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Andrew Guilford 🦌 (🎄)
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Occasional opinions | He/Him | Cardiff, Wales
The royal family have a net worth of £21.3 billion. That's enough to eradicate homelessness in the UK eleven times over
December 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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why not put count von count into various vampire scenes: thread
December 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Ah fuck he thought he cooked with this
Farage and Polanski have something in common. They are both wrong about Britain.

Thread & link at the end 🧵
December 20, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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im not shocked.
The Epstein Files, everybody!
December 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Now that Walliams has finally faced a tiny amount of the treatment he deserves, let's hope the rest is coming soon for that horrible bastard (being gored to death by a wild boar)
December 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
December 19, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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#OtD 18 Dec 1974 the radical Danish Solvognen theatre group, dressed as Santas, provoked a near-riot in the Magasin department store when they gave out free toys from the shelves to children. When they were arrested by police, the children began to cry www.tiktok.com/@workingclas...
December 18, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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In this story, I reported how counter-terror police warned the Palestine Action ban was creating "a lot of noise in the system that risks detracting from our core mission"

New stats show it drove terror arrests up from 248 to 1,886 in the last year
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/11/w...
Ban a Pro-Palestinian Group? The U.K. Government Thought Few Would Care.
www.nytimes.com
December 18, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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Makes my blood run cold it took 12 hours for an ambulance to arrive for Qesser and probably would not have arrived at all without pressure from Sultana and it’s not in the news anywhere
December 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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It’s super cool how the uk police are saying words have meaning against Palestine protestors and will be cracking down even further on them vis a vis the bondi beach terror attack, when the perpetrators were inspired by ISIS
December 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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I just can’t fathom why a government that is letting political prisoners starve to death is so unpopular?
December 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Good analysis

Nothing about this polling surprises me to be honest
Right let's breakdown this new poll for Wales because there is a lot going on below the headline figures.

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December 17, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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A child in Gaza pleads with the world as he shows a journalist his family’s flooded tent.
December 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Just had my first nudity label applied to a post. Ironically it isn't even for this account, it's for my other Bluesky account which I use for work (and the post didn't feature nudity)
December 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
My memory is so I bad I completely forgot I’d even done this, and tried to book another one
Just had my flu jab. I’m due the Covid jab too, although I may need to chase it up. I get these because I’m immunosuppressed, but they should be available to everyone. Even if you’re low risk yourself you can pass a virus onto others
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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It's not illegal to use the right toilets and no one should adhere to Mary-Ann Stephenson's headmistressly call to "follow rules" that serve no good purpose, breach the UK's human rights obligations, will be bad for all women, and debase trans dignity. Make her appoint her sodding toilet police.
December 14, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I was a shepherd
So - did you take part in a nativity play at school and if so, what part did you play?

I got the part of the frankincense guy - I was the only child in the class who could pronounce the word ...!
Nativity plays have been a much-loved part of the school year in infant and junior schools across the UK for many years. These performances brought the Christmas story to life with a mix of earnestness and unintentional comedy. Classrooms buzzed with excitement as tea towels and
December 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Disappointed to see my newsletter illustrated with AI slop. I do everything *except* choose the image. They used AI for the one last Christmas as well
December 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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👉NEW -- Revealed: How British engines ended up in Israeli drones

by John McEvoy

Documents obtained by Declassified suggest the government has allowed UK companies to send drone engines to Israel without export licences.
December 11, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Just saw a dog piss on one of these Uber Eats drones in Hyde Park
December 11, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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Recruiters take note of the faces in this picture. It's just not worth the hassle and expense of allowing any of these HR and PR nightmares into your organisation where they'll try to bully you into discriminating against their colleagues and if they fail dragging you through the courts for years
Sandie Peggie’s lawyer confirms she will be appealing the “highly problematic” tribunal decision - Peggie herself says “I won’t be giving up the fight anytime soon”
December 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM