Geoff George
@geoffdgeorge.com
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Chicagoan, dev, writer and former micro/macro editor of little consequence, compulsive movie/TV watcher, ever-recovering night owl, and bookworm. Opinions are mine. He/him. (Also posts at @[email protected].)
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"I met a traveller from an antique land ..."
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I have done this, but with peanut butter instead.
stellarine.bsky.social
Take a saltine. Put butter on it. Eat the buttered saltine. Repeat about 37 more times and you'll feel better, probably
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And if you engage with those stories, you're a sucker.
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Trump complaining about a photo of himself is not a story! You don't need to devote a single word to that! I need Brian Cox to go around delivering this line to every press outlet.
a man in a suit and tie says " serious people "
Alt: Brian Cox saying, "You are not serious people" on "Succession"
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Second screening in a row at the Evanston AMC without these two before the feature. Are they ... are they done? Is the era over? And I didn't even get to say goodbye?
Couple in the Coke commercial that has played in front of AMC movies for literal years
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It is tacky for really famous people to be in TV commercials for products. Their gambling debts/boat repairs are not my problem, those roles should belong to actors like the Time To Make The Donuts guy and the actress who said "who are you calling a cootie queen you lint licker" in that Orbit ad.
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Royal Tenenbaum voice: "This is my adopted cell phone, Margot."
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Spotted a small tragedy on the South Boulevard platform.
A forgotten, beat-up phone, left on a bench
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This means that someone somewhere said, "This'll be way better than using numbers."
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The separation of books by genre and trope (even the delineation between fiction and nonfiction) in stores should be eliminated, and everyone will simply have to do more wandering among the aisles to find something that looks interesting to them.
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Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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Maybe that's MY unhinged literary opinion.
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It's a fine pic. No dispute. I just prefer the cellar door so strongly.
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The only cover I'll accept. When the new edition came out, I said, "What is this shit???"
Updated cover of Stephen King's "On Writing," featuring the author himself at a desk with his feet propped up
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OLIVER STONE: You can occupy both of these camps, actually.
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CONSPIRACY THEORIST: If you watch the Zapruder FIlm closely, you'll see the truth

FILM SNOB: I thought the Zapruder Film had third-act problems, personally
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I feel like that's a pretty hinged opinion!
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This is one of my best posts. Please let someone who understands see this.
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"I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne: 'Let my armies be the frogs in the suits, and the nudes on the bikes.'"
Still from "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade," when Henry Jones delivers the line "I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne: 'Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds of the sky.'"
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It’s impossible to overstate how much “abolish ice” is the normie position now here in chicago — just countless random moms at toddler soccer on a park district field asking me where I bought my anti-ice t-shirt. average people don’t like our neighborhoods being terrorized.
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A friend ran the Chicago marathon today and said he couldn’t count the number of FUCK ICE signs along the way.
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This is one of my best posts. Please let someone who understands see this.
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"I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne: 'Let my armies be the frogs in the suits, and the nudes on the bikes.'"
Still from "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade," when Henry Jones delivers the line "I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne: 'Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds of the sky.'"
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"I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne: 'Let my armies be the frogs in the suits, and the nudes on the bikes.'"
Still from "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade," when Henry Jones delivers the line "I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne: 'Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds of the sky.'"
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Sometimes I think about firing my account back up just to post a once-a-day reminder that it's a shit-slop place that there's no point being on anymore. But that would mean getting back on there, and just ... no.
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Because TikTok is an incredible place, every time we open the app now, we are shown that fake video of a reporter being arrested. Simultaneously, a bunch of commenters are convinced our video of state troopers in Broadview from yesterday evening is AI. Perfect, no notes
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Cortisol levels completely unsustainable.
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Watching a dude mansplain chess to his girlfriend at the coffee shop, who is very attached to her pieces. "You want me to just SACRIFICE the pawn???"
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Here at a 10:30 showing of "The Smashing Machine," like I'm still in my twenties.