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Skeptic Optimist. Cyberspace Boi. Hack The Planet
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Piracy is preservation

Piracy is praxis
December 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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No pcap, no pcap
December 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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gen z sysadmins be like rm -fr
December 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Once again the problem with being really good at cooking is that it’s a chore to eat other, lesser cooking
December 23, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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if you forgot how to do piracy you should unforget that for the back half of the decade prolly
December 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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And now someone has uploaded a version that wasn't filmed off a TV.

There's also the torrent link there, which is probably the fastest way to download the 60 Minutes segment on CECOT if you want to save the file locally to your computer.
Pulled 60 Minutes segment on CECOT : CBS : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
This is a screen recording of a 60 Minutes segment about the Centro de Confinamiento del Terrorismo (CECOT) prison in El Salvador, which was intended to be...
archive.org
December 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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bro
December 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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The atomic ensemble time scale at the NIST Boulder campus has failed.
December 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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IIRC, this is the first time something I've written for comics has sold out and gone back to press. I want to say thank you again for the support, especially during what's been an absolutely miserable year in so many ways. Some special things coming up in Bat/Stat, and maybe a small surprise or two.
Good news if you missed the first issue of Batman/Static: Beyond #1... 2nd printing of the debut issue hits on February 4. Issue #2 is out next week on 12/24! (Makes a schway last-minute stocking stuffer, just saying)

The dogs and I thank you.
December 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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On another note Oba was bearing Cody’s ass #SNME #TheLastTimeIsNow
December 14, 2025 at 3:48 AM
It’s too quiet in here for this match…
December 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Bruh, this lady is sloshed in front of me 😂
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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I know there's a lot of other massive problems with "AI," but as a techie and a PC builder I am GODDAMNED FUCKING SICK of some stupid hype bubble designed to fleece investors and nothing else ruining my hobby.

Your crypto shit took all the video cards. Your "AI" took GPUs *and* RAM.

Fuck you all.
December 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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been shopping for a spotify alternative this week and this is grim stuff. its either volatile small guys who will be dead or bought out in 18 months or trying to decide which major tech platform you hate the least
Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.

So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
How to quit Spotify
This Black Friday, here's a guide to finding the best Spotify alternative
www.bloodinthemachine.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Another great example of meeting your audience where they're at vs where you want them to be. Go follow bro on tiktok if you like his videos.
December 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Parents Are You Tired Of Your Child Doing This?
October 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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If you're a furloughed Federal employee living the DC area, the Capital Area Food Bank has added extra distribution sites. Go here for more information and assistance with Maryland tenant protections and utility bill help: econaction.org/in-the-news/...
Food Resources for Furloughed Federal Employees in Maryland | Economic Action MD Fund
Beginning October 20, the Capital Area Food Bank will have additional food distributions, for furloughed Federal workers.
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October 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I copped Cena tix on Wednesday, but the 'E should be ashamed of themselves for them ticket prices...
October 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...
October 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Are you a neurodivergent person in cybersecurity? SANS is hosting a virtual summit 4 Dec 2025! Learn more here - www.sans.org/cyber-securi...
Neurodiversity in Cybersecurity Summit 2025
This Summit will be loaded with content developed by and for neurodiverse cybersecurity professionals, but will also be invaluable to anyone who manages, reports to, works with, or just wants to…
www.sans.org
September 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM