp, and her host's eggs. She couldn't decide which ones she wanted. Tyranny of choice)
(Eupelmid wasp, and her host's eggs. She couldn't decide which ones she wanted. Tyranny of choice)
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
She shopping for eggs 🥹
(Eupelmid wasp, and her host's eggs. She couldn't decide which ones she wanted. Tyranny of choice)
(Eupelmid wasp, and her host's eggs. She couldn't decide which ones she wanted. Tyranny of choice)
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Youth pastor voice "you know, there was another politician who was barely holding it together... Today we're gonna watch a classic: X-Men (2000)"
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) made several revealing admissions about the stressful and chaotic nature of his job, according to a recent New York Times report.The Times' Annie Karni wrote in a Wednesday article that Johnson turned what was meant to be an easy interview with a friendly podcast h...
bit.ly
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Youth pastor voice "you know, there was another politician who was barely holding it together... Today we're gonna watch a classic: X-Men (2000)"
The smallest man on the planet and he knows it 🥹
(Mr Attidops cinctipes, the Brown Creeper)
(Mr Attidops cinctipes, the Brown Creeper)
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The smallest man on the planet and he knows it 🥹
(Mr Attidops cinctipes, the Brown Creeper)
(Mr Attidops cinctipes, the Brown Creeper)
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A 2025 story
Can't wait for the documentary: Tinker Tailor Soldier Dumbass
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
A 2025 story
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Stuffing, cranberry sauce, and pumpkin pie are largely reserved for holiday feasts not because they’re “special” but because they’re gross actually, fight me
my take on Food Discourse is that it's always ridiculous but it's also nice to be fighting about dumb internet shit again instead of dealing with Oppressive Despair all the time so please keep posting your bad takes
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Stuffing, cranberry sauce, and pumpkin pie are largely reserved for holiday feasts not because they’re “special” but because they’re gross actually, fight me
She shopping for eggs 🥹
(Eupelmid wasp, and her host's eggs. She couldn't decide which ones she wanted. Tyranny of choice)
(Eupelmid wasp, and her host's eggs. She couldn't decide which ones she wanted. Tyranny of choice)
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
She shopping for eggs 🥹
(Eupelmid wasp, and her host's eggs. She couldn't decide which ones she wanted. Tyranny of choice)
(Eupelmid wasp, and her host's eggs. She couldn't decide which ones she wanted. Tyranny of choice)
I know precisely how many grenades it takes to launch a UNSC marine so they land safely on top of the level in the 2nd campaign mission of Halo:CE, and therefore how many marines I can collect on top of the level
(2 grenades per marine, 7 marines. I've done it. I'm very normal)
(2 grenades per marine, 7 marines. I've done it. I'm very normal)
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I know precisely how many grenades it takes to launch a UNSC marine so they land safely on top of the level in the 2nd campaign mission of Halo:CE, and therefore how many marines I can collect on top of the level
(2 grenades per marine, 7 marines. I've done it. I'm very normal)
(2 grenades per marine, 7 marines. I've done it. I'm very normal)
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Saying "Olivia Nuzzi or Israel/Palestine. Call it." at the Thanksgiving table in the Anton Chigurh voice
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Saying "Olivia Nuzzi or Israel/Palestine. Call it." at the Thanksgiving table in the Anton Chigurh voice
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Did you know there's a 500-million-year-old species that lives in the deep sea called Paleodictyon, but we only know it from trace fossils and marks on the seafloor and have absolutely no idea what the animal is?
It could be a sponge or a foram or a xenophyophore or something totally different.
It could be a sponge or a foram or a xenophyophore or something totally different.
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Did you know there's a 500-million-year-old species that lives in the deep sea called Paleodictyon, but we only know it from trace fossils and marks on the seafloor and have absolutely no idea what the animal is?
It could be a sponge or a foram or a xenophyophore or something totally different.
It could be a sponge or a foram or a xenophyophore or something totally different.
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WASHINGTON (AP) — Two National Guard members have been shot in Washington, D.C., and their condition isn't known, AP source says.
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
WASHINGTON (AP) — Two National Guard members have been shot in Washington, D.C., and their condition isn't known, AP source says.
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I was telling friends about this the other day. I am so fricking close to losing it the next time someone second guesses something I say. It's come from students, staff and faculty this semester and I am just so fricking tired. One was a white guy telling me I was wrong about a DEI issue!
Violent communication includes contradicting, second-guessing, and assuming that a person either doesn't know what they're talking about or don't mean what they say.
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I was telling friends about this the other day. I am so fricking close to losing it the next time someone second guesses something I say. It's come from students, staff and faculty this semester and I am just so fricking tired. One was a white guy telling me I was wrong about a DEI issue!
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May 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Just a child 🥹
#EmotionalSupportSpood
#EmotionalSupportSpood
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Just a child 🥹
#EmotionalSupportSpood
#EmotionalSupportSpood
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Another chonky Conura chalcid, sleeping under a leaf 💛
Such strange, pretty little lumps
Such strange, pretty little lumps
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Another chonky Conura chalcid, sleeping under a leaf 💛
Such strange, pretty little lumps
Such strange, pretty little lumps
Midjourney-ass shoes
As in generated by AI and you gotta ditch them mid-journey because your feet have become one with the Pain Monster
As in generated by AI and you gotta ditch them mid-journey because your feet have become one with the Pain Monster
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Midjourney-ass shoes
As in generated by AI and you gotta ditch them mid-journey because your feet have become one with the Pain Monster
As in generated by AI and you gotta ditch them mid-journey because your feet have become one with the Pain Monster
Another chonky Conura chalcid, sleeping under a leaf 💛
Such strange, pretty little lumps
Such strange, pretty little lumps
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Another chonky Conura chalcid, sleeping under a leaf 💛
Such strange, pretty little lumps
Such strange, pretty little lumps
Just a child 🥹
#EmotionalSupportSpood
#EmotionalSupportSpood
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Just a child 🥹
#EmotionalSupportSpood
#EmotionalSupportSpood
There are only 2 pies for me, French silk chocolate, and key lime. I've learned to make them both from scratch to ensure they are always present for Thanksgiving-adjacent gatherings.
I made 4 French silk pies this past weekend. Very Normal thing to do
I made 4 French silk pies this past weekend. Very Normal thing to do
So my pie take is there are no bad pies, but some pies have to be eaten a certain way:
1. Pecan: Always good
2. Fruit: Must be homemade. Otherwise bad.
3. Pumpkin: Best eaten cold at 7 am standing over a sink before everyone wakes up
1. Pecan: Always good
2. Fruit: Must be homemade. Otherwise bad.
3. Pumpkin: Best eaten cold at 7 am standing over a sink before everyone wakes up
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
There are only 2 pies for me, French silk chocolate, and key lime. I've learned to make them both from scratch to ensure they are always present for Thanksgiving-adjacent gatherings.
I made 4 French silk pies this past weekend. Very Normal thing to do
I made 4 French silk pies this past weekend. Very Normal thing to do
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What are the mitzves of Thanks Giving, a festive meal, to eat the turkey bird, to hear the story of thepilgrim, to watch the football game. And some say to argue with an uncle.
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
What are the mitzves of Thanks Giving, a festive meal, to eat the turkey bird, to hear the story of thepilgrim, to watch the football game. And some say to argue with an uncle.
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Floof Lump 🖤
Short days makes after dark walks, and looking for Hamataliwa grisea in the trees, usually spotted because they like to dangle by a thread under twigs. It's one of my favorite things, still, even though I have hundreds of shots of these spiders over the years.
#EmotionalSupportSpood
Short days makes after dark walks, and looking for Hamataliwa grisea in the trees, usually spotted because they like to dangle by a thread under twigs. It's one of my favorite things, still, even though I have hundreds of shots of these spiders over the years.
#EmotionalSupportSpood
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Floof Lump 🖤
Short days makes after dark walks, and looking for Hamataliwa grisea in the trees, usually spotted because they like to dangle by a thread under twigs. It's one of my favorite things, still, even though I have hundreds of shots of these spiders over the years.
#EmotionalSupportSpood
Short days makes after dark walks, and looking for Hamataliwa grisea in the trees, usually spotted because they like to dangle by a thread under twigs. It's one of my favorite things, still, even though I have hundreds of shots of these spiders over the years.
#EmotionalSupportSpood
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Eupelmid wasps borrowing Hemipteran eggs (a lot of them Hemipteran eggs will be producing Hymenopterans) 👀
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Eupelmid wasps borrowing Hemipteran eggs (a lot of them Hemipteran eggs will be producing Hymenopterans) 👀
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Derpy Green Giant (Lyssomanes viridis) 💚
#EmotionalSupportSpood
#EmotionalSupportSpood
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Derpy Green Giant (Lyssomanes viridis) 💚
#EmotionalSupportSpood
#EmotionalSupportSpood
I literally just looked up my local school district calender to see which days they had off this week and Copilot confidently presented me with last year's calender at the top.
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I literally just looked up my local school district calender to see which days they had off this week and Copilot confidently presented me with last year's calender at the top.