Apocrypals
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The podcast where Chris Sims and Benito Cereno read Bible and Bible-adjacent literature and try not to be ding-dangs about it
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
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What if Nicolas Cage was Joseph the Carpenter? What if Young Jesus was Brightburn? What if the Infancy Gospel of Thomas was a horror movie?
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THE CARPENTER'S SON Official Teaser (2025) Nicolas Cage
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Deer Kult
@deerkult.bsky.social
· Sep 17
Bishop: Did you complete the painting of San Sebastián for the altarpiece
Painter: Yes, your eminence, and we made him real fucking sexy just like you asked
Painter: Yes, your eminence, and we made him real fucking sexy just like you asked
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gospodyina
@gospodyina.bsky.social
· Sep 17
Today is the 846th anniversary of the death of Hildegard of Bingen: saint, abbess, composer, writer, visionary, but best known of course for once seeing the Gruffalo appearing from the Bride of Christ’s, um...
Apocrypals
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· Sep 13
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Peaceful Edna
@peacefuledna.bsky.social
· Sep 10
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Trofe
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· Sep 10