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Jack Hurley
@loudribs.bsky.social
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Purveyor of coastal slander. No gift for jobbery. Not the best but always in demand. RUBBISH SEASIDE BOOK NOW AVAILABLE 👇👇👇👇 Loudribs.com.
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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · May 29
It is DONE!

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 18h
Why do I have to touch the grass? Can’t I like just look at it and stuff?
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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 21h
Well whoever they are, they’re in for a shock when they find out Everclear have cornered the squeegie market.
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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 21h
TAD are ALWAYS available. They were down on Sheepscar Junction, washing windscreens the other day.
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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 21h
The full lot. Never seen such pointy guitars.
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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 21h
I’ll have to consult the wasps. They’re still very angry about the wood and - well, everything really.
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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 21h
He’s blocked it off now and put a little fan heater in the hearth 😞
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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 22h
JOYLESS. JOYLESS I TELL YOU.
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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 22h
‘Oh, so you enjoy dying in the agonising flames of your own design? Do you? DO YOU???’
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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 22h
Just had The Very Judgemental Chimney Sweep over. Every time it’s like ‘You’ve been BURNING stuff in here???? Jesus Christ I swear I’ll do time.’.
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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 22h
That apostrophe broke my brain
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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 22h
NOT ENOUGH UNSETTLING AMBIGUITY
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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 22h
JOIN US
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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 1d
Still not properly come to terms with living in a post-Wilkos world if I’m being honest with myself. I think that’s why I drink.
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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 1d
Made the llamas a little plinth today. Or pedestal. Or whatever that little raised bit is called. So there.
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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 1d
EXEMPLARY LAPTOP ADORNMENTS HERE (all handily available at loudribs.com)
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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 1d
My laptop is almost ready to be deployed in any coffee shop across Northern Europe,to write my failed screenplay.

Thanks @loudribs.bsky.social
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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 3d
The combat system’s pretty cool - and deeper than it first appears - but the real heart of it is how attached to your men you become.

Remember how Cannon Fodder had you nursing Jools and Jops through? Yup, same-same but grimmer.
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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 3d
It’s a turn-based jobbie that’s in early access at the mo and it’s really a bit special. You have to guide your squad (who are in varying degrees of despair) through stints in the trenches where you’re getting killed to death or the grotty schlep of camp life and oberleutnant dickface.
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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 3d
I picked up All Quiet In The Trenches in the Steam sale and it’s fast becoming my fave misery simulator.
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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 4d
Can’t make em look too good - that’s the key!
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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 4d
Just sayin’
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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 4d
They’re still giddy with the success of the bong water recycling campaign
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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 4d
Lol - strong effort all round but I can claim no credit!
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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 4d
I think we should pay them a lot of taxpayer’s money for being such good eggs. And for being so handsome.
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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 5d
S’all good - gotcha money and off to live the highlife now!
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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 5d
DON’T BAN LIBERATOR_HEN
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