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I have a coworker that does the same hand movement thing as Glasheen when they don’t really know what they’re talking about. I’m guessing it’s their brain trying to communicate their ineptitude while the person fights to keep from saying it verbally.
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I have a coworker that does the same hand movement thing as Glasheen when they don’t really know what they’re talking about. I’m guessing it’s their brain trying to communicate their ineptitude while the person fights to keep from saying it verbally.
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Shot. Chaser.
December 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Shot. Chaser.
But not in a politically targeted way bc that would be a multiyear "scandal"
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www.taxnotes.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
But not in a politically targeted way bc that would be a multiyear "scandal"
www.taxnotes.com/tax-notes-to...
www.taxnotes.com/tax-notes-to...
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Retreating isn't a helpless activity. It's not the same as surrendering. It's not the same as being grievously wounded or being otherwise protected.
You're under no legal or moral obligation to let someone who didn't give themselves up come back and kill you later, because it looks dishonorable.
You're under no legal or moral obligation to let someone who didn't give themselves up come back and kill you later, because it looks dishonorable.
December 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Retreating isn't a helpless activity. It's not the same as surrendering. It's not the same as being grievously wounded or being otherwise protected.
You're under no legal or moral obligation to let someone who didn't give themselves up come back and kill you later, because it looks dishonorable.
You're under no legal or moral obligation to let someone who didn't give themselves up come back and kill you later, because it looks dishonorable.
So the average shift left seems to be in the low to mid teens, which would be borderline wave conditions. If it moves a bit more, it’s gonna start knocking off some of the shakier gerrymanders and once that wall breaks…woof.
DEMOCRATS HAVE FLIPPED GEORGIA'S #HD121 (Trump+12):
Eric Gisler (D)- 50.9%
Mack "Dutch" Guest (R)- 49.1%
Eric Gisler (D)- 50.9%
Mack "Dutch" Guest (R)- 49.1%
December 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
So the average shift left seems to be in the low to mid teens, which would be borderline wave conditions. If it moves a bit more, it’s gonna start knocking off some of the shakier gerrymanders and once that wall breaks…woof.
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i’ll never forget when i found out how far food banks can stretch money i was like well this is dumb i should just give them a bunch of money and i felt like mansa musa throwing out gold on his hajj.
will never ever chide people for doing food drives because you care and i love you for that but as always i gently, very gently remind people that one can of beans costs one can of beans and that same dollar is six cans of beans to a food bank.
money. give them money. if the spirit moves you.
money. give them money. if the spirit moves you.
December 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
i’ll never forget when i found out how far food banks can stretch money i was like well this is dumb i should just give them a bunch of money and i felt like mansa musa throwing out gold on his hajj.
These fucking clowns think suits on a plane is what makes a society civil while they’re locking up kids, gassing protesters and bombing stranded sailers.
December 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
These fucking clowns think suits on a plane is what makes a society civil while they’re locking up kids, gassing protesters and bombing stranded sailers.
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The best way I can summarize that half of football is I take notes while watching the game and about ten minutes ago I just started drawing a picture of Santa
December 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The best way I can summarize that half of football is I take notes while watching the game and about ten minutes ago I just started drawing a picture of Santa
Watching the Monsters Inc MNF feed and this game is cartoonish
December 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Watching the Monsters Inc MNF feed and this game is cartoonish
A 44 year old man possibly suiting up to play against the Texans defense seems like elder abuse…I’ll be tuning in for sure
YESSSSSSSSSSS I NEED IT
Garafolo: Philip Rivers to visit with the Colts Tuesday.
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
A 44 year old man possibly suiting up to play against the Texans defense seems like elder abuse…I’ll be tuning in for sure
3 months ago, the IRS commissioner was fired after a few weeks in the post with no explanation. No one in the media has followed up on this story.
December 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
3 months ago, the IRS commissioner was fired after a few weeks in the post with no explanation. No one in the media has followed up on this story.
Meathead coach for my son’s program is the only one out of 12 coaches with number decals on his helmet.
Did he go with the numbers of his two kids? Of course not! Gotta sport the ol’ 29 that he made legendary in JV hockey.
Did he go with the numbers of his two kids? Of course not! Gotta sport the ol’ 29 that he made legendary in JV hockey.
December 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Meathead coach for my son’s program is the only one out of 12 coaches with number decals on his helmet.
Did he go with the numbers of his two kids? Of course not! Gotta sport the ol’ 29 that he made legendary in JV hockey.
Did he go with the numbers of his two kids? Of course not! Gotta sport the ol’ 29 that he made legendary in JV hockey.
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Me to Bobby Kennedy Jr. when I see him try and fail to do one pull up.
December 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Me to Bobby Kennedy Jr. when I see him try and fail to do one pull up.
Bc of the GOPs stance on female health, they’re either slow walking this study bc it proves it is safe (and they want to make women believe it is not) or bc it is not safe (and they want women to be “punished” for taking it).
The best reading of this article: Trump is going to use FDA to restrict medication abortion, but he wants to wait until after the midterms so the Republicans don't experience blowback. But that just makes the midterms more important. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
FDA Slow Walking a Long-Awaited Abortion Pill Safety Study
The Food and Drug Administration has delayed a promised review of safety data for the abortion drug mifepristone at Commissioner Marty Makary’s request to put it off until after the midterm elections,...
www.bloomberg.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Bc of the GOPs stance on female health, they’re either slow walking this study bc it proves it is safe (and they want to make women believe it is not) or bc it is not safe (and they want women to be “punished” for taking it).
I like to think the studio created this to show the world how awful this stuff is even after dumping countless hours into trying to make it look good or normal.
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I like to think the studio created this to show the world how awful this stuff is even after dumping countless hours into trying to make it look good or normal.
Nixon's biggest failure (according to the Right) has always been that he accepted consequences for his actions. They never felt that what he did was wrong bc he did it retain and expand the power of the Right, which can never be wrong.
it is incredible that legalizing watergate has been the overriding ideological project of the american right for fifty years
December 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Nixon's biggest failure (according to the Right) has always been that he accepted consequences for his actions. They never felt that what he did was wrong bc he did it retain and expand the power of the Right, which can never be wrong.
Lying. He’s talking about lying.
A healthy media would cover Trump’s lies about the economy as public harming propaganda, but instead they’ll cover it as some “Trump touts successes” bs
A healthy media would cover Trump’s lies about the economy as public harming propaganda, but instead they’ll cover it as some “Trump touts successes” bs
Kevin Hassett on Trump's economic message: "There's a lot of positive news that positive for people's jobs, for people's incomes, and for inflation, and President Trump is just going to go out there and remind people of that."
December 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Lying. He’s talking about lying.
A healthy media would cover Trump’s lies about the economy as public harming propaganda, but instead they’ll cover it as some “Trump touts successes” bs
A healthy media would cover Trump’s lies about the economy as public harming propaganda, but instead they’ll cover it as some “Trump touts successes” bs
Note the subtle goalpost move from vilifying pro-“illegal” immigrant to just plan pro-immigrant.
Pam Bondi gave the FBI 30 days to compile a list of "terrorists" whose crimes are being pro-immigrant, pro-trans rights, or anti-capitalist, & directed the Joint Terrorism Task Forces to prioritize "rooting out all culpable participants".
www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
Bondi orders US law enforcement to investigate 'extremist groups'
U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi on Thursday ordered federal law enforcement to step up investigations into the anti-fascist antifa movement and similar "extremist groups," and asked the FBI to compile...
www.reuters.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Note the subtle goalpost move from vilifying pro-“illegal” immigrant to just plan pro-immigrant.
He doesn’t actually care about what they were doing, he’s just assuming that his lies will matter to the non-sociopaths
WELKER: Lawmakers say the 2 men appeared to raise their arms potentially to surrender. Why did Admiral Bradley interpret these actions as anything other than them trying to survive?
TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
December 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
He doesn’t actually care about what they were doing, he’s just assuming that his lies will matter to the non-sociopaths
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They’d be arguing to be put into the field if Bama was 14th and won today.
The conferences can’t have it all in their favor. If they want the cash for the game, they have to accept the consequences (good and/or bad) for holding the game.
No one asked for these cash grabs anyway.
The conferences can’t have it all in their favor. If they want the cash for the game, they have to accept the consequences (good and/or bad) for holding the game.
No one asked for these cash grabs anyway.
The selection committee is going to have to decide on Sunday whether or not it wants college football to continue to play conference championship games.
That's what's at stake. If you're knocked out of the field after playing in one, it's impossible to recover from that.
That's what's at stake. If you're knocked out of the field after playing in one, it's impossible to recover from that.
December 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
They’d be arguing to be put into the field if Bama was 14th and won today.
The conferences can’t have it all in their favor. If they want the cash for the game, they have to accept the consequences (good and/or bad) for holding the game.
No one asked for these cash grabs anyway.
The conferences can’t have it all in their favor. If they want the cash for the game, they have to accept the consequences (good and/or bad) for holding the game.
No one asked for these cash grabs anyway.