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THE INVENTOR OF BAD NEWS: what if you could be sitting down
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
THE INVENTOR OF BAD NEWS: what if you could be sitting down
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I finally had to block an account that was freaking me out. Please, don’t be a creep to women. Now, I have to hope he’s not a stalker… that’s why I was hesitant to block sooner, making some people upset feels like a risk
Men, If she has expressed that she’s not interested, stop pushing it.
Men, If she has expressed that she’s not interested, stop pushing it.
November 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I finally had to block an account that was freaking me out. Please, don’t be a creep to women. Now, I have to hope he’s not a stalker… that’s why I was hesitant to block sooner, making some people upset feels like a risk
Men, If she has expressed that she’s not interested, stop pushing it.
Men, If she has expressed that she’s not interested, stop pushing it.
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cAn'T wE sToP tHe HoRrOrS oF bAd GoVeRnMeNt
Buddy, we can't even stop daylight savings time and everyone hates it
Buddy, we can't even stop daylight savings time and everyone hates it
November 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
cAn'T wE sToP tHe HoRrOrS oF bAd GoVeRnMeNt
Buddy, we can't even stop daylight savings time and everyone hates it
Buddy, we can't even stop daylight savings time and everyone hates it
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HAPPENING NOW: Portland Police Commander Franz Schoening testifies that federal officers on Oct. 18 barraged protesters with crowd control munitions — not because of any violence but because another federal officer accidentally shot tear gas onto the roof of the ICE facility.
October 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
HAPPENING NOW: Portland Police Commander Franz Schoening testifies that federal officers on Oct. 18 barraged protesters with crowd control munitions — not because of any violence but because another federal officer accidentally shot tear gas onto the roof of the ICE facility.
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I’ve been thinking about how hard the founding fathers cooked with the Third Amendment.
Imagine being forced to house ICE. I can’t imagine they wash their hands. They’ve never done laundry in their lives. They’d break your stuff if you didn’t cut the crusts off their sandwiches.
Imagine being forced to house ICE. I can’t imagine they wash their hands. They’ve never done laundry in their lives. They’d break your stuff if you didn’t cut the crusts off their sandwiches.
October 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I’ve been thinking about how hard the founding fathers cooked with the Third Amendment.
Imagine being forced to house ICE. I can’t imagine they wash their hands. They’ve never done laundry in their lives. They’d break your stuff if you didn’t cut the crusts off their sandwiches.
Imagine being forced to house ICE. I can’t imagine they wash their hands. They’ve never done laundry in their lives. They’d break your stuff if you didn’t cut the crusts off their sandwiches.
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October 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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they should make a hoodie out of weighted blanket material
October 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
they should make a hoodie out of weighted blanket material
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The war zone in Portland is out of control.
October 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
The war zone in Portland is out of control.
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🚨 *Breaking News* Robby Roadsteamer has been detained by ICE Portland after singing Rod Stewart with the Portland Frog! We need your help!
Please support Robby's campaign and lawyer fees at robbyroadsteamer.com link on bio 💙🦒🦒🦒
Please support Robby's campaign and lawyer fees at robbyroadsteamer.com link on bio 💙🦒🦒🦒
October 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
🚨 *Breaking News* Robby Roadsteamer has been detained by ICE Portland after singing Rod Stewart with the Portland Frog! We need your help!
Please support Robby's campaign and lawyer fees at robbyroadsteamer.com link on bio 💙🦒🦒🦒
Please support Robby's campaign and lawyer fees at robbyroadsteamer.com link on bio 💙🦒🦒🦒
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My first thought was “wow I hope this guy didn’t give out his name because he could absolutely be charged” and yup, he is correct to stay anonymous.
This man’s account is shocking. His neighbors’ situation is shocking. The entire Chicago raid is shocking.
This man’s account is shocking. His neighbors’ situation is shocking. The entire Chicago raid is shocking.
October 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
My first thought was “wow I hope this guy didn’t give out his name because he could absolutely be charged” and yup, he is correct to stay anonymous.
This man’s account is shocking. His neighbors’ situation is shocking. The entire Chicago raid is shocking.
This man’s account is shocking. His neighbors’ situation is shocking. The entire Chicago raid is shocking.
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Friendly PSA, so you don't end up feeling awkward: Yom Kippur starts Wednesday evening. You will probably have coworkers unavailable part of Wednesday and on Thursday. Respect their time off. Don't schedule essential meetings.
And don't wish them a "happy" Yom Kippur, it's not that kind of holiday.
And don't wish them a "happy" Yom Kippur, it's not that kind of holiday.
September 29, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Friendly PSA, so you don't end up feeling awkward: Yom Kippur starts Wednesday evening. You will probably have coworkers unavailable part of Wednesday and on Thursday. Respect their time off. Don't schedule essential meetings.
And don't wish them a "happy" Yom Kippur, it's not that kind of holiday.
And don't wish them a "happy" Yom Kippur, it's not that kind of holiday.
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*inventing clam chowder* Hey guys, you know those slugs that live in the rocks on the beach? We should put those in some kind of hot milk soup
September 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
*inventing clam chowder* Hey guys, you know those slugs that live in the rocks on the beach? We should put those in some kind of hot milk soup
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Today my client who is 71 came out to me. She's never told anyone in her whole life. NOT ONE SOUL. She saw a sticker on my water bottle that was LGBTQIA-friendly and asked to talk to me. We hugged and cried and it was actually fucking beautiful, esp during this shitfuck week in this shitfuck world.
September 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Today my client who is 71 came out to me. She's never told anyone in her whole life. NOT ONE SOUL. She saw a sticker on my water bottle that was LGBTQIA-friendly and asked to talk to me. We hugged and cried and it was actually fucking beautiful, esp during this shitfuck week in this shitfuck world.
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RFK Jr does not just reject vaccines. He rejects science and must step down | Bernie Sanders
RFK Jr does not just reject vaccines. He rejects science and must step down | Bernie Sanders
Kennedy is unfit to be our nation’s leading public health official because he rejects the fundamental principles of modern science
www.theguardian.com
September 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
RFK Jr does not just reject vaccines. He rejects science and must step down | Bernie Sanders
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free @dly.bksy.social
September 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
free @dly.bksy.social
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“microwave on 50% for 6 minutes”
slow your roll, Gordon Ramsay. Full power for 3 minutes, it is.
slow your roll, Gordon Ramsay. Full power for 3 minutes, it is.
July 27, 2024 at 5:39 PM
“microwave on 50% for 6 minutes”
slow your roll, Gordon Ramsay. Full power for 3 minutes, it is.
slow your roll, Gordon Ramsay. Full power for 3 minutes, it is.
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I don't cry nearly as much as I probably should.
August 27, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I don't cry nearly as much as I probably should.
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not now son, daddy’s life is falling apart but he wants to tell jokes on the internet
May 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
not now son, daddy’s life is falling apart but he wants to tell jokes on the internet
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When Michael Jordan felt boxed in by his success in basketball he tried baseball. When Gary Brooks became synonymous with country he created Chris Gaines. And when JK Rowling created the most successful kids books of all time she reinvented herself as a petty, weirdo transphobia influencer.
August 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
When Michael Jordan felt boxed in by his success in basketball he tried baseball. When Gary Brooks became synonymous with country he created Chris Gaines. And when JK Rowling created the most successful kids books of all time she reinvented herself as a petty, weirdo transphobia influencer.
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chat is it insensitive and smug to post about how much I love my wife
August 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
chat is it insensitive and smug to post about how much I love my wife
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I don’t know. I’m just trying to buy some stamps.
July 29, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I don’t know. I’m just trying to buy some stamps.