professoraxeman
@axeeugene.bsky.social
Not a real professor, but I used to play one in everyday life.
No, it's not a Cuban, goddamn it. It's Dominican.
Stop the world; I want to get off.
I block all engagement farming accounts, no matter their stripe.
No, it's not a Cuban, goddamn it. It's Dominican.
Stop the world; I want to get off.
I block all engagement farming accounts, no matter their stripe.
Given history I think we all know how this game is going to end, and it will lead to fans in bars all over WI singing "The Bears Still Suck," which just goes to show you what stupid assholes a lot of Packers fans are.
December 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Given history I think we all know how this game is going to end, and it will lead to fans in bars all over WI singing "The Bears Still Suck," which just goes to show you what stupid assholes a lot of Packers fans are.
Moon. I am honored...and grateful...that you have invited me to your...fullness...On the day of your fullness.
I'm gonna leave you now, because I know you are cheesy.
I'm gonna leave you now, because I know you are cheesy.
i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling
December 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Moon. I am honored...and grateful...that you have invited me to your...fullness...On the day of your fullness.
I'm gonna leave you now, because I know you are cheesy.
I'm gonna leave you now, because I know you are cheesy.
I watch a lot of "how-to" carpentry videos on YouTube and I gotta say, there's nothing worse than watching a guy make miter saw cuts and do sanding at 2x speed with no commentary or information track for 10+ minutes.
Yeah, I know how to cut and sand. GIVE ME INFORMATION, OR DELETE YOUR VIDEO.
Yeah, I know how to cut and sand. GIVE ME INFORMATION, OR DELETE YOUR VIDEO.
December 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I watch a lot of "how-to" carpentry videos on YouTube and I gotta say, there's nothing worse than watching a guy make miter saw cuts and do sanding at 2x speed with no commentary or information track for 10+ minutes.
Yeah, I know how to cut and sand. GIVE ME INFORMATION, OR DELETE YOUR VIDEO.
Yeah, I know how to cut and sand. GIVE ME INFORMATION, OR DELETE YOUR VIDEO.
AHEM.
"Journalist"
"Journalist"
December 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
AHEM.
"Journalist"
"Journalist"
I guess I missed when they started putting this shitbag's face on our money.
December 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I guess I missed when they started putting this shitbag's face on our money.
How much will the public "financialize" me to take this person to the center of the Amazon basin and strand them there?
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
How much will the public "financialize" me to take this person to the center of the Amazon basin and strand them there?
This seems a roundabout way to run a municipality.
December 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
This seems a roundabout way to run a municipality.
Fuck this racist asshole, too.
Tom Emmer pushes racist lies on Fox: "80% of the crimes being committed in the Twin Cities and Minnesota are being committed by Somalis"
December 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Fuck this racist asshole, too.
Prove it, grandpa.
Zeldin: "He is willing to take a bullet for all of you tuning in at home ... I'm grateful this holiday season for you"
December 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Prove it, grandpa.
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers https://theonion.com/trump-announces-5000-increase-in-all-numbers/
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers https://theonion.com/trump-announces-5000-increase-in-all-numbers/
Still getting mail for a guy who hasn't owned this house in eighteen years.
December 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Still getting mail for a guy who hasn't owned this house in eighteen years.
Decided to take advantage of the post-shoveling limberness and split down some logs for the sauna. Maybe I'll make time for a sweat today after all!
November 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Decided to take advantage of the post-shoveling limberness and split down some logs for the sauna. Maybe I'll make time for a sweat today after all!
Geoff may be some time.
Gonna start keeping a log like an Arctic adventurer as I try to get from Rogers Park to Logan Square for a friend's birthday party tonight.
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Geoff may be some time.
Were I still a professor, I'd simply refuse to teach such students.
Can't pass the opening reading check quiz? Out of the classroom you go.
Ask an e-mailed question answered by the syllabus or assignment sheet? No reply.
Fail to submit work on time? Zero.
I have no patience for bullshit.
Can't pass the opening reading check quiz? Out of the classroom you go.
Ask an e-mailed question answered by the syllabus or assignment sheet? No reply.
Fail to submit work on time? Zero.
I have no patience for bullshit.
An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Were I still a professor, I'd simply refuse to teach such students.
Can't pass the opening reading check quiz? Out of the classroom you go.
Ask an e-mailed question answered by the syllabus or assignment sheet? No reply.
Fail to submit work on time? Zero.
I have no patience for bullshit.
Can't pass the opening reading check quiz? Out of the classroom you go.
Ask an e-mailed question answered by the syllabus or assignment sheet? No reply.
Fail to submit work on time? Zero.
I have no patience for bullshit.
Watching John Huston's Wise Blood for the first time tonight and Brad Dourif's line, "NOBODY....with a GOOD CAR...needs to be justified." might be my new all-time favorite line in cinema.
November 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Watching John Huston's Wise Blood for the first time tonight and Brad Dourif's line, "NOBODY....with a GOOD CAR...needs to be justified." might be my new all-time favorite line in cinema.
A single example of an 18th C. French invention would achieve the same end.
gonna need a bigger Hague
November 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
A single example of an 18th C. French invention would achieve the same end.
When I was a kid I utterly despised this job, but as an adult I find splitting wood to be enormously cathartic.
November 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
When I was a kid I utterly despised this job, but as an adult I find splitting wood to be enormously cathartic.
First indoor (well-ventilated) cigar of the year.
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
First indoor (well-ventilated) cigar of the year.
I can tell by lookin'
You're not mine, girl.
You're not mine, girl.
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I can tell by lookin'
You're not mine, girl.
You're not mine, girl.
All right.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
All right.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving!
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They should be feeling the pinch of sharp, heavy metal across the back of their necks.
Think billionaires aren’t feeling the pinch this Thanksgiving? Think again.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
They should be feeling the pinch of sharp, heavy metal across the back of their necks.
Now here's a good Thanksgiving movie.
Haven't seen this one in a long time.
Haven't seen this one in a long time.
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Now here's a good Thanksgiving movie.
Haven't seen this one in a long time.
Haven't seen this one in a long time.
Now this is a great ad.
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Now this is a great ad.