Alyssa Royse
@alyssaroyse.bsky.social
Gym-owner, hysterical feminist kill joy, avid traveler, firm believer that dogs are better than people, who is going to remember to treat herself as well as she tries to treat everyone else. Oh, and I do words. Sometimes for fun.
ALL THE DOGS ARE THE BEST.
They're all perfect.
This is why I should be the head judge of the dog show.
They're all perfect.
This is why I should be the head judge of the dog show.
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
ALL THE DOGS ARE THE BEST.
They're all perfect.
This is why I should be the head judge of the dog show.
They're all perfect.
This is why I should be the head judge of the dog show.
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So Olivia Nuzzi is clearly a piece of shit who can never work in journalism again after this.
And, also, Ryan Lizza is clearly a piece of shit who should never work in journalism again after this either.
We're all agree on that, right?
And, also, Ryan Lizza is clearly a piece of shit who should never work in journalism again after this either.
We're all agree on that, right?
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
So Olivia Nuzzi is clearly a piece of shit who can never work in journalism again after this.
And, also, Ryan Lizza is clearly a piece of shit who should never work in journalism again after this either.
We're all agree on that, right?
And, also, Ryan Lizza is clearly a piece of shit who should never work in journalism again after this either.
We're all agree on that, right?
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So I took the revolutionary step of <checking the actual numbers with a calculator>
EV sales in the EU, Jan-Oct, per ACEA
2024 = 1,172,737
2025 = 1,473,447
-> a rise of 25.6%
🤡🤡 "EV market slows" 🤡🤡
EV sales in the EU, Jan-Oct, per ACEA
2024 = 1,172,737
2025 = 1,473,447
-> a rise of 25.6%
🤡🤡 "EV market slows" 🤡🤡
November 26, 2025 at 8:15 AM
So I took the revolutionary step of <checking the actual numbers with a calculator>
EV sales in the EU, Jan-Oct, per ACEA
2024 = 1,172,737
2025 = 1,473,447
-> a rise of 25.6%
🤡🤡 "EV market slows" 🤡🤡
EV sales in the EU, Jan-Oct, per ACEA
2024 = 1,172,737
2025 = 1,473,447
-> a rise of 25.6%
🤡🤡 "EV market slows" 🤡🤡
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Can we stop making fun of things that other people like, even if you don't like them. It it's not harming anyone, who cares what kind of pie people like?
And "pie" can also mean music, art, fashion, pets, soup, sex, books or.....
But hey, pumpkin pie is awesome. So is sweet potato pie.
And "pie" can also mean music, art, fashion, pets, soup, sex, books or.....
But hey, pumpkin pie is awesome. So is sweet potato pie.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Can we stop making fun of things that other people like, even if you don't like them. It it's not harming anyone, who cares what kind of pie people like?
And "pie" can also mean music, art, fashion, pets, soup, sex, books or.....
But hey, pumpkin pie is awesome. So is sweet potato pie.
And "pie" can also mean music, art, fashion, pets, soup, sex, books or.....
But hey, pumpkin pie is awesome. So is sweet potato pie.
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Marjorie Taylor Green has been hated by Democrats for years with no concerns for her personal safety.
Now that has changed for her.
Trump did that.
Now that has changed for her.
Trump did that.
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Marjorie Taylor Green has been hated by Democrats for years with no concerns for her personal safety.
Now that has changed for her.
Trump did that.
Now that has changed for her.
Trump did that.
I do know this should make me laugh, but ya, Friedman giving Trump a Neville Chamberlain prize made me laugh out loud enough to spell it out.
November 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I do know this should make me laugh, but ya, Friedman giving Trump a Neville Chamberlain prize made me laugh out loud enough to spell it out.
I really want to be surprised that not one single GOP member of congress sees this attack on Mark Kelly as a bridge too far. Every single one of them is utterly deplorable.
it just strikes me as a bad idea to pick fights with an astronaut.
you fire right back at them and you FIRE RIGHT AWAY.
November 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I really want to be surprised that not one single GOP member of congress sees this attack on Mark Kelly as a bridge too far. Every single one of them is utterly deplorable.
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I was a lifelong opponent of trigger warnings. Then I read Ryan Lizza's most recent Substack post.
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I was a lifelong opponent of trigger warnings. Then I read Ryan Lizza's most recent Substack post.
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Mark Zuckerberg enables pedophiles.
“Meta stalled internal efforts to prevent child predators from contacting minors for years due to growth concerns, and pressured safety staff to circulate arguments justifying its decision not to act.”
www.reuters.com/sustainabili...
www.reuters.com/sustainabili...
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Mark Zuckerberg enables pedophiles.
Trying to think of anyone in television who is more overrated than Ryan Murphy and..... coming up blank.
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Trying to think of anyone in television who is more overrated than Ryan Murphy and..... coming up blank.
"Turn the page" is what got us here. "Come together" is what got us here.
We need a SERIOUS rebuke of all of this and everyone who made it possible, or it will come back again like the dormant virus it has been.
We need a SERIOUS rebuke of all of this and everyone who made it possible, or it will come back again like the dormant virus it has been.
There are going to be prominent Democrats and mainstream media voices who insist that we have to "turn the page" and "forgive and forget" and they should all be roundly ignored, if not mercilessly mocked.
It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
November 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
"Turn the page" is what got us here. "Come together" is what got us here.
We need a SERIOUS rebuke of all of this and everyone who made it possible, or it will come back again like the dormant virus it has been.
We need a SERIOUS rebuke of all of this and everyone who made it possible, or it will come back again like the dormant virus it has been.
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Grand opening, grand closing.
X quietly disabled a new feature that showed which country an account was posting from when it revealed that lots of popular right wing MAGA accounts were being run from foreign countries like India and Nigeria.
X quietly disabled a new feature that showed which country an account was posting from when it revealed that lots of popular right wing MAGA accounts were being run from foreign countries like India and Nigeria.
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Grand opening, grand closing.
X quietly disabled a new feature that showed which country an account was posting from when it revealed that lots of popular right wing MAGA accounts were being run from foreign countries like India and Nigeria.
X quietly disabled a new feature that showed which country an account was posting from when it revealed that lots of popular right wing MAGA accounts were being run from foreign countries like India and Nigeria.
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something i'll note is that if nuzzi ran catch-and-kill ops for rfk jr and lizza knew this prior to him being appointed as HHS, and instead of telling anyone, he decided to save it for his substack long after rfk jr had made communicable disease into federal policy, that's completely fucked
November 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
something i'll note is that if nuzzi ran catch-and-kill ops for rfk jr and lizza knew this prior to him being appointed as HHS, and instead of telling anyone, he decided to save it for his substack long after rfk jr had made communicable disease into federal policy, that's completely fucked
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Countries with DEI and abortion are human rights violators, says country where armed and masked government forces are invading neighborhoods.
"Countries with state subsidies for abortion, transgender-friendly policies for children, hate speech laws and affirmative action policies will now be considered to be violating human rights under rules imposed at the [US] State Department..."
www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...
www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...
Abortion And DEI Policies Now Considered Violations Of Human Rights, U.S. Says
The Trump administration has overhauled how the State Department conducts its annual Human Rights Report.
www.forbes.com
November 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Countries with DEI and abortion are human rights violators, says country where armed and masked government forces are invading neighborhoods.
ALL HOLIDAYS ARE "MADE UP." Seriously.
You can dis on "friendsgiving" all you want, but it's not any more fabricated than Thanksgiving or Christmas. THEY ARE ALL MADE UP!
You can dis on "friendsgiving" all you want, but it's not any more fabricated than Thanksgiving or Christmas. THEY ARE ALL MADE UP!
November 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
ALL HOLIDAYS ARE "MADE UP." Seriously.
You can dis on "friendsgiving" all you want, but it's not any more fabricated than Thanksgiving or Christmas. THEY ARE ALL MADE UP!
You can dis on "friendsgiving" all you want, but it's not any more fabricated than Thanksgiving or Christmas. THEY ARE ALL MADE UP!
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Every liberal democratic voter should see the way the Mamdani and Trump spoke and how Mamdani, never having to compromise his positions, was able to get Trump to agree with him.
Thats what left-wing populism can do and it’s the direction the Democratic Party must go.
Thats what left-wing populism can do and it’s the direction the Democratic Party must go.
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Every liberal democratic voter should see the way the Mamdani and Trump spoke and how Mamdani, never having to compromise his positions, was able to get Trump to agree with him.
Thats what left-wing populism can do and it’s the direction the Democratic Party must go.
Thats what left-wing populism can do and it’s the direction the Democratic Party must go.
The best thing about the Nuzzi shit is that we all agree that we want to see ALL the dirty laundry, we want ALL the players humiliated, but only one person will pay Lizza, then just share it with everyone so he doesn't benefit. That is such a spicy little slap for such a little bitch.
November 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The best thing about the Nuzzi shit is that we all agree that we want to see ALL the dirty laundry, we want ALL the players humiliated, but only one person will pay Lizza, then just share it with everyone so he doesn't benefit. That is such a spicy little slap for such a little bitch.
That last slide though......
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
That last slide though......
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Yes. If I wear a suit I won't notice that there's no legroom anymore. Or that the airline now charges me for every item. Or that they cut flight attendant staffing to the bare minimum. Or that the airlines bribed Trump to scuttle rules that gave passengers a tiny bit of power when airlines fuck up
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Yes. If I wear a suit I won't notice that there's no legroom anymore. Or that the airline now charges me for every item. Or that they cut flight attendant staffing to the bare minimum. Or that the airlines bribed Trump to scuttle rules that gave passengers a tiny bit of power when airlines fuck up
See, corporate media, YOU CAN JUST STAND UP TO HIM. If you cave, it's fair to say that you are complicit. You're kneeling because you want some.
JUST IN: A federal appeals court panel (with 2/3 Trump appointees) calls his lawsuit against CNN — over use of the term Big Lie — "meritless" and affirms the decision by a lower court to throw it out. s3.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
See, corporate media, YOU CAN JUST STAND UP TO HIM. If you cave, it's fair to say that you are complicit. You're kneeling because you want some.
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So if Olivia is 32 now, broke up with Lizza last year, was together with him for a decade, and then was living with you for 4+ years before that, how old was she when you moved her out of her (presumably parents’) house in the suburbs to live with you?
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
So if Olivia is 32 now, broke up with Lizza last year, was together with him for a decade, and then was living with you for 4+ years before that, how old was she when you moved her out of her (presumably parents’) house in the suburbs to live with you?
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I refuse to believe politicians are forgetting how rancid MTG is. Sure we can have a big tent but we do not need to welcome someone like her. Please everyone get a fucking hold of yourselves.
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I refuse to believe politicians are forgetting how rancid MTG is. Sure we can have a big tent but we do not need to welcome someone like her. Please everyone get a fucking hold of yourselves.