Badmouth
@badmouthmorris.bsky.social
Letter Carrier & Loudmouth.
NALC, Branch #226.
Therapy enthusiast.
Guerilla mechanic.
Dungeons & dragons & delivery tacos.
Motorcycles & mutual aid.
Partly functional, fully vaccinated.
Parade of acronyms:
IWW, AFL-CIO, BFN, CLC, FNB, BLM, DSA, etc.
NALC, Branch #226.
Therapy enthusiast.
Guerilla mechanic.
Dungeons & dragons & delivery tacos.
Motorcycles & mutual aid.
Partly functional, fully vaccinated.
Parade of acronyms:
IWW, AFL-CIO, BFN, CLC, FNB, BLM, DSA, etc.
Pinned
Badmouth
@badmouthmorris.bsky.social
· Jan 28
The highlight of my week is the little old church lady on my block, talking about my station manager:
“Pardon my French, but that little man is a butthole.”
“Pardon my French, but that little man is a butthole.”
Ocean bioscientologists:
“Don’t worry about sharks! Those living embodiments of the hell & wrath the ocean is capable of only ever bite you because they were confused & thought you looked like a seal! Don’t worry about it.”
Sharks:
“I eat once every three months. Everything is a fucking seal.”
“Don’t worry about sharks! Those living embodiments of the hell & wrath the ocean is capable of only ever bite you because they were confused & thought you looked like a seal! Don’t worry about it.”
Sharks:
“I eat once every three months. Everything is a fucking seal.”
May 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Ocean bioscientologists:
“Don’t worry about sharks! Those living embodiments of the hell & wrath the ocean is capable of only ever bite you because they were confused & thought you looked like a seal! Don’t worry about it.”
Sharks:
“I eat once every three months. Everything is a fucking seal.”
“Don’t worry about sharks! Those living embodiments of the hell & wrath the ocean is capable of only ever bite you because they were confused & thought you looked like a seal! Don’t worry about it.”
Sharks:
“I eat once every three months. Everything is a fucking seal.”
I get blinded by rage every time someone tries to paint farmers as salt of the earth toilers.
That’s like asking me to think Ticketmaster is part of the band.
That’s like asking me to think Ticketmaster is part of the band.
May 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I get blinded by rage every time someone tries to paint farmers as salt of the earth toilers.
That’s like asking me to think Ticketmaster is part of the band.
That’s like asking me to think Ticketmaster is part of the band.
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie
Fou14een
Fou14een
May 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie
Fou14een
Fou14een
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listen up fellas
May 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
listen up fellas
I’m not usually one for super hero movies,
But The Batman with Robert Pattinson is really good so far.
Unfortunately it’s 3hrs long.
So I won’t finish if for another week or so.
But The Batman with Robert Pattinson is really good so far.
Unfortunately it’s 3hrs long.
So I won’t finish if for another week or so.
May 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I’m not usually one for super hero movies,
But The Batman with Robert Pattinson is really good so far.
Unfortunately it’s 3hrs long.
So I won’t finish if for another week or so.
But The Batman with Robert Pattinson is really good so far.
Unfortunately it’s 3hrs long.
So I won’t finish if for another week or so.
Anyone excited about AI has never had to call CVS to just to ask how late the pharmacy is open.
Fuck you, #CVS
May you continue to be the first chain to burn in every riot.
Fuck you, #CVS
May you continue to be the first chain to burn in every riot.
May 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Anyone excited about AI has never had to call CVS to just to ask how late the pharmacy is open.
Fuck you, #CVS
May you continue to be the first chain to burn in every riot.
Fuck you, #CVS
May you continue to be the first chain to burn in every riot.
Love muffin tops but don’t know what to do with muffin stubs?
The solution is bread pudding.
You’re welcome.
fantabulosity.com/last-minute-...
The solution is bread pudding.
You’re welcome.
fantabulosity.com/last-minute-...
The BEST Bread Pudding Recipe - Old Fashioned Recipe
This bread pudding recipe is so easy, traditional, and is the custard dessert recipe we all love! Plus, an optional vanilla sauce to drizzle on top!
fantabulosity.com
May 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Love muffin tops but don’t know what to do with muffin stubs?
The solution is bread pudding.
You’re welcome.
fantabulosity.com/last-minute-...
The solution is bread pudding.
You’re welcome.
fantabulosity.com/last-minute-...
🎵 Raw I'mma give it to ya, with no trivia/Raw like cocaine straight from Bolivia 🎵
May 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
🎵 Raw I'mma give it to ya, with no trivia/Raw like cocaine straight from Bolivia 🎵
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
April 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
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the main concern is that with my genetic data the government can make a tiny clone of me that they can torture to get even more of my data
March 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
the main concern is that with my genetic data the government can make a tiny clone of me that they can torture to get even more of my data
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NEW: PublicSquare, a website that lets you search for businesses in your community that explicitly want you to know they endorse Trump/MAGA values, is backfiring as people use it to boycott those businesses. www.huffpost.com/entry/public...
Website For MAGA-Friendly Businesses Backfires As People Use It For Boycotts
Social media posts about PublicSquare have gone viral as Trump critics use it to find companies not to support – the opposite of what the site was set up for.
www.huffpost.com
April 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
NEW: PublicSquare, a website that lets you search for businesses in your community that explicitly want you to know they endorse Trump/MAGA values, is backfiring as people use it to boycott those businesses. www.huffpost.com/entry/public...
The hardest part about making a good call back is figuring out how to be funny in the first place.
April 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The hardest part about making a good call back is figuring out how to be funny in the first place.
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I CANT STAND MALE PATTERN SADNESS
April 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I CANT STAND MALE PATTERN SADNESS
Watch me procrastinate on OnlyPlans.
Watch me clean cookware on OnlyPans.
Watch me talk to Nana on OnlyGrans
April 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Watch me procrastinate on OnlyPlans.
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Kinda insane and shows how afraid the networks are of upsetting this administration that a guy who killed 7 people and wounded 48 with “47” literally tattooed on his face has all but been forgotten like there’s still not a very serious threat emanating from every pore of this pathetic cult
April 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Kinda insane and shows how afraid the networks are of upsetting this administration that a guy who killed 7 people and wounded 48 with “47” literally tattooed on his face has all but been forgotten like there’s still not a very serious threat emanating from every pore of this pathetic cult
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It’s the racism
US officials have interviewed white South Africans seeking refugee status about their troubles with land disputes, crime and perceived racism, while refugees from other countries are being deported or barred from the United States reut.rs/42Jo0N7
US focuses on persecution claims as white South Africans seek resettlement
U.S. officials have interviewed white South Africans seeking refugee status about their troubles with land disputes, crime and perceived racism, while refugees from other countries are being deported or barred from the United States.
reut.rs
April 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
It’s the racism
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i wake up. my smart coffee maker tells me that it's going to rain today and suggests an americano. i get out my Smart Creamer and ask the coffee maker to get brewing. i open my smart paper to see that stocks in Smart Toilets are falling. my tongue idly grazes the smart cyanide capsule on my tooth-
On one hand, the sigh I emitted upon seeing this ad was so deep that my entire soul fled with it, and has passed beyond the circles of the world.
On the other, the tagline “Finally a mug that’s as smart as you are” is such a blistering excoriation of anyone who backs it that maybe it balances out.
On the other, the tagline “Finally a mug that’s as smart as you are” is such a blistering excoriation of anyone who backs it that maybe it balances out.
April 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
i wake up. my smart coffee maker tells me that it's going to rain today and suggests an americano. i get out my Smart Creamer and ask the coffee maker to get brewing. i open my smart paper to see that stocks in Smart Toilets are falling. my tongue idly grazes the smart cyanide capsule on my tooth-
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How I feel I should be treated if I empty the dishwasher without being asked...
a group of people are sitting in front of a statue of a man sitting on a throne .
ALT: a group of people are sitting in front of a statue of a man sitting on a throne .
media.tenor.com
April 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
How I feel I should be treated if I empty the dishwasher without being asked...
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![Two panel meme. Upper panel is a photo of a cube croissant. Lower panel is a frame of Locutus of Borg, with the caption: [in French] *heavy breathing*](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hopmtyvc3dhv62ofiuzii5t7/bafkreic4ocwu3k6vkdnuqx7a4j4brsrmpqcgqqvlr27gfhdtcwvjmits44@jpeg)
I love watching scary movies with other people because I am forced to have the patience to just be present & get spooked like a normal person.
Otherwise I’m watching scary movies at 1.5x speed & using trope, lighting, & musical cues to know when to play it at normal speed.
Otherwise I’m watching scary movies at 1.5x speed & using trope, lighting, & musical cues to know when to play it at normal speed.
April 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I love watching scary movies with other people because I am forced to have the patience to just be present & get spooked like a normal person.
Otherwise I’m watching scary movies at 1.5x speed & using trope, lighting, & musical cues to know when to play it at normal speed.
Otherwise I’m watching scary movies at 1.5x speed & using trope, lighting, & musical cues to know when to play it at normal speed.
Mimosa/brunch gang totally sleeping on the 40.
Ditch the paper bag & put it in a champagne ice bucket & get you a cute glass if you’re feeling too trailer park.
Ditch the paper bag & put it in a champagne ice bucket & get you a cute glass if you’re feeling too trailer park.
April 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Mimosa/brunch gang totally sleeping on the 40.
Ditch the paper bag & put it in a champagne ice bucket & get you a cute glass if you’re feeling too trailer park.
Ditch the paper bag & put it in a champagne ice bucket & get you a cute glass if you’re feeling too trailer park.
Googling: “can you get bird flu from a rotisserie chicken?” about three birds deep.
April 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Googling: “can you get bird flu from a rotisserie chicken?” about three birds deep.