Jack Hurley
@loudribs.bsky.social
Purveyor of coastal slander. No gift for jobbery. Not the best but always in demand.
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Here’s a very niche rail beef for you: See the seconds pulsing on the time there? They’re not actually seconds. It pulses 40 times in a minute. It’s an absolute scandal.
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Here’s a very niche rail beef for you: See the seconds pulsing on the time there? They’re not actually seconds. It pulses 40 times in a minute. It’s an absolute scandal.
Why is he showing her a slice of ham he’s wiped his bum with?
November 19, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Why is he showing her a slice of ham he’s wiped his bum with?
A couple that I could see weirdly working:
Dave Mustaine and Liz Truss
Dave Mustaine and Liz Truss
November 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
A couple that I could see weirdly working:
Dave Mustaine and Liz Truss
Dave Mustaine and Liz Truss
Been reading the latest RUSI report on Ukraine and it’s proper grim. Full-on Mad Max/Cyberpunk crossover with a bit of WWI thrown in for good measure.
www.rusi.org/explore-our-...
www.rusi.org/explore-our-...
November 12, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Been reading the latest RUSI report on Ukraine and it’s proper grim. Full-on Mad Max/Cyberpunk crossover with a bit of WWI thrown in for good measure.
www.rusi.org/explore-our-...
www.rusi.org/explore-our-...
Look, I made a video about it and everything
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Look, I made a video about it and everything
No weapons. Anything else goes. Who’s winning?
Hale & Pace
or
Chase & Status?
Hale & Pace
or
Chase & Status?
October 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
No weapons. Anything else goes. Who’s winning?
Hale & Pace
or
Chase & Status?
Hale & Pace
or
Chase & Status?
Procrastinating wildly earlier and made this out of the Teignmouth rather than do any actual work.
October 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Procrastinating wildly earlier and made this out of the Teignmouth rather than do any actual work.
The international sign of the Labrador
October 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The international sign of the Labrador
These were a total pain in the arse to make so I don’t do them anymore, but still…. #princeandrew
October 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
These were a total pain in the arse to make so I don’t do them anymore, but still…. #princeandrew
Still not properly come to terms with living in a post-Wilkos world if I’m being honest with myself. I think that’s why I drink.
October 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Still not properly come to terms with living in a post-Wilkos world if I’m being honest with myself. I think that’s why I drink.
Made the llamas a little plinth today. Or pedestal. Or whatever that little raised bit is called. So there.
October 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Made the llamas a little plinth today. Or pedestal. Or whatever that little raised bit is called. So there.
The combat system’s pretty cool - and deeper than it first appears - but the real heart of it is how attached to your men you become.
Remember how Cannon Fodder had you nursing Jools and Jops through? Yup, same-same but grimmer.
Remember how Cannon Fodder had you nursing Jools and Jops through? Yup, same-same but grimmer.
October 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The combat system’s pretty cool - and deeper than it first appears - but the real heart of it is how attached to your men you become.
Remember how Cannon Fodder had you nursing Jools and Jops through? Yup, same-same but grimmer.
Remember how Cannon Fodder had you nursing Jools and Jops through? Yup, same-same but grimmer.
It’s a turn-based jobbie that’s in early access at the mo and it’s really a bit special. You have to guide your squad (who are in varying degrees of despair) through stints in the trenches where you’re getting killed to death or the grotty schlep of camp life and oberleutnant dickface.
October 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
It’s a turn-based jobbie that’s in early access at the mo and it’s really a bit special. You have to guide your squad (who are in varying degrees of despair) through stints in the trenches where you’re getting killed to death or the grotty schlep of camp life and oberleutnant dickface.
I picked up All Quiet In The Trenches in the Steam sale and it’s fast becoming my fave misery simulator.
October 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I picked up All Quiet In The Trenches in the Steam sale and it’s fast becoming my fave misery simulator.
They’re still giddy with the success of the bong water recycling campaign
October 11, 2025 at 9:15 AM
They’re still giddy with the success of the bong water recycling campaign
Made some new stickers yes I did yes I did
October 10, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Made some new stickers yes I did yes I did
Leeds looking positively Grimshawian ce soir
October 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Leeds looking positively Grimshawian ce soir
The Texas National Guard rocking up in Chicago. Think they got antifa and fajitas confused.
October 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The Texas National Guard rocking up in Chicago. Think they got antifa and fajitas confused.
Bah. Now I’m back amongst the ranks of you Single Yolk Rubes - BUT KNOW THIS: I have tasted the double yolk life and it fundamentally changed me. We are not the same.
October 8, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Bah. Now I’m back amongst the ranks of you Single Yolk Rubes - BUT KNOW THIS: I have tasted the double yolk life and it fundamentally changed me. We are not the same.
I just stood on my kindle and broke the screen which is a) a pain in the arse and b) made me rifle through the bookshelves to find this:
October 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I just stood on my kindle and broke the screen which is a) a pain in the arse and b) made me rifle through the bookshelves to find this:
The Canoe Man saga coming to a climax in Dec 2007 and then segueing effortlessly into the Shannon Matthews brouhaha in Feb 2008 really marked the high water point of a golden age of wanky hail mary frauding.
September 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The Canoe Man saga coming to a climax in Dec 2007 and then segueing effortlessly into the Shannon Matthews brouhaha in Feb 2008 really marked the high water point of a golden age of wanky hail mary frauding.
Laser weeder?
Or ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT?
Or ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT?
September 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Laser weeder?
Or ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT?
Or ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT?
I’ve been thinking about it a lot and have concluded that The EdStone was the precise moment where reality just checked out and stopped being a serious endeavour.
September 23, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I’ve been thinking about it a lot and have concluded that The EdStone was the precise moment where reality just checked out and stopped being a serious endeavour.