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@bbrkdwn.bsky.social
awesome oh wow like totally freak me out i mean right on
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Christmas Covers By Decade
80’s: new wave band doing a throwback 50’s thing that ends up sounding exactly like Elvis Costello
90’s: RAPPIN’ Around the Christmas Tree
00’s: pop-punk band somehow makes Frosty sexual
10’s: Rudolph gets a Bassnectar drop
20’s: Jimmy Fallon (feat. Pepsi)
80’s: new wave band doing a throwback 50’s thing that ends up sounding exactly like Elvis Costello
90’s: RAPPIN’ Around the Christmas Tree
00’s: pop-punk band somehow makes Frosty sexual
10’s: Rudolph gets a Bassnectar drop
20’s: Jimmy Fallon (feat. Pepsi)
December 24, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Christmas Covers By Decade
80’s: new wave band doing a throwback 50’s thing that ends up sounding exactly like Elvis Costello
90’s: RAPPIN’ Around the Christmas Tree
00’s: pop-punk band somehow makes Frosty sexual
10’s: Rudolph gets a Bassnectar drop
20’s: Jimmy Fallon (feat. Pepsi)
80’s: new wave band doing a throwback 50’s thing that ends up sounding exactly like Elvis Costello
90’s: RAPPIN’ Around the Christmas Tree
00’s: pop-punk band somehow makes Frosty sexual
10’s: Rudolph gets a Bassnectar drop
20’s: Jimmy Fallon (feat. Pepsi)
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"Every single surface of the room is sticky and coated with a fine, white powder."
Are You Baking Cookies with Children or Starring in a Gritty Crime Procedural?
1. Every single surface of the room is sticky and coated with a fine, white powder. 2. You’ve shouted, “Don’t touch that! Bag that up right now! Ba...
buff.ly
December 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
"Every single surface of the room is sticky and coated with a fine, white powder."
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"The sea gave up the dead that were in it, and death and Hades gave up the dead that were in them, and each person was judged according to what they had done."
December 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
"The sea gave up the dead that were in it, and death and Hades gave up the dead that were in them, and each person was judged according to what they had done."
Scrooged
Muppet Christmas Carol
The Green Knight
Anastasia
Gremlins
Christmas Vacation
Muppet Christmas Carol
The Green Knight
Anastasia
Gremlins
Christmas Vacation
December 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Scrooged
Muppet Christmas Carol
The Green Knight
Anastasia
Gremlins
Christmas Vacation
Muppet Christmas Carol
The Green Knight
Anastasia
Gremlins
Christmas Vacation
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He's a man of distinction.
happy for everybody’s lil year-end graphics but nobody is touching the “favorite snacks of 2025” post my uncle just dropped on FB
December 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
He's a man of distinction.
Wait wait wait Netflix is ASLO purchasing HBO max? WOW man.
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Wait wait wait Netflix is ASLO purchasing HBO max? WOW man.
That’s not rain it’s the Pineapple Express. That’s why it’s 55 and deluging right now.
December 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
That’s not rain it’s the Pineapple Express. That’s why it’s 55 and deluging right now.
I also used to do capital D drugs.
December 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I also used to do capital D drugs.
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“When I was small, not much bigger than a pollywog,” said Frog, “my father said to me, “Son, this is a cold, gray day but spring is just around the corner.”
December 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
“When I was small, not much bigger than a pollywog,” said Frog, “my father said to me, “Son, this is a cold, gray day but spring is just around the corner.”
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Jodeci teaches us sometimes you gotta holler at it
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Jodeci teaches us sometimes you gotta holler at it
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he’s only mad because he doesn’t know he has perfect little snowflakes on his sweet little head
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
he’s only mad because he doesn’t know he has perfect little snowflakes on his sweet little head
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I think I would probably care a lot more about the National Security Strategy if we had an administration that actually cared about acting in line with their own stated policies
December 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I think I would probably care a lot more about the National Security Strategy if we had an administration that actually cared about acting in line with their own stated policies
Buddy, I just want the Wylie Coyote movie.
As Netflix confirms plans to buy Warner Bros. for $82.7 billion, the streaming service has said it expects shorter theatrical runs for movies in future "to meet the audience where they are, quicker." https://bit.ly/4iBCFBw
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Buddy, I just want the Wylie Coyote movie.
@milesklee.bsky.social I just found the craziest MEL mention.
December 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
@milesklee.bsky.social I just found the craziest MEL mention.
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This song will forever be in rotation
December 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
This song will forever be in rotation
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Democrats can retaliate against these GOP gerrymanders with new maps in Illinois, Maryland, Oregon, & Virginia.
They could flip 7 GOP seats to make up for this & new GOP maps in Missouri, North Carolina, Ohio, & possibly soon Indiana.
Imposing costs is the only way to deter the GOP from doing this
They could flip 7 GOP seats to make up for this & new GOP maps in Missouri, North Carolina, Ohio, & possibly soon Indiana.
Imposing costs is the only way to deter the GOP from doing this
December 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Democrats can retaliate against these GOP gerrymanders with new maps in Illinois, Maryland, Oregon, & Virginia.
They could flip 7 GOP seats to make up for this & new GOP maps in Missouri, North Carolina, Ohio, & possibly soon Indiana.
Imposing costs is the only way to deter the GOP from doing this
They could flip 7 GOP seats to make up for this & new GOP maps in Missouri, North Carolina, Ohio, & possibly soon Indiana.
Imposing costs is the only way to deter the GOP from doing this
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(Data) This.. cool "S". What are it's origins?
(Me) It's one of earth's most profound mysteries, Data.
(Data, connecting the diagonal lines) Intriguing.
(Me) It's one of earth's most profound mysteries, Data.
(Data, connecting the diagonal lines) Intriguing.
July 6, 2023 at 9:38 AM
(Data) This.. cool "S". What are it's origins?
(Me) It's one of earth's most profound mysteries, Data.
(Data, connecting the diagonal lines) Intriguing.
(Me) It's one of earth's most profound mysteries, Data.
(Data, connecting the diagonal lines) Intriguing.
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The current US Secretary of Education holds a bigger stake in TKO ownership than The Rock and Nick Khan combined, but sure, might not get political.
"I think it'd be awesome" 🙄🤮
Seriously FUCK OFF the both of you. 🤼
Seriously FUCK OFF the both of you. 🤼
December 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The current US Secretary of Education holds a bigger stake in TKO ownership than The Rock and Nick Khan combined, but sure, might not get political.
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As Chair of the Homelessness and Housing Committee I’m committed to working with my colleagues to follow through on the many questions raised by this memo and fully exercise Council’s oversight powers where necessary.
December 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
As Chair of the Homelessness and Housing Committee I’m committed to working with my colleagues to follow through on the many questions raised by this memo and fully exercise Council’s oversight powers where necessary.
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Former Housing Bureau Director Hisserich’s memo raises serious flags about the transparency of administration leadership and the nature of her dismissal. 🧵
Former Housing Director Says She Was Told Not to Disclose Millions in Unspent Funds. A memo Helmi Hisserich sent to city councilors says city administration viewed unspent funds as "a big PR problem."
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Former Housing Director Says She Was Told Not to Disclose Millions in Unspent Funds
The former director of the Portland Housing Bureau says she was ousted for trying to advance City Council’s social housing policy and was unfairly blamed for revenue that went unspent prior to her app...
www.portlandmercury.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Former Housing Bureau Director Hisserich’s memo raises serious flags about the transparency of administration leadership and the nature of her dismissal. 🧵
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"...Newsom has vetoed our menopause bill, not one but two years in a row. But that's OK, because he's not going to be governor forever. And with the way he's overlooked women, half the population, by devaluing us in midlife, he probably should not be our next president either."
youtu.be/603NmGNkfqY
youtu.be/603NmGNkfqY
December 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
"...Newsom has vetoed our menopause bill, not one but two years in a row. But that's OK, because he's not going to be governor forever. And with the way he's overlooked women, half the population, by devaluing us in midlife, he probably should not be our next president either."
youtu.be/603NmGNkfqY
youtu.be/603NmGNkfqY
I'm named after Brenda Lee.
I wish I were kidding.
I wish I were kidding.
December 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I'm named after Brenda Lee.
I wish I were kidding.
I wish I were kidding.