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professoraxeman
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Not a real professor, but I used to play one in everyday life.

No, it's not a Cuban, goddamn it. It's Dominican.

Stop the world; I want to get off.

I block all engagement farming accounts, no matter their stripe.
December 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
December 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I guess I missed when they started putting this shitbag's face on our money.
December 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
December 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
You owe your soul to the Municipal Plow.
November 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Decided to take advantage of the post-shoveling limberness and split down some logs for the sauna. Maybe I'll make time for a sweat today after all!
November 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I, too, celebrate Harmonica.
November 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
When I was a kid I utterly despised this job, but as an adult I find splitting wood to be enormously cathartic.
November 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
First indoor (well-ventilated) cigar of the year.
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
All right.

Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Pretty likely, if I'm being honest.
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Now here's a good Thanksgiving movie.

Haven't seen this one in a long time.
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Now this is a great ad.
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
You could try doing what I always do.
November 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
November 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
No it doesn't.
November 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
It's very difficult for me to accept that this show was twenty fucking years ago.
November 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
"Great party, isn't it?"
November 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Pretty sure they did this in Barton Fink.
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Friends in Texas and New Mexico sent me pics of the aurorae last night, so it must have been one hell of a flare.
November 12, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Given my attire is what Derek Guy would unreservedly call "clownish," I shudder in terror at getting his attention.
November 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
November 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
"You know - For T-rexes!"
November 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM