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professoraxeman

@axeeugene.bsky.social

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Not a real professor, but I used to play one in everyday life. No, it's not a Cuban, goddamn it. It's Dominican. Stop the world; I want to get off. I block all engagement farming accounts, no matter their stripe.

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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 14h

A year ago a 12oz bag of coffee beans at Aldi was $5.99. Today I paid $8.29.

But I guess that very old word "groceries" don't matter anymore.

Thanks, #PresidentDiarrhea .

professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 15h

Well, they already bought Trump. How much more garish can you need in one lifetime?

professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 16h

I'd laugh if the desperation weren't so sad.

Sorry, Florida:

professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 16h

The Saudis would buy them.

professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 17h

AHEM. "Violation." The word you're looking for is "violation."

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Andrea Pitzer @andreapitzer.bsky.social · 1d

That AI slop is like a story a 3-year-old makes up when they get mad at another toddler: "Then I put on my crown and get into my airplane. It says on the side that I'm the king. I fly up so high over the stupid people. I throw poop down all over the mean people. They cry and cry, but I just laugh."

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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 1d

Top shelf.

professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 1d

Oh we're already there, and AI's rise means it'll be illiteracy on steroids in the next 5 years.

professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 1d

That shitbag is supposedly my representative and all he's done is publicly threaten a town with funding cuts after a school teacher in his district shared an opinion he didn't like about Charlie Kirk.

professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 1d

I saw a 3 year old in his prized green lizard costume in my town today. This was his sign:

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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 1d

OMG. I almost cried out.

professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 1d

Very heartened to see that my town of <20K people turned out probably 1500 to the No Kings rally today and most of the auto traffic was *very* supportive.

Also funny to note the 8 or so pickup dudes who squealed their tires and sped around traffic like maniacs cuz their little fee fees got hurted.

professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 1d

Also, a dramatic distinction between this and a MAGA rally is that here, lots of folks are carrying US flags, but no one is wearing one.

professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 1d

Just saw a woman in a Queen of Hearts costume, and I am compelled to tell you that this protest is the kindest, warmest, bravest, most wonderful protest I have ever known.

professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 1d

Best sign at No Kings in my town:

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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 1d

The very first thing that happened to me as I left the house was a guy in a jeep honking and giving me the finger.

He gave a middle finger to a guy carrying an American flag, if you want to know the state of Trumpism.

professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 1d

Really upset at myself for not finally making a "DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!" sign.

Father Ted Crilley protesting The Passion of St. Tibulus.

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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 1d

Also gonna wear this, because "Whatever it is, I'm against it!"

professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 1d

I've never cared about slang one way or another. But even "skibidi" - which I found stupid - has nothing on "six, seven," because kids just won't. stop. saying it.

Before I banned it, I'd hear it yelled out no fewer than 60 times an hour. It's disruptive and infuriating.

professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 1d

My No Kings sign:

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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 1d

It *never* looked that way.

Trump is a moronic liar, as is anyone who believes anything he says.

professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 1d

Guess he's having a harder time cheating than he thought he would.

professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 1d

When's Hegseth's indictment?

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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 2d

Hello, old friend. It's been too long.

professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 2d

You'd think the HHS Secretary would know by definition if you don't have children, you aren't a "parent."

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d

RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."